Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 1 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Janitor (The Cleanup Crew) vs Super J (Sunshine Over the Farm) Result Janitor won
Janitor vs Super J was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 1.
Entries
Janitor (won)
Hosted on Newgrounds by Newgrounds user justajanny.
Super J (lost)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3 Super J VS Janitor”.
Recap
From the wiki page Janitor:
In Super J’s reality, both faced each other in the Bucket, the announcers believing Janitor would easily beat the hero. Janitor had a smoke first, and disarmed his opponent with words, noting how he hid his face because he lacked a backbone, how his role was inherited and full of loathing, how he refused to put in real work. He then demonstrated what he meant by stripping his shirt and showing his secretly chiseled, muscular body - the physically superior Janny began beating down Super J then, threatening to make himself a new broom out of his spine, and crushing him to dust against his chest. However, it was then revealed this was a mental projection caused by the hero, who declared Janny’s job had gotten him full of hot air: prickling him with a needle, the warped reality made the Janitor deflate like a balloon and sent him flying off the Bucket.
In Janitor’s canon reality, he was approached by Super J as he was cleaning the floor. Super J told Janny to actually fight even if it wasn’t his profession or otherwise they would be stuck in the Bucket forever (foreshadowing). Janny asked if Super J really expected to ever leave the Bucket and wondered if they were not stuck there forever to fight for entertainment or die. The hero refused to give up hope, but the Janitor replied that hope was for those who refused to see the truth, and that either way Super J would get nothing from beating up a Janitor. Super J then declared giving up was not a hero’s option, and the Janitor replied that there were wars that could not be won, that the Gamemaster had already won, and that there would be no prize for anyone - it was just not worth it. Deciding then to take the honor to free Janny from his misery, Super J then attacked, but the Janitor blocked his fists with his broom and warned his opponent he was too young to die - Super J refused to back down, and attacked once again, a savage battle ensued with the hero breaking the Janitor’s broom and then them exchanging blows and kicks. Super J then grabbed Janny and flew upwards, dropping him from the height of the Bucket. As he fell and remembered the voices of Linda, Berbie, and Wietse encouraging him (kinda), Janny set his feet on the Bucket’s wall and ran in circles to avoid the fall, climbing back where Super J was. Holding the hero by the neck, he seemed to be about to throw him off the arena but ultimately pulled him back in, noting again he was too young to die. Super J then teared up and admitted he just wanted to return home - finding his tears amusing, the Gamemaster gave Janny the victory.
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