Round 1: Sports (Mt Olympus)
Field Value Edition Crab 2 Round Round 1: Sports (Mt Olympus) Discipline Hunting Location Mt Olympus Entrants Kevin and Femboy Elf (Rockin Rosebuds) vs Captain and Falcon (F-Slurs) Result Kevin and Femboy Elf won
Kevin and Femboy Elf vs Captain and Falcon was a Round 1 (Sports) match of Crab 2, discipline: Hunting.
Entries
Kevin and Femboy Elf (won)
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Captain and Falcon (lost)
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Recap
From the wiki page Kevin:
In Kevin and Femboy Elf’s canon reality, they were sent to hunt a fly-like creature. Femboy was not thrilled to work with Kevin. As their opponents ran away from the danger of the swamp, Kevin and the elf encountered their target, sitting on top of a massive monster snake which attacked them. They ran into a temple and Kevin extended his tongue to eat the fly, enraging the snake. However the snake was distracted by Falcon screaming and chased them instead, allowing the Rosebuds duo to run away. The snake ate the F-Slurs and turned into a giant frog, who splashed Kevin away when he tried to negotiate with it. Tired of it, Femboy Elf invoked his ancestors to gain super strength and punched it dead, releasing them. Just as he lamented they could not win because they had no evidence of having caught their target, Kevin nonchalantly spit out the dead fly.
In the Captain’s reality, they had to compete in hunting bog frogs. Femboy Elf gained the advantage by using pheromones to attract frogs and kill them, but Captain encountered a friendly frog and convinced it that Femboy Elf was a male, and got a jar of the pheromones. He used them on Femboy Elf so that the frogs gangraped him, giving him a chance to kill them while keeping the elf alive. Falcon took care of Kevin.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Kevin (revision 2498, 2026-05-26; by ArkAngal, Rockrolito, Fresbi); Femboy Elf (revision 2511, 2026-05-27; by ArkAngal, Splagnet, Fresbi); Captain (revision 2508, 2026-05-27; by ArkAngal, Fresbi); Falcon (revision 2499, 2026-05-26; by ArkAngal, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
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