Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 1 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Ditron (Sunshine Over the Farm) vs Linda May Lieu (The Pryde Doughboys) Result Linda won
Ditron vs Linda was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 1.
Entries
Ditron (lost)
Hosted on Imgur.
Linda (won)
Hosted on Imgur, “Linda vs Ditron in… LIVING WEAPON” (archived copy).
Recap
From the wiki page Ditron:
In Ditron’s reality, the match began with psychological warfare - Linda told Ditron he sucked and he said no u. Linda then pulled a gun with him noting he always got the crazy ones, and as she shot, he deflected the bullets with his sword and charged at her. A powerful battle ensued with the commentators amazed at what they were seeing. Back to the fight, Linda had managed to punch Ditron now and mockingly asked if he was tired. He replied he was thinking… and acting, after which he pulled her leg and her down with it, him standing again. He stepped then over her, noticing he was two tons heavy - he began singing the Final Countdown to her frustration. The Gamemaster gave Ditron the victory although he was more busy dealing with Berbie who was attacked by a rabid Mooma. Linda asked Ditron to move out from the top of her but he asked for a few minutes more to enjoy his victory. Later he adopted the feral Mooma in exchange for a Pepsi.
In Linda’s canon reality, Linda prepared. Noting that Ditron was a brutal machine engineered for war, she said to herself she had to be worse than him in order to win. When the match began, Ditron instead noted the cupcake event before and that Linda had shown sympathy before, and hoped they would be able to reason. Linda entered the arena crazily brandishing a chainsaw. She began chasing Ditron with it - while his team complained it was unfair, the Gamemaster noted he had already vetoed many firearms, chemicals, and a man-packed howitzer, and that the Sunshine would have to manage. Cornered, Ditron grabbed and broke the chainsaw, but Linda did a spin and threw the rest of the weapon at him. Both damaged, Linda got Terriful to pass her a panzerfaust. Ditron instead got Nova’s sword, and his team pointed out the panzerfaust was likely a dud due to the tournament rules, although the Gamemaster not so convincingly noted he had approved it. The weapon was real, and when Ditron deflected its bullet it landed a big hole on the Bucket. As they moved to hand to hand combat, Ditron still tried to convince Linda to choose peace, but she rejected it as she was determined to leave the Bucket even if it meant killing him, seeing it as kindness. Linda began overpowering Ditron, noted his creation had been a crime and he was the victim, and due to his coolant systems being damaged, he was weakened and could not respond to the flurry of hits. Falling to the ground, he told Linda to chill out, and she smashed the broken chainsaw on his face, winning the match.
After that she eventually apologized and they had ice-cream, once her goal had been accomplished.
From the wiki page Linda May Lieu:
In Ditron’s reality, the match began with psychological warfare - Linda told Ditron he sucked and he said no u. Linda then pulled a gun with him noting he always got the crazy ones, and as she shot, he deflected the bullets with his sword and charged at her. A powerful battle ensued with the commentators amazed at what they were seeing. Back to the fight, Linda had managed to punch Ditron now and mockingly asked if he was tired. He replied he was thinking… and acting, after which he pulled her leg and her down with it, him standing again. He stepped then over her, noticing he was two tons heavy - he began singing the Final Countdown to her frustration. The Gamemaster gave Ditron the victory although he was more busy dealing with Berbie who was attacked by a rabid Mooma. Linda asked Ditron to move out from the top of her but he asked for a few minutes more to enjoy his victory. Later he adopted the feral Mooma in exchange for a Pepsi.
In Linda’s canon reality, Linda prepared. Noting that Ditron was a brutal machine engineered for war, she said to herself she had to be worse than him in order to win. When the match began, Ditron instead noted the cupcake event before and that Linda had shown sympathy before, and hoped they would be able to reason. Linda entered the arena crazily brandishing a chainsaw. She began chasing Ditron with it - while his team complained it was unfair, the Gamemaster noted he had already vetoed many firearms, chemicals, and a man-packed howitzer, and that the Sunshine would have to manage. Cornered, Ditron grabbed and broke the chainsaw, but Linda did a spin and threw the rest of the weapon at him. Both damaged, Linda got Terriful to pass her a panzerfaust. Ditron instead got Nova’s sword, and his team pointed out the panzerfaust was likely a dud due to the tournament rules, although the Gamemaster not so convincingly noted he had approved it. The weapon was real, and when Ditron deflected its bullet it landed a big hole on the Bucket. As they moved to hand to hand combat, Ditron still tried to convince Linda to choose peace, but she rejected it as she was determined to leave the Bucket even if it meant killing him, seeing it as kindness. Linda began overpowering Ditron, noted his creation had been a crime and he was the victim, and due to his coolant systems being damaged, he was weakened and could not respond to the flurry of hits. Falling to the ground, he told Linda to chill out, and she smashed the broken chainsaw on his face, winning the match.
After that she eventually apologized and they had ice-cream, once her goal had been accomplished.
Linda & Ditron chill post-match in Round 3
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Ditron (revision 1647, 2025-02-04; by ArkAngal, Splagnet, Fresbi); Linda May Lieu (revision 1630, 2025-02-01; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
