Round 2: Leisure (France)
Field Value Edition Crab 2 Round Round 2: Leisure (France) Discipline Riot Location France Entrants Cannon Girl (Blast Rites) vs Falcon (F-Slurs) Result Cannon Girl won
Cannon Girl vs Falcon was a Round 2 (Leisure) match of Crab 2, discipline: Riot.
Entries
Cannon Girl (won)
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Falcon (lost)
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Recap
From the wiki page Cannon Girl:
In France, Falcon took all three potions with no discernible change. Cannon Girl drank the gender potion and became a man.
In Cannon Girl’s canon reality, she became a buff man, but felt dejected when his team didn’t care. He went to France and started a men’s rights movement, taking over, becoming a Napoleon like figure, and punishing people for cowardice. She ran into Falcon who was littering and beat his ass.
In Falcon’s reality, she murdered her, just like Julia, over a mere competition? JUUUULIAAAAAAA
These are Falcon anon’s words about his entry:
Here is the story for those intrested[sic]. The side effects for falcon will be flashbacks to past trauma. The goal was that they needed to commit the most crimes needed to get the most years in prison. When meeting canon girl for the first time, Falcon has a flashback to a different girl, while both say “may the best women win”. Falcon is distressed by this but tries not to show it. The competition then starts with Falcon throwing a knife across the street, shattering a glass window, breaking into a jewellery shop. This causes the cops to show up just as Falcon re-emerges and engages in a shootout. This forces both contestants to take cover in an alleyway. In order to escape, Falcon throws Canon girl onto the street, a flashback of the same face of betrayal from the flashback girl having a knife thrown at her. Canon girl gets peppered in bullets while she escaped on the rooftop. Once safely away she turns back, and sees canon girl dead on the floor, and remembers her first and only friend, lying on the ground in that exact position, covered with knife wounds she had inflicted. “I murdered her, just like Julia, over a mere competition?” Falcon says, a tear leaking out of her goggles. The Gamemaster teleports in, and cheerily announces “Murder of a fellow contestant, how devious, why you win”
From the wiki page Falcon:
In France, Falcon took all three potions with no discernible change. Cannon Girl drank the gender potion and became a man.
In Cannon Girl’s canon reality, she became a buff man, but felt dejected when his team didn’t care. He went to France and started a men’s rights movement, taking over, becoming a Napoleon like figure, and punishing people for cowardice. She ran into Falcon who was littering and beat his ass.
In Falcon’s reality, she murdered her, just like Julia, over a mere competition? JUUUULIAAAAAAA
These are Falcon anon’s words about his entry:
Here is the story for those intrested[sic]. The side effects for falcon will be flashbacks to past trauma. The goal was that they needed to commit the most crimes needed to get the most years in prison. When meeting canon girl for the first time, Falcon has a flashback to a different girl, while both say “may the best women win”. Falcon is distressed by this but tries not to show it. The competition then starts with Falcon throwing a knife across the street, shattering a glass window, breaking into a jewellery shop. This causes the cops to show up just as Falcon re-emerges and engages in a shootout. This forces both contestants to take cover in an alleyway. In order to escape, Falcon throws Canon girl onto the street, a flashback of the same face of betrayal from the flashback girl having a knife thrown at her. Canon girl gets peppered in bullets while she escaped on the rooftop. Once safely away she turns back, and sees canon girl dead on the floor, and remembers her first and only friend, lying on the ground in that exact position, covered with knife wounds she had inflicted. “I murdered her, just like Julia, over a mere competition?” Falcon says, a tear leaking out of her goggles. The Gamemaster teleports in, and cheerily announces “Murder of a fellow contestant, how devious, why you win”
JULIAAAAAAAAA
Falcon died then from overdosing with all the potions or from being beaten by Cannon Girl.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Cannon Girl (revision 2532, 2026-05-30; by ArkAngal, BoG, Fresbi); Falcon (revision 2499, 2026-05-26; by ArkAngal, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
