Round 2: Ikigai (Japan)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 2: Ikigai (Japan) Discipline Shibuya Location Japan Entrants Kalinka Korobeiniki (H.A.U.N.T.) vs Evelin Griffon (Bucket Servants) Result Kalinka won
Kalinka vs Evelin Griffon was a Round 2 (Ikigai) match of Crab 3, discipline: Shibuya.
Entries
Kalinka (won)
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Evelin Griffon (lost)
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Recap
From the wiki page Kalinka Korobeiniki:
In Japan, Kalinka took on the anime potion gaining Hatsune Miku powers, while Evelin took the gender potion becoming Evan.
In Evelin’s reality, Evan and Kalinka walked around Shibuya, Evan lamenting he could not try all the cute clothes as a man while Kalinka seemed happy doing so. Kalinka then invited him to go clubbing, and he accepted as long as they went to a place with the least amount of people so as to not sperg in public. They walked into a club then and Kalinka went to look around leaving Evan to sit by the bar, upon when he had the realization the girls from the clothing stores were into him (late). He was excited then considering he had a chance with women and that he was hot enough to bypass the language barrier. He was then approached by a man who asked him if he was American, and said Americans were sexy. Being an idiot, Evan only nodded in gratitude. They talked and then even gave each other a drink, until ultimately and eventually Evan realized that was a gay bar and panicked, apologizing and leaving. He tried to tell Kalinka then who was hanging with women, but she was having too much fun and barely paid attention. Evan decided to enjoy the male attention as they were buying him drinks, but then gave up and decided to go back alone to one of those wacky hotels. Proving his writer was a woman, he then complained about how pissing as a man was a pain (it’s not).
In Kalinka’s canon reality, Kalinka was given the assignment to visit Shibuya. As her team struggled to figure out what to actually do there as a mission, Lenard suggested Kalinka should conquer the area. Initially, Kalinka showed a moral opposition to this, but Dr. Stitch and Cyrus quickly convinced her. Kalinka chose the Yellow Potion, granting her Hatsune Miku’s crown from the World Is Mine music video. Lenard remarked that the potion was just piss, to which Kalinka replied that everyone in the team was some form of undead, so it shouldn’t matter. Kalinka arrived at Shibuya and wandered around aimlessly, not knowing what to do. Evan, the male form of Evelin, heard her talking to herself, and assumed she was out to harm people. Later, he caught her talking to an otaku. Believing Kalinka was taking a hostage, Evan confronted Kalinka. Unable to change his mind with just words, and afraid to blow the mission, Kalinka put on the crown and transformed, to then sing Supercell’s World Is Mine in the middle of the Shibuya Scramble, winning the hearts of the citizens. Evan left, seeing that Kalinka wasn’t a threat. It’s implied he met up with Wietske (female Wietse) after. Kalinka returned to the Blimp, where Lenard read a newspaper announcing Kalinka as the Shibuya Princess. He congratulated her, albeit he also reprimanded her for her non-lethal methods. Dr. Stitch then remarked that they wouldn’t have drunk the Yellow Potion.
From the wiki page Evelin Griffon:
In Japan, Kalinka took on the anime potion gaining Hatsune Miku powers, while Evelin took the gender potion becoming Evan.
In Evelin’s reality, Evan and Kalinka walked around Shibuya, Evan lamenting he could not try all the cute clothes as a man while Kalinka seemed happy doing so. Kalinka then invited him to go clubbing, and he accepted as long as they went to a place with the least amount of people so as to not sperg in public. They walked into a club then and Kalinka went to look around leaving Evan to sit by the bar, upon when he had the realization the girls from the clothing stores were into him (late). He was excited then considering he had a chance with women and that he was hot enough to bypass the language barrier. He was then approached by a man who asked him if he was American, and said Americans were sexy. Being an idiot, Evan only nodded in gratitude. They talked and then even gave each other a drink, until ultimately and eventually Evan realized that was a gay bar and panicked, apologizing and leaving. He tried to tell Kalinka then who was hanging with women, but she was having too much fun and barely paid attention. Evan decided to enjoy the male attention as they were buying him drinks, but then gave up and decided to go back alone to one of those wacky hotels. Proving his writer was a woman, he then complained about how pissing as a man was a pain (it’s not).
In Kalinka’s canon reality, Kalinka was given the assignment to visit Shibuya. As her team struggled to figure out what to actually do there as a mission, Lenard suggested Kalinka should conquer the area. Initially, Kalinka showed a moral opposition to this, but Dr. Stitch and Cyrus quickly convinced her. Kalinka chose the Yellow Potion, granting her Hatsune Miku’s crown from the World Is Mine music video. Lenard remarked that the potion was just piss, to which Kalinka replied that everyone in the team was some form of undead, so it shouldn’t matter. Kalinka arrived at Shibuya and wandered around aimlessly, not knowing what to do. Evan, the male form of Evelin, heard her talking to herself, and assumed she was out to harm people. Later, he caught her talking to an otaku. Believing Kalinka was taking a hostage, Evan confronted Kalinka. Unable to change his mind with just words, and afraid to blow the mission, Kalinka put on the crown and transformed, to then sing Supercell’s World Is Mine in the middle of the Shibuya Scramble, winning the hearts of the citizens. Evan left, seeing that Kalinka wasn’t a threat. It’s implied he met up with Wietske (female Wietse) after. Kalinka returned to the Blimp, where Lenard read a newspaper announcing Kalinka as the Shibuya Princess. He congratulated her, albeit he also reprimanded her for her non-lethal methods. Dr. Stitch then remarked that they wouldn’t have drunk the Yellow Potion.
Wietse (female) and Evelin (male) had an experimentation encounter one night on Brat Pack’s dormitory.
Before the final round began, Wietse approached Evelin and asked for her help in reaching Nuremberg, and she agreed and took him with her wings. There they fought together against the gnomes, eventually finding the incarcerated Bernard and Awesoman, whom they released.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Kalinka Korobeiniki (revision 1751, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi, Fenix704); Evelin Griffon (revision 1915, 2025-02-19; by ArkAngal, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
