Round 1: Quest (Centuria)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 1: Quest (Centuria) Discipline Rescue Allies Location Centuria Entrants Janitor (Bucket Servants) vs Cheras (Hateful Eight, Ultraviolent) Result Janitor won
Janitor vs Cheras was a Round 1 (Quest) match of Crab 3, discipline: Rescue Allies.
Entries
Janitor (won)
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Cheras (lost)
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Recap
From the wiki page Janitor:
In Centuria, Cheras joined the Forest Alliance, while the Janitor joined the Empire.
In Cheras’s reality, she landed from the Bucket into the forest as a flesh ball, and quickly found a tasty fruit to eat. Grabbing a forest attacker, Cheras told him she was there to help and showed him a letter from the wizard. The forest people accepted her since the Gamemaster and Der Baum were friends. Der Baum then sent Cheras along with the bush warrior to rescue his disciples, kept prisoners in a castle of the empire where something disrupted his magic. Sneaking in from the sewers, the two jumped on the guards and released the disciples, two elves and a gnome, but could not return the same way with the water flooding and the small entrance size. They went through the castle then, and just as Cheras thought how easy the mission was going, they encountered the Janitor, who baffled at the escape prepared to fight them, easily dispelling the disciples’ magic with a bucket of water. The Janitor defeated the bush warrior using repellent and fought Cheras, who blinded him with meat tendrils. Nervous, the forest dwellers ran away, and as the Janitor tried to find the alarm to ring, Cheras let go of his eyes in sympathy. The Janitor rang the alarm, and many guards came to his aid, chasing the immortal girl and her friends. Dropping an arm, Cheras made it grow into a fleshy sponge that trapped the guards, but the Janitor walked over it and fought her. When Cheras appeared back to the others on the exit, it seemed she had won, but then the Janitor threw a bath bomb at her and trapped them into the sticky explosion. Cheras used a fleshy tendril to slurp water from the lake outside the castle and spit it at the foam, releasing them - now free to cast their magic, the Disciples turned the bushy warrior into a bush giant, who grabbed the Janitor and threw him far away. As they returned, Der Baum congratulated Cheras and gave her some of his special magical weed. Cheras ate it and commented it tasted nice, while everyone else told her she was meant to smoke it.
In the Janitor’s canon reality, the Emperor (Tardfart) sent Janny on a quest to rescue imperial spies captured by the Forest Residents. For that he gave him a helmet and a “horse” (a toy on a stick since all the horses had been sent to the army), with Janny dryly wondering if he didn’t even have a donkey to spare. The Emperor cried that the Empire was busy and to please understand, and nonetheless Janny went on riding along with his trusted buffoon squire. Arriving to the Forest, Janny directly asked for the spies, but an elf told him the one that captured them had done unspeakable things to them - and led him to a place where Cheras sat still, along the half eaten remains of the spies. The elf explained Cheras ate them before they could interrogate them, while Cheras argued they tasted nice and that they had threatened. Janny decided to take Cheras with him and the elf agreed since the Forest would not stand for her savagery. He packed the immortal girl and returned to the Emperor along with the remains of the spies - the Emperor cried and criticized saying he should have brought them back alive as dead slaves had no use. He stated the Empire had fallen and billions must die and tried to activate a bomb (that did not work, leading him to spend the rest of the round coping), but Janny didn’t care anymore and went back to sweeping the floors, with Cheras wondering what she was doing there.
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