Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 2 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Bodycount vs Prince Alexis (Total Manarchy) vs Vormio (F-Slurs) Result Bodycount won
Bodycount vs Prince Alexis vs Vormio was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 2.
Entries
Bodycount (won)
Hosted on Cubari (archived copy).
Prince Alexis (lost)
Hosted on Catbox.
Vormio (lost)
No entry link is recorded on the source wiki.
Recap
From the wiki page Bodycount:
In Vormio’s reality, she created a mixtape so powerful it completely destroyed Manarchy causing the team to be disbanded.
In Alexis’s reality, the Crabs watched as the match began with them complaining about it and why a “shit-tier” like him was facing her. They kept bitching about the matchup and how Alexis was a jobber, Tammy saying she would have beaten him. Manarchy and Lustless complained they talked but they couldn’t hurt the doll either and cheered the Prince Alexis thanked the Gamemaster for letting him face his strongest servant and introduced himself to Bodycount, which did curtsy. He noted she was well mannered, then when the fight began he used his sword Queen Gloria to bisect the opponent, from which Vormio emerged. She began fantasizing with marrying Alexis and getting impregnated by him, but then was reabsorbed by the doll who turned Vormio-like and attacked again, but was once again cut down with a blast. However from her undead Kif emerged and punched the dragon, while undead Nova held him. As Bodycount prepared to take the final hit Alexis transformed into his dragon form and blasted on her, but Kif took the hit. The doll summoned more and more undead and overpowered him, landing on top - removing his blindfold, he used his power to erase them. Bodycount then mutated into a giant Vormio undead abomination. Inside the doll, Vormio woke up and realized she was dying - its grief causing the doll to grow and grow and erupt, and the dragon blasted through in a huge explosion that destroyed the Bucket. Finding the dying Vormio, Alexis consoled her before she passed away.
In Bodycount’s canon reality, Vormio was already inside Bodycount’s dead world and was grabbed by a blood hand. She began then explaining what she had seen - a group of red corpses gathering around the doll, offering her their blood and asking if it was enough. At some point, the doll’s eyes opened - as she was ready to face Alexis. Bodycount wrapped herself in darkness and summoned three ghouls who shared a smoke and identified Alexis. As the king created an explosion, the corpses emerged from the blast and attacked, but he dispatched them with his sword and his powers. He noticed then something biting at his tail and when he turned saw many dead babies chewing at him, then more, more, an army of undead emerging from the other side. Although Vormio had shouted to Alexis that he was alone, she then remembered she was there as well and could help, and raged at the dragon for wasting time on the undead and not coming there to face the doll herself. Using her magic, Vormio summoned Alexis’s spirit inside the Bodycount dimension so that he may save her. He walked among the dead hearing Vormio’s cries for help, and encountered then the doll surrounded by corpses. As he jumped to attack it, a blood barrier stopped him, and Vormio noted powerful blood magic defended Bodycount and that she had also failed to damage her. Vormio was at that point too weakened and could do no more than to give Alexis her staff, although she recognized both knew it was likely a losing fight. Outside Alexis kept fighting the army of undead, while inside his spirit began being absorbed by the dimension and losing its self much like Vormio. Vormio explained Bodycount’s nature as a bag holding not only the Gamemaster’s victims but also an essence of power stolen short and cruelty, and how it also included many fallen previous CRAB champions as well, as well as Gods that once stood on par with the Gamemaster himself, which the physical Alexis in his dragon form flew to reach. Already warped by Bodycount, Vormio asked if Alexis’s kingly nature could give them the change they wanted, and the King replied that maybe and held one of the ghouls. He told Vormio then to shut the fuck up, and asked the ghoul what was that she needed. The ghoul responded by poem, that when you smile the world smiles with you and when you laugh the sun shines through. Alexis laughed, and offered to sing himself. Meanwhile, his dragon form charged against the doll at the zenith, biting it and damaging it while his kingly self answered the call of the undead, telling them they would break free of the wizard’s might. However, he was damaged and began sinking into the blood, the dead chanting their hopes were gone and that Alexis refused to see what was there for him to see. Now an amalgamation of the undead, the doll fought the dragon as they rose towards the universe and those beings of transcendent nature. The spirit tried to reassert his will, standing, but he was again pushed down by the dead, who chanted his path led astray. They sunk Alexis in a sea of blood, conceding their hearts to their pale queen, powerful yet still filled with sorrow.
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