Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)

FieldValue
EditionCrab 1
RoundRound 3: Fight (The Bucket)
LocationThe Bucket
EntrantsAsha (Team Powerhouse) vs Pikralida (The Pryde Doughboys)
ResultAsha won

Asha vs Pikralida was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 1.

Entries

Asha (won)

Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3: Asha VS Pikralida”.

Pikralida (lost)

Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3: Pikralida VS Asha”.

Recap

From the wiki page Asha:

In Pikralida’s reality, Pikralida met Asha in the fighting field as other Crabs battled around, and said she didn’t miss this. Asha called her old and attacked with her sword. Pikralida tried to lecture Asha about her exploits but Asha did not listen and kept interrupting her by attacking. Ultimately exasperated, Pikralida used her weapon to kill Asha and called her dumb, noting assassins never knew when to give up.

In Asha’s canon reality, she kidnapped Berlo. Pikralida went to investigate as Berlo had told Asha how to kill the Gamemaster - finding him tied to a chair, as she tried to interrogate she failed to realize Asha had rigged a bomb under the purple being, exploding and killing both (Berlo was later revived). Asha then told her team she would leave them and act alone and stormed the Gamemaster’s base. She revealed she had already defeated Bodycount by simply cheating at coin tosses and that she knew how to defeat the Gamemaster… via SEX. The Gamemaster said he didn’t know what that was and Asha confessed she did not either and that no one in her team could tell her as well.

From the wiki page Pikralida:

In Pikralida’s reality, Pikralida met Asha in the fighting field as other Crabs battled around, and said she didn’t miss this. Asha called her old and attacked with her sword. Pikralida tried to lecture Asha about her exploits but Asha did not listen and kept interrupting her by attacking. Ultimately exasperated, Pikralida used her weapon to kill Asha and called her dumb, noting assassins never knew when to give up.

In an alternate reality, Asha noted a fight against an old lady would be easy. Pikralida asked what was 3 inches, the rebel responded that Pikralida’s husband dick, and the gnome answered that it was her canon and shot Asha dead, asking next for a toilet.

In Asha’s canon reality, she kidnapped Berlo. Pikralida went to investigate as Berlo had told Asha how to kill the Gamemaster - finding him tied to a chair, as she tried to interrogate she failed to realize Asha had rigged a bomb under the purple being, exploding and killing both (Berlo was later revived). Asha then told her team she would leave them and act alone and stormed the Gamemaster’s base. She revealed she had already defeated Bodycount by simply cheating at coin tosses and that she knew how to defeat the Gamemaster… via SEX. The Gamemaster said he didn’t know what that was and Asha confessed she did not either and that no one in her team could tell her as well.

Source

Text: CRAB WIKI, Asha (revision 1633, 2025-02-01; by BoG, Fresbi); Pikralida (revision 1649, 2025-02-06; by BrianPillman, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators