Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Cheras (Hateful Eight, Ultraviolent) vs Vera (Stuffed Crust Crusaders) Result Cheras won
Cheras vs Vera was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 3.
Entries
Cheras (won)
Hosted on Imgur.
Vera (lost)
Hosted on Cubari (archived copy).
Recap
From the wiki page Cheras:
Vera faced the very much animal-like Cheras during the final match. In Vera’s non-canon reality, the mentally broken, immortal Cheras, already bored and exhausted of her immortality, found solace in the idea of making Vera her reason to live, turning the Bucket into their playfield. However as she gloated she accidentally threw Vera off the Bucket, after which Cheras herself jumped off it to catch her, ending the match in a draw.
In Cheras’s canon reality, Cheras changed the arena to a snowy environment - Vera’s homeland, in order to even the playing field for the sniper. As they battled, they were attacked by one of the rampaging robots, causing Cheras to hallucinate the man that destroyed her world and go berserk destroying it. Using the distraction, Vera exploded the robot’s tank along with Cheras and used the moment to run to a room and set up an explosive trap. Cheras detached a part of herself in order to take away the dynamite stick Vera would use to set up the trap and pushed the sniper out of a window - unwilling to give up Vera stood but then the dynamite exploded and with it the house full of explosives behind her, knocking her out. Awakening in the Bucket after it, both girls made peace, although Cheras could not respond where she had left Vera’s gun.
From the wiki page Vera:
Vera faced the very much animal-like Cheras during the final match. In Vera’s non-canon reality, the mentally broken, immortal Cheras, already bored and exhausted of her immortality, found solace in the idea of making Vera her reason to live, turning the Bucket into their playfield. However as she gloated she accidentally threw Vera off the Bucket, after which Cheras herself jumped off it to catch her, ending the match in a draw.
In Cheras’s canon reality, Cheras changed the arena to a snowy environment - Vera’s homeland, in order to even the playing field for the sniper. As they battled, they were attacked by one of the rampaging robots, causing Cheras to hallucinate the man that destroyed her world and go berserk destroying it. Using the distraction, Vera exploded the robot’s tank along with Cheras and used the moment to run to a room and set up an explosive trap. Cheras detached a part of herself in order to take away the dynamite stick Vera would use to set up the trap and pushed the sniper out of a window - unwilling to give up Vera stood but then the dynamite exploded and with it the house full of explosives behind her, knocking her out. Awakening in the Bucket after it, both girls made peace, although Cheras could not respond where she had left Vera’s gun.
Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders (WON) VS Admiral Pizza (LOST).
In the Admiral’s reality, the Admiral faced the team in a Pizza eating contest out of anger of being left out from the Pizza team - both Luigi and the Admiral had participated in the American wars and considered each other enemies. The Crusaders began falling one after the other - Davok threw himself off the Bucket over believing himself a monster after eating too much pizza, Harry due to being caught cheating using a raccoon to eat the pizza for him, Morgan due to the pizza oil deactivating her nanomachines which she was also using to cheat, Celia not being able to handle so much sausage, and Vera dying in the timeskip with a robot skeleton she had left to eat for her running out of batteries. The Admiral messed with Luigi by eating pizza two-handed or cooling wine with ice, offending his Italian sensibilities. In the end, aeons passed as Luigi and the Admiral ate all the pizza in the world -there was no more food-, Soren became a survivor in a post apocalyptic world and went through seven timeskips, and ultimately realizing their war had ruined the world, both pizza men decided to make peace and forgive each other for their participation in the Civil War. As an angered Berbie demanded to see blood, Centurion then killed him with a punch, while Luigi and the Admiral shook hands and decided to just play videogames next.
In Luigi’s canon reality, the Bucket had been filled with sand and Luigi activated the headquarters battlemode, launching two tanks with his team to hunt down the Admiral who went at them on his own (he represented the American pizza flag while they were the Soviet pizzacutter flag). The Crusaders spent a night camping preparing for battle, Harry looking at his furry girlfriend, Morgan at her fangirl, Davok drinking gasoline and Celia running out of booze. Later Berbie waited, and noticed the fight had begun, the tanks shooting at the Admiral who dodged the bullets. Morgan put her nanites on the next shot, and when the Admiral dodged it they grabbed him. Using his arm power then, Harry summoned not a sword but a giant pizza cutter against the Admiral, who punched it back at the man destroying the tank where Harry and Vera were in. Vera and Celia then began to shoot at him, with no effect - the distraction allowed Morgan to run and punch him in the stomach, launching him towards Davok who uppercut him and used his power to send him flying at max speed towards another pizza cutter summoned by Harry - with this combination, the Admiral was finally defeated and gave up, and the team saluted their leader Luigi. Meanwhile, a dejected Berbie gave a sigh as he was expecting for them to arrive to a regular pizza making competition.
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