Moses
INTO THE ERA OF ERAS, IN YESHUA'S NAME: AMEN!
Moses (and his secret identity/replacement, Mua-Ziz) is a participant of Crab 3, as a member of Monomyth. He is Moses. The guy from the Bible, yes, the very same. Stop asking questions, he is here.
Appearance
Personality
Moses is loud, powerful, and full of religious fervor. He wishes to save or to punish Crabs who deviate from the Lord’s light, seeing them as heretics or unbelievers and hoping they will follow his word.
Moses is also rather lustful for the women of the tournament, namely Maiden 4, Kalinka and Kome, the last he often proposed to hoping in vain to make her his second wife. This is later probably explained with the reveal that a powerful demon, Mua-Ziz, had replaced Moses during the tournament (as part of Moses’ plan to infiltrate CRAB for the Lord and finish the “Multiversal Farce”).
He got along well enough with his team and preached to them.
Powers and Abilities
Moses is a powerful Crab, having the might of God himself on his side. He was able to dominate Tenebris in a fistfight even though his own body was old, and traded blows with the powerful Victory Man as well.
He can banish evil, as well as seemingly blind unbelievers, and was able to show a visage of his God that moved opponents.
Mua-Ziz’s signature attack was the Qlipoth and Sephiroth Soul Annihilation Blast.
Background
History
Round 1
Moses (lost, entry) vs Victory Man (won, entry) in The Rejected Painter From Beyond. Match page: C3 R1 - Moses vs Victory Man
In Centuria, Moses was part of the Forest Alliance while Victory Man belonged to the Brotherhood of Shadows.
In Moses’ reality, he remembered when he met Jesus, who sent him to the Tournament where many people were. Moses went to spare them the Lord’s wrath, who had declared the many Crabs profane for adoring other gods and flashing their sensualities. Jesus told him a demon (Victory Man) had possessed Hitler and it was Moses’ duty to defeat him and bring Auschwitz to the Lord again. He would also need to catch up on scripture. He transported then the Prophet to Centuria where he fell from the sky in thunder, declaring his intention to face Victory Man and punching the construct down into a crater made by the impact. As Victory Man tried to climb up, Moses called him disgusting and stomped him, beat his teeth out, took him by the tongue and chained him below in hell to await judgement day. Moses then asked Jesus to send him to his next task, and was transported then next to a crying Frankie, who was doubting of God’s existence. He then embraced the otter and baptized her which Frankie happily accepted.
In Victory Man’s canon reality, he landed on Centuria crashing against the ground and declared he had to find God and love him for all he had done. He found then a bush and prayed to it, learning about Moses whom he called an idolator and he went on to search. Flying through the mountains, he found his opponent. Moses called him demonic and false while Victory Man stated the bush had burned brighter for his praying than for Moses’ adoration, proving him the true messenger of heaven. A fight then ensued, but ultimately the construct tanked Moses’ staff beam attack and took the staff away with his tongue, pushing Moses below and while wishing him peace, punching the old man into a crater. He noted to Moses this was God’s will, and decided to go next to find Hitler and help him achieve victory in the arts - but not before marking the spot as he knew Moses would rise and would have to be punched down again.
Round 2
Moses (won, entry) vs Harry Chamberland (lost) in Idols. Match page: C3 R2 - Moses vs Harry
In Japan, Moses rejuvenated himself with the age elixir. And I think Harry became older, I’m not sure.
In Harry’s reality, they both hung together.
In Moses’s canon reality, Moses began beating the shit out of Tenebris for supposedly manipulating the votes on the previous round, with Tenebris wondering if Moses was retarded. Tired from the fight, he drank the age elixir and became young again. He then met Harry at a bar along with Lustless, and brought a younger Soren for him to whom he explained his teachings. Lustless took a liking to Soren and wanted to keep him with her, with Moses telling her Soren was actually old and a womanizer. Dizzy appeared, and offered them drinks, but Harry replied he could not get drunk due to being undead. Seeing this, Moses used his powers on a terrified Harry and healed him, allowing him to enjoy drinking again - an hour later they were both drunk and conversing at the bar, while Lustless took Soren to “play doctor”. They wondered if Kome and Hime got nude in front of the other, discussed boobs, crocodiles being evil, they smoked and kept drinking. Lustless at some point removed her panties and said she was ready for her check-up.
Round 3
Sanguine (won, entry) vs Moses (lost, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Sanguine vs Moses
In Moses’ reality, Moses was trying to woo Kome, who got tired and angry at his preaching. Moses responded by blinding her and giving her a spank like a proper gentleman, causing her to panic teleport away. After that Soren invited Kome to church and she teased him. Soren was made to take care of Lustless, taking the shift from an exhausted Kalinka. Lustless hid the pills Soren had to give her on her blouse and, angry because Maiden 4 was waiting for him to fuck, Soren accepted the game. After that, Kome in her adult form faced Moses, but was shown God and cried in awe. In the end Moses faced Sanguine in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel, and although it seemed Sanguine was about to beat his Darkworld deck with his Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon, Moses got the five Exodia pieces.
In Sanguine’s canon reality, Sanguine quickly baited “Moses” and revealed his true identity: Mua-ziz, a fellow fallen angel from the Sumerian era. Mua-ziz had captured the real Moses and stuck him in an invisible chest ala Alastor Moody, but Sanguine had already guessed this and found the chest, bringing it to the arena, much to Mua-ziz’s frustration. Mua-ziz attacked Sanguine, who responded with his EIGHT FOLD NUCLEAR SLASH, somehow??? beating??? Mua-ziz????. However, this unleashed the real Moses, who revealed he had been caught by the demon on purpose in order to put an end to the multiversal events and divinities. Summoning a demon to cook lobster Risotto, Moses scoffed at the attempt as the old covenant eating rules no longer applied - but Sanguine threw the food at him as a distraction and threw him out of the ring, winning and somehow??? beating??? Moses???, much to his own disbelief.
After Crab 3
After the tournament ended, the real Moses returned to his timeline and to his own sacred duties.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He wrote poems for Kome and confessed her love to her, which she graciously accepted at first but then became increasingly annoyed at his insistence to evangelize her.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- Yeah that was Moses right there.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Moses (revision 1707, 2025-02-07; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Moses.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
