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A new dimension. A new Gamemaster. A new CRAB.
50 contestants gather in the Crabstar to battle for the WISH.
Who will win? Who will lose?
I dont FUCKING KNOW this shit JUST started. Jesus. Get the fuck off my back.
Anyways,
Summary
This time the teams are of five people which is more manageable and there is a bench system being tested for drop-outs.
Rounds
Round 1 (Ancient Egypt)
Happens in Ancient Egypt, where contestants engage in different tasks related to the setting.
Round 2 (Germany)
Happens in Germany, and similarly contestants face each other in traditional Germanic events.
Round 3: Fight (The Bucket, Crabstar City)
Happens in the Crabstar City, and as usual, it is a fight to the death between contestants.
Hosts
- D.O.O.M.V.A.: A robotic roomba who inherited the powers of the previous Gamemaster - in charge of the tournament and of “cleaning” dissenters. She kills them.
- DarkMode: The D.O.O.M.V.A.’s powerful magician right hand woman - she was a previous contender to gain the Gamemaster’s power.
- Debbie Winters: A respawning chinchilla commentator.
- M4tron (Commentator): Previous competitor of Crab 2, and supporter in Crab 3, now turned Commentator.
- Molly The Mole: A mole for a resistance faction in a controlling totalitarian world, she is drafted into the tourney initially as a spy, though she later participates.
Teams
Xenomania
- Clovis Cardige
- Hemma
- Jun-Ho Quill
- Melody Valentine
- Smoke
Freakhouse Funshow
- Fluxxo
- Ivy Iverson
- Diesel Junky
- Fishimote
- Gilroy Sween/The Ball Thief
Sacred Coven
- Zehya Kovelan
- Gretchen Evanborn
- Witchstar/Ririna
- Adelheid “Adel” Rosenkruez Greisha
- Ylizae “Ellie” Noth Tolq
Deadgnosis
- Saoirse Atta
- High Lord Ax’ppos
- Ash
- Dr Huáng Yuèjìng
- Mara Kuja
- Aiyori/Ataraxia (Joins after the events of Round 2)
- Zorquan (Joins after the events of Round 2)
- Admiral Pizza (Joins after the events of Round 2)
Scum Scavengers
- Head Investigator/Mitch Shulte
- Kell Westlinc
- Houndclops
- Officers Derrick Ross and Geoffry LeTomm
- 2-3-A “Dea”
- Molly the Mole (Joins after the events of Round 2)
Court Of Chaos
- Lionel “Leo” Henry Buckingham III
- Savage Henry
- Toabyak
- Jugglejack
- The Time Warrior
- Leon Cosmico (Joins after the events of Round 2)
VII: The Chariot
- Lovell Doriannes
- Anathema “Ana” Mason
- Illwill
- Speedrun/Eli
- Caddi the Homunculus
- Bakutsu
- Shirley Serizawa/Mother Earth (Joins after the events of Round 1)
A.M.P
- Diana Berry / Hyuckleberry
- N377
- Malakyte “Marox” Roxander
- Marv
- Scarlet Beryl
- Rubber Golem (Joins after the events of Round 2)
Null Stars
- Needles
- Ignatius de Tenebris
- Dizzy Rabbit
- Leonard “Leon” Lizard
- Kelly Foxtrot
- Birthday Knight (Joins after the events of Round 1)
Misfits
- Scarymovies
- Bernardo “Berno” Fraganda/Beef Fragger
- Midori
- Menachemmendelle
- Giggles
- Nio
Team Clown Underground
A secret team led by Fluxxo formed with clown members of different other teams - its sole purpose is to bring down D.O.O.M.V.A. no matter the cost.
- Fluxxo
- Dizzy Rabbit
- Illwill
- Jugglejack
- Giggles
- Hyuckleberry
Bench
- Nio
- Rubber Golem
- Bday Knight
- Aiyori
- Zorquan
- Mejer/mistiryn enjoyer
- Leon Cosmico
- Wanzu
- Admiral Pizza
NPCs
- Shits: A daughter of Fluxxo, roaming the Crabstar.
- Trixxy Rabbit: Dizzy’s “twin”, a copy of her created after she was turned into a rabbit to be her replacement.
- Will H. Hays: Creator of the Hays Code for motion pictures. Summoned in Round 1 by Gretchen to turn Dizzy into a rabbit.
- Pharaoh: A recurring figure in Round 1 entries.
- Matt: God of Mattology. Ivy is sent to him after being decapitated in Round 3.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Crab 4 (revision 2386, 2026-05-09; by SireForseti, XPerson5467, Sahxyel, BastaardSoup, Fresbi, Splag2et, CoachKofVillainry, TheCittiverse, FlabbandBabbles, Graphic Oz, MudHutGrug, Skimer)
Pictures: C4Image.png, uploaded to the wiki by Sahxyel
Also: Recurring terms written in one form by G (9 Oct 2026)
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
