Pikralida
Short Milf With a Past
Field Value Full Name Pikralida Alias ”the butcher” Gender Female Age 100+? World Doom and Gloom World Occupation Veteran/Butcher Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team The Pryde Doughboys Edition Crab 1 Creator
Let's knead this bread and bake it too!
Pikralida is a participant of Crab 1, as a member of Team Pryde Doughboys. Once a warrior butchering down evil humans in a long war, now she is a family woman who just wishes to finish the tournament quickly to return to her children.
Appearance
Personality
She is milfy. Pikralida enjoys male attention and hits on Janitor and mostly Joseph, being angry when they don’t compliment her. She has a past as a warrior and considers most other contestants inexperienced when compared to her - in battle she can kill with ease, as her reality is rather doom and gloom and she used to hate and eat humans she would face since they were at the service of evil. However most of that life was put behind by her and she admits she does not miss it at all, showing that to some degree what she longs for is a normal life with her husband and children.
Powers and Abilities
Pikralida operates on cartoon logic - if it’s funny, it can happen. Examples include dancing so hard someone else explodes, or beating up the Gamemaster when he AWOOGA’s at her nudity, coming back from Asha’s trap explosion alive, or pulling random guns on people. She wields a butcher knife/cleaver with expertise, as well as a slingshot with round and cubic bearings: round for easy kills on animals, and cubic for pain and damage on humans.
In Round 3, she dons her attire as a warrior and fights using a flail and a sword, similar to her opponent. She shows to be experienced and in her reality to tank most of Asha’s hits and then swiftly defeat her when the opponent refused to back down. Her final and more powerful ability is to turn anything with an edge sharp enough to cut through any material: doing this she can split people in two in a swing.
Because of her powers and long war experience, Pikralida is likely the strongest member of her team.
Background
History
Round 1
Janitor (lost, entry) vs Pikralida (won, entry) in Dance. Match page: C1 R1 - Janitor vs Pikralida
In the Janitor’s reality, he met against Pikralida in a green field. Taking a puff of his cigarette, Janitor declared it was time to take out the trash. He hit the griddy then with such vigor Pikralida was set on fire, after which Janny requested to go back to work. Berbie wondered if that was even legal, with Wietse joking the Janitor was “fired up” about the dance contest.
In Pikralida’s canon reality, Joseph announced Pikralida it was her turn. Seeing she had no dancing clothes, Pikralida sewed something and asked the pizza boy what he thought, but Joseph replied she was too old for him. Pikralida aimed a gun at him and demanded he call her pretty, but was then called by the Gamemaster to join the fight. She got into the arena then and disco danced, then pointed at her opponent and told him he looked like a ka - when Janny asked a ka-what, she said a ka-BOOM and exploded him. Wietse wondered if that was legal but Berbie gave it a pass because Pikralida was hot.
Round 2
Susumu and Pikralida (lost, entry) vs Emily and Super J (won, entry) in Main Course. Match page: C1 R2 - Susumu and Pikralida vs Emily and Super J
In Pikralida and Susumu’s reality, Pikralida was going through the forest half dressed and tired when the Gamemaster found her and went AWOOGA, which made her throw a cleaver at his face. Pikralida collected herbs and hunted a bird, later donning a huntress attire. Later she woke up somewhere, wondering where she was, and Susumu said she had been trying to cross the dimensional border like him to leave the tournament and was captured. Susumu politely pointed out Pikralida was half naked and she went to change (the GM went AWOOGA again and got a cleaver on the face again). Pikralida then dressed and went on to collect herbs and hunt the bird again (no clue why it repeats, maybe pages are out of order or Pikralida anon drew it twice). Meanwhile Susumu negotiated with Mooma who gave him a knife. Using it all, they both began cooking together and made numerous meals. The old lady judged the food a ten out of ten, and Wietse liked it, but Berbie said it smelt like roadkill and got a stroke after eating it, dying.
In Super J and Emily’s canon reality, both duos were at the kitchen together ready for the cook off. Franken girl said she wanted brains to eat, Berbie asked Wietse if he didn’t think they were trapped in a Douglas Adams fanfic comic as Super J put on his mask, Pikralida put on a bikini much to Berbie’s taste. Both teams planned to do simple classic dishes. Emily decided to trust Super J’s recipe: a turkey dinner. His strategy was called “Rooted Together”, to gather all Crabs to enjoy a dinner together and be grateful. Using his powers, he summoned Frisky Fridge who created numerous vegetables and ingredients, which both began hunting and slashing for their pot, with Super J declaring he would not allow Nova’s death to be in vain. Emily then plugged herself into the oven in order to keep the temperature perfect. Although cooked, the tethering made the turkey escape the oven alive, so Emily burned it with a laser - in his final words it declared they would hold a vigil for Nova, and all Crabs enjoyed the dinner together.
Round 3
Asha (won, entry) vs Pikralida (lost, entry). Match page: C1 R3 - Asha vs Pikralida
In Pikralida’s reality, Pikralida met Asha in the fighting field as other Crabs battled around, and said she didn’t miss this. Asha called her old and attacked with her sword. Pikralida tried to lecture Asha about her exploits but Asha did not listen and kept interrupting her by attacking. Ultimately exasperated, Pikralida used her weapon to kill Asha and called her dumb, noting assassins never knew when to give up.
In an alternate reality, Asha noted a fight against an old lady would be easy. Pikralida asked what was 3 inches, the rebel responded that Pikralida’s husband dick, and the gnome answered that it was her canon and shot Asha dead, asking next for a toilet.
In Asha’s canon reality, she kidnapped Berlo. Pikralida went to investigate as Berlo had told Asha how to kill the Gamemaster - finding him tied to a chair, as she tried to interrogate she failed to realize Asha had rigged a bomb under the purple being, exploding and killing both (Berlo was later revived). Asha then told her team she would leave them and act alone and stormed the Gamemaster’s base. She revealed she had already defeated Bodycount by simply cheating at coin tosses and that she knew how to defeat the Gamemaster… via SEX. The Gamemaster said he didn’t know what that was and Asha confessed she did not either and that no one in her team could tell her as well.
After Crab 1
After her team won, Pikralida entrusted the wish to Linda, who brought everyone home as they had intended, and she continued her regular life.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
She hit on Joseph who seemingly did not reciprocate. This despite her hating humans.
Got along with Susumu as they were both older and experienced.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- Her favorite humans to eat are maybe asians, since “they are spicier”.
- She fought five wars in total against humans, where she was called “the butcher” for her brutality.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Pikralida (revision 1649, 2025-02-06; by BrianPillman, Fresbi)
Pictures: Pikra.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
