Round 1: Dance (Space Palace Gardens)

FieldValue
EditionCrab 1
RoundRound 1: Dance (Space Palace Gardens)
DisciplineDance
LocationSpace Palace Gardens
EntrantsJanitor (The Cleanup Crew) vs Pikralida (The Pryde Doughboys)
ResultPikralida won

Janitor vs Pikralida was a Round 1 (Dance) match of Crab 1.

Entries

Janitor (lost)

Hosted on Newgrounds by Newgrounds user justajanny.

Pikralida (won)

Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R1: Pikralida VS Janitor”.

Recap

From the wiki page Janitor:

In the Janitor’s reality, he met against Pikralida in a green field. Taking a puff of his cigarette, Janitor declared it was time to take out the trash. He hit the griddy then with such vigor Pikralida was set on fire, after which Janny requested to go back to work. Berbie wondered if that was even legal, with Wietse joking the Janitor was “fired up” about the dance contest.

In Pikralida’s canon reality, Joseph announced Pikralida it was her turn. Seeing she had no dancing clothes, Pikralida sewed something and asked the pizza boy what he thought, but Joseph replied she was too old for him. Pikralida aimed a gun at him and demanded he call her pretty, but was then called by the Gamemaster to join the fight. She got into the arena then and disco danced, then pointed at her opponent and told him he looked like a ka - when Janny asked a ka-what, she said a ka-BOOM and exploded him. Wietse wondered if that was legal but Berbie gave it a pass because Pikralida was hot.

Source

Text: CRAB WIKI, Janitor (revision 1907, 2025-02-18; by ArkAngal, TheRealLuke, Fresbi, TheBrianPillman); Pikralida (revision 1649, 2025-02-06; by BrianPillman, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators