Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 1 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Kif (Team Powerhouse) vs Taya Miantos (The Pryde Doughboys) Result Taya won
Kif vs Taya was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 1.
Entries
Kif (lost)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3: Kif VS Taya”.
Taya (won)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R3: Taya VS Kif” (archived copy).
Recap
From the wiki page Kif:
In Kif’s reality, both just stared at each other without making a move until Taya asked him if he would just stand there. Nervous, Kif pointed out she had not moved either. Taya replied ladies never made the first move and that she could tell he was stronger than her. He said he was taught to never underestimate an opponent and that he would NEVER strike first, causing everyone to facepalm. To end things instead, he suggested gambling, and Taya agreed but threatened him with her gun that she would be the one to pick the game. Taya chose cards, and said they would play Go Fish, which Kif had no idea what it was. She began then cheating and Kif complained to the Gamemaster he did not even know the rules of the game, but the wizard allowed it anyways and deleted the color from the comic’s next pages. Saddened, Kif made his turtle shell grow and hid himself inside to rethink things, and when Taya complained the Gamemaster said he would allow it too. She began pestering him to play, and when she opened the shell Kif shouted that he had said he wanted time to think and knocked her out cold. Then Kif declared that he did not intend to… take that long. He was then declared the winner.
In Taya’s canon reality, Kathrine panicked and said screw you to the GM, attempting to escape the Bucket by flying. However, the moment she crossed the arena limits her body was grossly severed and she fell dead, then she was revived. As this happened, Taya was not paying attention to Linda’s explanation of Kif’s powers that make things grow whenever he is afraid. Linda noted there would be no other objects in the arena anyways. Many rounds later, their fight finally began, and both battled epically in the arena. Matched, Kif smiled and complimented Taya, and decided to use his spinning shield. Taya responded by pulling out her gun, noting she only had one bullet, much to his panic. This caused his power to activate and make the arena grow, covering for him as he hid behind and asked the girl to not shoot. Taya said she would, causing more parts of the arena to grow, and kept threatening him until the grows pushed Kif off the arena… however, the panic of being about to lose made his power go all out and the whole arena began growing wildly, launching them upwards towards the limit, the same that had killed Kathrine. Suddenly it all stopped, and Taya realized Kif had controlled his power and, to her surprise, he was contorting himself in order to not be slain by the ceiling. As Kif began to give his ultimatum, he opened his eyes and noticed the ceiling had left Taya bald, and he began laughing. With his fear suddenly completely vanished, his powers deactivated and the arena rapidly shrunk, so the girl stuck her shovel to a wall to keep herself safe while Kif knocked himself out in the fall, losing. The Crabs laughed as Taya was declared the winner.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Kif (revision 1636, 2025-02-01; by Fresbi); Taya Miantos (revision 1569, 2025-01-27; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
