Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)

FieldValue
EditionCrab 3
RoundRound 3: Fight (The Bucket)
LocationThe Bucket
EntrantsSanguine (H.A.U.N.T.) vs Moses (Monomyth)
ResultSanguine won

Sanguine vs Moses was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 3.

Entries

Sanguine (won)

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Moses (lost)

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Recap

From the wiki page Sanguine:

In Moses’ reality, Moses was trying to woo Kome, who got tired and angry at his preaching. Moses responded by blinding her and giving her a spank like a proper gentleman, causing her to panic teleport away. After that Soren invited Kome to church and she teased him. Soren was made to take care of Lustless, taking the shift from an exhausted Kalinka. Lustless hid the pills Soren had to give her on her blouse and, angry because Maiden 4 was waiting for him to fuck, Soren accepted the game. After that, Kome in her adult form faced Moses, but was shown God and cried in awe. In the end Moses faced Sanguine in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel, and although it seemed Sanguine was about to beat his Darkworld deck with his Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon, Moses got the five Exodia pieces.

In Sanguine’s canon reality, Sanguine quickly baited “Moses” and revealed his true identity: Mua-ziz, a fellow fallen angel from the Sumerian era. Mua-ziz had captured the real Moses and stuck him in an invisible chest ala Alastor Moody, but Sanguine had already guessed this and found the chest, bringing it to the arena, much to Mua-ziz’s frustration. Mua-ziz attacked Sanguine, who responded with his EIGHT FOLD NUCLEAR SLASH, somehow??? beating??? Mua-ziz????. However, this unleashed the real Moses, who revealed he had been caught by the demon on purpose in order to put an end to the multiversal events and divinities. Summoning a demon to cook lobster Risotto, Moses scoffed at the attempt as the old covenant eating rules no longer applied - but Sanguine threw the food at him as a distraction and threw him out of the ring, winning and somehow??? beating??? Moses???, much to his own disbelief.

Source

Text: CRAB WIKI, Sanguine (revision 1752, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi); Moses (revision 1707, 2025-02-07; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators