Round 2: Leisure (France)
Field Value Edition Crab 2 Round Round 2: Leisure (France) Discipline Swimsuit Competition Location France Entrants Abigail and Mike (Terrible Troupe, Rockin Rosebuds) vs Bear and Dragon Lady (F-Slurs, Eldritch) Result Bear and Dragon Lady won
Abigail and Mike vs Bear and Dragon Lady was a Round 2 (Leisure) match of Crab 2, discipline: Swimsuit Competition.
Entries
Abigail and Mike (lost)
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Bear and Dragon Lady (won)
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Recap
From the wiki page Abigail:
In France, Bear and Mike became girls, Abby took the hat and Dragon Lady age shifted. Bear was the sexiest.
In Abby’s reality she was only wearing the hat and nothing else. Seeing the dragon opponent, Abby was baffled she was stuck in France. Mike appeared to help, being horny for the dragon. They modeled. Abby left to drink with Fernando and Janitor, and complained that everyone wanted to fuck Dragon Lady but that they were all losers anyways due to being stuck in France.
In Mike’s reality, the four reunited to model, with Mike thinking he would Dragon Lady. They all modeled, and the judges loved it, but the Gamemaster thought it was boring and told them to do a talent competition. As Abby and Mike discussed what talent to use (considering guitar) Bear who had drunk all potions turned into a giant bear and had a kaiju battle with Dragon Lady. As Mike and Abby prepared to play their music, the fight of their opponents created a massive wave about to sweep them off.
In Bear’s canon reality, they modeled, but no one was impressed at Bear. Bear was salty at that and when Dragon Lady emerged stopped things, accusing Abby and Mike of cheating, though he had no proof to show but his vacation pictures. The jury was convinced, but then it was revealed Bear was just dreaming of this drunk at the bar where Balkari and Carolyn were having their drinking competition. Bear was already late for his round so they decided to just spend the day drinking.
In Dragon Lady’s canon reality, everyone gathered at the beach, with DL arriving last and drinking the potion which gave her tail spikes. Abby mocked her for being naked, but the three decided to go shopping to find her a swimsuit, which DL bought first. They returned to compete. Mike had a sporty swimsuit, Abby a red one which didn’t fit with the wizard hat, Bear was naked, Dragon Lady one made of bird feathers which made Berbie mad. On Round 2 Mike wore a futuristic one, Bear was topless, Abby a black sexy one which Wietse didn’t like. Dragon Lady had a cow print bikini and Bear told her to jump and say moo. For the final round Mike had another futuristic one, Abby was put on a full wizard outfit by the GM, and Bear finally had a full bikini. Dragon Lady had a pagan bone bikini, which included the skull of Wietse’s father. Despite the horror, she won, with Abby and Mike second by one point and Bear last with two and a third points. The girls spent the rest of the day having fun at the beach together.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Abigail (revision 2537, 2026-05-30; by ArkAngal, XPerson5467, Fresbi); Mike (revision 2541, 2026-05-30; by ArkAngal, Tootsie-Anon, Fresbi); Bear (revision 2539, 2026-05-30; by ArkAngal, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
