Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 1 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Bodycount (The Cleanup Crew) vs Joseph Pryde (The Pryde Doughboys) Result Bodycount won
Bodycount vs Joseph was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 1.
Entries
Bodycount (won)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3: Bodycount VS Joseph”.
Joseph (lost)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3: Joseph VS Bodycount”.
Recap
From the wiki page Bodycount:
In Joseph’s reality, after the meeting with the Crabs he tried to hit on Linda saying they never spent too much time together. She however brushed him off saying she was not interested and that she had to go fight an abomination. Joseph was then suddenly teleported to the Bucket, where Bodycount was waiting for him, with it dawning on him that it was the doll the Janitor meant. Calling her creepy and deciding to end things quickly, he grabbed his bat and smashed her, seemingly defeating her and doing his team’s catchphrase “dough boys deliver”. However, a red corpse emerged from the doll. Joseph threatened, then pleaded saying he had too much to lose, and ultimately tried to convince the monster with Pizza, but he was punched and eaten. He woke up then inside Bodycount, where he was greeted by both Nova and a part of Kif that still remained inside the doll, the Gamemaster noting they were all dead. Joseph then shouted at the Gamemaster for kidnapping them and killing them, but the wizard said those were the rules. Joseph then said he would find his own way out, but the GM noted that was impossible and that he could try fighting the doll again and getting head, which Joseph noted was a malapropism. In the end, Joseph could never find the way out and died. Many Crabs then mourned the loss.
In Bodycount’s reality, Joseph faced the doll that appeared as a horrible amalgamation using Nova’s corpse. Filled with fury or fear, he smashed with his bat, but Bodycount sliced him in two with Nova’s weapon and devoured him.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Bodycount (revision 1595, 2025-01-29; by ArkAngal, Fresbi); Joseph Pryde (revision 1572, 2025-01-27; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
