Incel
He studied the blade.
Field Value Full Name Involuntary Celibate Alias Incel Gender Male Age Around 20s World Mingu World Occupation Incel Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team Team Powerhouse Edition Crab 1 Creator
The girl ran away... I kinda wanted to hear her say thanks.
Incel (Involuntary Celibate) is a participant of Crab 1, as member of Team Powerhouse. He is a young man who is very good at fighting but is shy and cannot find a girlfriend.
Appearance
Personality
Incel is timid and silent, and always stands awkwardly and hunched. He is however a nice person and saves people if they are in danger.
He experiences a lot of anxiety beneath his stoic appearance and when he fumbled he considered killing everyone around him (though he didn’t). He also has very bad luck with the opposite sex and cannot make a move on a girl due to shyness, which makes him be a misogynist. Despite this he got along with Emily, probably because she is a robot.
Powers and Abilities
Incel is an expert hand to hand fighter, beating armed gang members like it’s nothing. Like most of his team fighting is one of his best skills and his weapon of choice is a sharp katana.
He cannot do anything else, and especially cannot get laid.
Background
History
Recruitment
A gang of thugs was kidnapping a girl to their van and she screamed for help. Incel then appeared and the biggest thug pushed him and told him to leave, starting to draw his gun. He quietly left and the guys mocked the girl saying she probably thought he would save her - to their surprise, Incel returned running and bashed the armed thug with a trashcan. Another muscular one approached and Incel put him in a headlock, then a knife one went to save his buddy but Incel kicked him away, then dodged the knife and beat him up savagely. With all the thugs defeated, he lamented the girl had run away without thanking him, when the Gamemaster suddenly appeared and said he was worthy of the tournament, kidnapping him.
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 Introduction - Incel”.
Round 1
Emily and Incel (lost, entry) vs Justin Franciscus Willemsma and Ditron (won, entry, part 2) in Dancing. Match page: C1 R1 - Emily and Incel vs Justin and Ditron
In Emily and Incel’s reality, Incel was bothered because he couldn’t dance and the cheerful Emily told him to just follow her step. She performed then some incredible ballet moves. Incel was baffled but seeing her hopes and excitement decided to give it a go, after which he jumped and landed on his back badly. He then wondered if he should kill all the Crabs seeing this. Conqueror then approached him and told him he sucked.
In Justin and Ditron’s canon reality, Ditron noted they were partners and wondered if Justin was skilled in dancing. Justin said he wasn’t but that he knew some moves from a friend, and both decided to jam. As the contest had begun, everyone and their opponents waited for them to appear, with Berbie suggesting to Wietse Justin had chickened out, but confident, Wietse said he wouldn’t, and in the end both appeared in dapper looks. Shouting that if they didn’t shoot they would never score, both began dancing like wild and won.
Round 2
Incel (lost) vs Ditron (won, entry) in Dessert. Match page: C1 R2 - Incel vs Ditron
In Ditron’s canon and only reality, Ditron congratulated his team’s effort and wondered who would make the dessert. Kathrine angrily pointed it was him, much to his frustration. He then began cooking while throwing insults and put the things in the oven while trying to calculate, making some muffins he resignedly admitted were not very good. Mooma in monster form, Wietse and Berbie were to try them, and when asked what he had for them Ditron responded shame. Berbie noted he had that all the time (foreshadowing for Crab 3). In the end they tried it, Berbie gave a 0,2, Wietse a 1, but Mooma enjoyed it and gave a ten with Berbie calling the point system bullshit… With 11,2 points, the judges moved to Incel. But Incel had decided not to show up because cooking was for women and just stayed in bed. Ditron then won by default, which he said was as planned.
Round 3
Incel (lost) vs Nova (lost). Match page: C1 R3 - Incel vs Nova
Nova had died to Bodycount, so he could not participate, while Incel like Conqueror did not join, as most of the team had fallen apart when Asha rebelled.
After Crab 1
After the tournament ended and the Pryde Doughboys won, he was returned to his world by Linda’s wish. He never got laid.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He had a crush on Asha. She never noticed.
He got along with Emily well.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He is by the creator of Roofgirl, and History and Math teacher from Twitter before he made it there.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Incel (revision 1577, 2025-01-27; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Literally Us.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
