Cannon Girl
Energetic in all ways.
Field Value Full Name Treasure Alias Cannon Girl Gender Female Age 18 World Escort Mission Occupation Bounty Hunter Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team Blast Rites Edition Crab 2 Creator
I'll be the best Crab ever! I'll pull myself out of here and I hope you are all hanging on tight because you are coming with me!.
Cannon Girl (real name Treasure) is a participant of the Second Crab Tournament. An energetic young girl from a world where people are blessed with powers related to emotions, she is most distinguishable for the cannon in her head which she can use to fire powerful blasts of energy. She comes from the same world as Kif from the last tournament.
Appearance
Personality
Likes to fight. Needlessly puts her life in danger if it helps her win. Won’t hold a grudge if you try to kill her. Virtually no sense of fear, always excited and eager. Tomboyish. Bad with names so she usually gives everyone nicknames.
Upon awakening her real form in Round 3, she became silent edgy and nihilistic, willing to send all of Crab to death and questioning the futility of living. However his real personality returned once she was reminded of her own spirit and experiences.
Powers and Abilities
Cannon Girl is an athletic and experienced fighter despite being young. Her main ability is to launch a beam of power from the cannon in her head, which she can use to launch herself as well, showing ingenuity in its use. She knows some wrestling holds as well.
In her awakened apocalyptic form, her skin is made of stone, making it nearly impervious to attacks, and the cannon is moved to her side becoming far larger and powerful in blast - able to match the blast of Bernard’s Zerozooka. Her lack of feelings and soul also make her immune to soul-related attacks. She could as well conjure darkness around her and it was implicit her continuous presence in the Bucket would spell death for everyone around her - enough to have the Gamemaster hope for Nathan to win.
Background
History
Round 1
Cannon Girl (won, entry) vs Mike (lost, entry) in Skating. Match page: C2 R1 - Cannon Girl vs Mike
In Mike’s reality, both prepared for competition and bantered. Cannon Girl however didn’t know how to skate and was a disaster, while Mike was flawless so he won.
In Cannon Girl’s canon reality, she was baffled the competition was not fighting, but being encouraged by Chuckson made her go. However, she still sucked at skating and only beat herself trying while Mike was flawless. Asking the GM to fix her board, she said she had one last trick - she sled using the skateboard and just punched Mike in the face, winning.
Round 2
Cannon Girl (won, entry) vs Falcon (lost, entry) in Riot. Match page: C2 R2 - Cannon Girl vs Falcon
In France, Falcon took all three potions with no discernible change. Cannon Girl drank the gender potion and became a man.
In Cannon Girl’s canon reality, she became a buff man, but felt dejected when his team didn’t care. He went to France and started a men’s rights movement, taking over, becoming a Napoleon like figure, and punishing people for cowardice. She ran into Falcon who was littering and beat his ass.
In Falcon’s reality, she murdered her, just like Julia, over a mere competition? JUUUULIAAAAAAA
These are Falcon anon’s words about his entry:
Here is the story for those intrested[sic]. The side effects for falcon will be flashbacks to past trauma. The goal was that they needed to commit the most crimes needed to get the most years in prison. When meeting canon girl for the first time, Falcon has a flashback to a different girl, while both say “may the best women win”. Falcon is distressed by this but tries not to show it. The competition then starts with Falcon throwing a knife across the street, shattering a glass window, breaking into a jewellery shop. This causes the cops to show up just as Falcon re-emerges and engages in a shootout. This forces both contestants to take cover in an alleyway. In order to escape, Falcon throws Canon girl onto the street, a flashback of the same face of betrayal from the flashback girl having a knife thrown at her. Canon girl gets peppered in bullets while she escaped on the rooftop. Once safely away she turns back, and sees canon girl dead on the floor, and remembers her first and only friend, lying on the ground in that exact position, covered with knife wounds she had inflicted. “I murdered her, just like Julia, over a mere competition?” Falcon says, a tear leaking out of her goggles. The Gamemaster teleports in, and cheerily announces “Murder of a fellow contestant, how devious, why you win”
Round 3
Cannon Girl (lost, entry) vs Nathan (won, entry). Match page: C2 R3 - Cannon Girl vs Nathan
In Cannon Girl’s entry, she went into battle misremembering her team-mates’ names but cherishing their support. However, when the Gamemaster activated their ultimate powers, she transformed into her apocalyptic stone form in front of a confused Nathan. Gamemaster asked Nathan to deal with her. Everything was surrounded in darkness, and Nathan fought, but couldn’t steal her soul for she had none. Gamemaster told Nathan to make her feel something - as they clashed, he got hurt and ended stealing the Zerozooka to fight against her powerful blast. Against her nihilistic questions he declared he had a lot to live for, including himself. His spirit reminded Cannon Girl of her team-mates and CRAB experiences, and she managed to wake up, deciding to fight like normal. Later Cannon Girl reached back her team really hurt, and declared her win.
In Nathan’s canon entry, after a long wrestling fight, Cannon Girl transformed into her apocalypse maiden self, but Nathan ultimately managed to survive her onslaught by trading body parts with spectators and outlasted her, winning but ending up with Honkita’s head for his own.
After Crab 2
Cannon Girl spent Eternal Crab with her Team, giving her respects to the dead Chuckson and following Maiden-4’s leadership. She was eventually released back to her world thanks to Berbie during the events of Crab 3.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
She banged Janny, but he ended with many broken bones from it.
She would often challenge Balkari to fights and be beat up. It became a sort of game between them.
Was good friends with all of her team even if she never learned their names. Her nicknames for them were Beef Stew, Whore Queen, Oliver, Glasses. She did not recall Maiden 4 being in her team, perhaps due to her constant sneaking.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- WGC, I don’t think you are alive, but if you are and ever read this, we miss you. I hope you are doing well. If you passed away as I honestly suspect, then I just want to say I am really sad. The best for you out there either way. I wish I could have seen more of your stories.
- She created in a way the Oliver Award, which is given to a Crab that wins every single match and competition, including the Wish.
- Her wish was to escape the Bucket and bring everyone home.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Cannon Girl (revision 2532, 2026-05-30; by ArkAngal, BoG, Fresbi)
Pictures: Cg ref crab.png, uploaded to the wiki by BoG
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
