Hemma
Hemma is a type of rat it eats variouss types ofpeanuts and you can play with it when you’re bored
in the distant age of 2013, a small rodent like creature stumbled upon a some sort of
Age 20 male
you soak the peanuts in the water and if done correctly, you get
after years of isolation and angst, he is now no longer isolated and angsted and is happy, also has a girlfriend and he still has his baseball bat, but is it really his original baseball bat? it’s not it got lost in egypt! likes
he like to watch tv
he’s blonde and has orange eyes
he likes the blue color
novemmber 23th
OWWI OWWIE head hurtss, hammer dent perhaps
he doesn’t know what baseball is
YOU FELL FOR IT, u shan’t escape from my clutches, part of your soull and being belongs to me now since you’ve read to this part or this part and there’s isn’t a single thing you can do about it but you can ask me on discord if you want and i’ll see if there’s something i can do buhbye!
but what lies in his eyes?? shall we ever know??
he knows how to do backflips
he’s never seen a rat in his life (they don’t exist where he lives)
can remember the plot of 1/4th of thee movies he watches (but he remmberes the one liners and quips (sort of))
doesn’t know science
doesn’t know maths
doesn’t know geography
he likes westernss
big fan of the furry creatures
what if i told you that right now, right here, and right behind you or above or sideways, there’s an evil prsence observing you RIGHT NOW? i’m not gonna spoil what it is but be very careful my friend, you never know what they’rre up to, but have this ascii rat ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
he doesn’t know what christmas is
Appearance
Personality
Powers and Abilities
Background
History
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
Other
CONTROVERSIES
- the blueman incident
- public freakout
- eye kisser
i swear to fuck i’m gonna snap one of these dayss watch out watcho ut
Movies Watched
- Shrek 1
- Wild Wild West
- Critters
- Western
- The Santa Clause
Rats are friends?
In 2011, National Geographic gave rats the title of most important animal of the year after a rat nicknamed as “Sparky” sacrificed their life for the well being of most animals and humans.
After a rat attack gone wrong, an armed trap awaited Baveezonian civillians, thankfully for them, Sparky happened to pass by, in an act of heroism and courage, Sparky jumped straight into the trap (wearing an army helmet given to him by his uncle), killing him instantly (it is debated to this day how quick his death was, though most scientists agree that the rat died mere seconds after activating the trap)
THE World upon learning of the news, decided to dedicate this day to for celebraiting rats as a whole, and sparky for his heroism and good doing
Rat Warfare
soon
LIVES IN NEW TOYORK THE US THE USA USA, SUNITEDD STATES NUMBER REONE USA AMERICA NEW YORK IS NEWYORKER
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Trivia
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Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Hemma (revision 2231, 2025-11-29; by Skimer)
Pictures: Hemmaratt.png, uploaded to the wiki by Skimer
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
