Boberon
Is this a fucking joke?
Boberon is a participant of Crab 2, as a member of Team Chads. He is the CEO of Hell who accepted going into the tournament to hunt back any escaped demons.
Appearance
Personality
Boberon doesn’t really give a shit. He is impatient and wants to be done with his job quickly.
He deals with opponents swiftly and using his strength. He got along with his team well and particularly Nathan.
Powers and Abilities
At base, he is one of the strongest Crabs of the tournament - his main ability is to increase in size, with his strength changing accordingly. He was strong enough to wrestle the powerful Dragon Lady to a stalemate and to temporarily beat down Balkari in her entry. Being a demon he also has immortality and many other unknown powers.
Background
History
Round 1
Boberon (won, entry) vs Dragon Lady (lost, entry) in Sumo. Match page: C2 R1 - Boberon vs Dragon Lady
Boberon faced Dragon Lady in a sumo match.
Round 2
Nathan and Boberon (lost, entry) vs Amy and Pauline (won, entry) in Pattiserie. Match page: C2 R2 - Nathan and Boberon vs Amy and Pauline
In France, Pauline took the hat, Amy became older, Nathan became a woman and Boberon took the hat.
Pauline and Amy competed in patisserie-eating against Nathan and Boberon. Despite Boberon threatening the girls and even intimidating Pauline, they proved to be superior at ingesting sweets and obtained the victory.
Boberon broke his arm here.
Round 3
Boberon (won, entry) vs Clown Girl (lost, entry). Match page: C2 R3 - Boberon vs Clown Girl
In the Clown’s reality, he chased her around the arena and she tripped. A tiny car appeared and blew smoke or fire at him - her siblings emerging to defend her. Boberon lost then after the count unable to stand.
In Boberon’s canon reality, Boberon fought Clown Girl and he SMOKED that honky bee. TERMINATED her. First she attacked with all her might, however he used replacement jutsu and just smashed her head in.
After Crab 2
After the Chads won and Chadwick took hold of the wish and used it to create Eternal Crab under his rule, Boberon said fuck it and left. He acceded to take a break and was absorbed by Balkari. He was later returned to his world without any memories during the events of Crab 3 thanks to Berbie’s wish.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He and Nathan were buddies.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- His real name is actually Roberteron.
- Previous sentence was actually a lie.
- Boberon seemingly retired from CRAB mid Round 2 due to his creator breaking his arm, but then returned in Round 3 to finish what he started.
- His nose is painted on.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Boberon (revision 2576, 2026-06-03; by ArkAngal, BoG, Fresbi)
Pictures: Boberon.png, uploaded to the wiki by BoG
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
