Round 2: Cooking (Ormon Jango)
Field Value Edition Crab 1 Round Round 2: Cooking (Ormon Jango) Discipline Dessert Location Ormon Jango Entrants Janitor (The Cleanup Crew) vs Linda May Lieu (The Pryde Doughboys) Result Linda won
Janitor vs Linda was a Round 2 (Cooking) match of Crab 1, discipline: Dessert.
Entries
Janitor (lost)
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Linda (won)
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Recap
From the wiki page Janitor:
In the Janitor’s reality, Janitor put vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream, banana, chocolate sauce, cream, sprinkles, whiskey, gummies, M&Ms, pizza gummies, cubanitos, pockies, spices, then summoned a demon and stabbed him pouring his blood into the dish much to Linda’s disgust, then topped it with a maraschino cherry. Seeing this all of the judges refused to eat the dessert, with Janny gladly taking it all to himself.
In Linda’s canon reality, Linda gathered ingredients through adventuring - climbing a mountain for eggs, diving for algae, then milling flour herself. She pondered as she did the meaning of life and the struggle of one against the forces of chaos - in the end, she made cupcakes with her ingredients and offered them around to all contestants. Somewhat distrustful, Janny asked what was that about as he was working. Linda said she had made the cupcakes to be enjoyed, and Janny asked what did it matter to her if he enjoyed or not - and threw the cupcake on the bin. Retrieving it, an angered Linda asked if it would be the same for Janny to eat the raw ingredients or the cupcake, with him saying it would be as the chemical act of brain enjoyment was meaningless. Linda replied that she made the cupcake to rebel against the meaninglessness of nature and reality, she threw it at him declaring she could give it but could not make him eat it. Both then had a staredown. In the end, Janny decided to have a bite, admitting his constant cleaning could also be seen as a revolt against the destructive reality of nature - with Linda noting his work made everyone’s lives better in a way. Janny noted his work then sounded more rewarding, but told Linda to return to her team when she offered to help him.
In an alternate reality, he refused the cupcake, instead noting despite Linda’s revolt, she would die anyways. As he tried to throw the cupcake towards her, Linda bounced it with a plate and knocked the Janitor down, noting how sad it was to disregard life just for the promise of death.
At some point after this round the Janitor had a romantic encounter with No’e, with whom he fathered a child called Tubby, whom he barely recognizes. No’e left the tournament not long after.
From the wiki page Linda May Lieu:
In the Janitor’s reality, Janitor put vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream, banana, chocolate sauce, cream, sprinkles, whiskey, gummies, M&Ms, pizza gummies, cubanitos, pockies, spices, then summoned a demon and stabbed him pouring his blood into the dish much to Linda’s disgust, then topped it with a maraschino cherry. Seeing this all of the judges refused to eat the dessert, with Janny gladly taking it all to himself.
In Linda’s canon reality, Linda gathered ingredients through adventuring - climbing a mountain for eggs, diving for algae, then milling flour herself. She pondered as she did the meaning of life and the struggle of one against the forces of chaos - in the end, she made cupcakes with her ingredients and offered them around to all contestants. Somewhat distrustful, Janny asked what was that about as he was working. Linda said she had made the cupcakes to be enjoyed, and Janny asked what did it matter to her if he enjoyed or not - and threw the cupcake on the bin. Retrieving it, an angered Linda asked if it would be the same for Janny to eat the raw ingredients or the cupcake, with him saying it would be as the chemical act of brain enjoyment was meaningless. Linda replied that she made the cupcake to rebel against the meaninglessness of nature and reality, she threw it at him declaring she could give it but could not make him eat it. Both then had a staredown. In the end, Janny decided to have a bite, admitting his constant cleaning could also be seen as a revolt against the destructive reality of nature - with Linda noting his work made everyone’s lives better in a way. Janny noted his work then sounded more rewarding, but told Linda to return to her team when she offered to help him.
In an alternate reality, he refused the cupcake, instead noting despite Linda’s revolt, she would die anyways. As he tried to throw the cupcake towards her, Linda bounced it with a plate and knocked the Janitor down, noting how sad it was to disregard life just for the promise of death.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Janitor (revision 1907, 2025-02-18; by ArkAngal, TheRealLuke, Fresbi, TheBrianPillman); Linda May Lieu (revision 1630, 2025-02-01; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
