Larkspur
does nothing
Field Value Full Name Larkspur Alias Gender Male Age 30s World Comic That Will Maybe Never Exist Sadly Occupation Empath Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team The Cleanup Crew Edition Crab 1 Creator
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Larkspur is a participant of Crab 1, joining the Clean-Up Crew. He is a tall albino empath who does nothing the whole tournament.
Appearance
Personality
Despite his imposing figure he is shy and meek. He prefers not to talk and is easily thrown into anxiety and panic attacks. He spent most of the tournament sleeping due to stress.
Powers and Abilities
Larkspur has some telekinetic abilities and is an empath able to read superficial thoughts.
Background
History
Round 1
No’e and Larkspur (lost, entry) vs Linda May Lieu and Terriful (won, entry, part 2) in Dance. Match page: C1 R1 - No’e and Larkspur vs Linda and Terriful
In No’e and Larkspur’s reality, Berbie declared it was dance time and formed the teams. Although initially excited, No’e was down due to being paired with Larkspur whom she assumed to be an old man. However seeing the rest of her team he noted it could have been worse. Nonetheless she encouraged herself saying they had to kick ass and told Larkspur to not fall behind, to which he replied sure. They both appeared then in gala and danced for the crowds.
In Linda and Terriful’s canon reality, Joseph and the team wondered where Linda and Terriful were as they hadn’t seen them for a while, and they both burst through the door prepared. Linda said if Terriful fucked up she would neuter him and he replied he had never been this ready. A dancing number then began which honestly exceeds the tournament by far too much, with No’e watching scornful and the other Crabs, Berlo, and the Gamemaster vibing to it. In the end even Larkspur was vibing and No’e was shocked. Terriful launched Linda upwards and Wietse noted to Berbie that Linda, usually a cranky lady, was filled with optimism and smiles, the vibe shift so great it made the bird faint. The vibe shift was in fact so strong that the Gamemaster told Berlo to stop dancing as he had felt a disturbance in the cosmic order - lightning struck the flying dome where they danced and Bodycount was sucked from within the airlocks to the outside space.
Round 2
Larkspur (lost) vs Kathrine Durdan (won, entry) in Appetizer. Match page: C1 R2 - Larkspur vs Kathrine
In Larkspur’s reality (undelivered but told by the author), Larkspur actually cooked but seeing that Asha had brought Nova as an ingredient he became nervous and threw up on his own appetizer, resigning from the match and likely from CRAB.
In Kathrine’s canon reality, she found some ingredients dropped by Nova who had disappeared (dead by Bodycount). With turkey, corn, carrots and potatoes, she got excited that she knew the ingredients and began cooking what looked like dog food. Wietse and Berbie were disgusted but Mooma scolded them noting it was likely the only food Kathrine knew, and tried it. To her surprise and the others’ disbelief, the food was amazingly delicious and Mooma gave her the win.
Round 3
Larkspur (lost) vs Conqueror (lost). Match page: C1 R3 - Larkspur vs Conqueror
Larkspur didn’t present himself to the final battle, either because he completely shut down due to stress or because he fell asleep.
After Crab 1
After the tournament ended, he was returned to his world without ever realizing what had happened.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He is confirmed homosexual, making him probably the first of many gay Crabs.
- He is 7’ 5”.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Larkspur (revision 1552, 2025-01-26; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Lark.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
