Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 2 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Janitor (Rockin Rosebuds) vs Fernando (Terrible Troupe) Result Janitor won
Janitor vs Fernando was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 2.
Entries
Janitor (won)
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Fernando (lost)
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Recap
From the wiki page Janitor:
In Fernando’s reality, Fernando was delighted in having an audience, seeing the match as a show. Janitor put his cigarette out on the clown’s shoulder, commenting how Fernando had avoided being killed by Bodycount that day. The fight then began, but before Fernando could pull out his dagger Janny disarmed him with his broom, then grabbed his wrist and pulled him closer (they had a gay moment). Fernando then got angered and pulled the broom, hitting Janny with it and cornering his opponent at the edge of the arena. Janitor then offered Fernando one last smoke before being defeated: the clown accepted, then made a magic trick of pulling a cigarette from the Janitor’s ear. Amused, the Janitor lit it up and commented Fernando was alright and that it was a shame both would die - and the cigarette interrupted him by exploding and defeating him. Smug and seemingly victorious, Fernando took a puff of the cigarette Janny offered - only to find out it was poisoned and falling as well, ending the match in a draw.
In the Janitor’s canon reality, meeting at the arena Janitor told Fernando he had no interest in winning, there was nothing to win from CRAB, and although Fernando probably deserved the victory for appreciating life more there was no real trophy to have for it. He offered Fernando to take the victory and leave, although he surmised there was no escape from the Bucket and likely Bodycount would kill him if he attempted one. Fernando offered them a handshake, but when Janny took his hand, attempted to stab his opponent with a dagger, which the Janitor dodged. Angered, the Janitor remembered his attempt at convincing Super J and lamented Fernando would make the same mistake. Fernando attempted to stab him, but the Janitor deflected him and kicked him to the edge of the arena. Using the time, Super J appeared and gave Janitor his broom, arming him and evening the scales (the Gamemaster allowed it). A clash began, with Janny ultimately getting the upper hand and disarming Fernando, but the last human pulled out then a chainsaw and broke the broom in two. Falling to the ground, Janny took the dropped dagger and threw it at the chainsaw, sending it flying to the wall behind the commentators’ heads. The fight then devolved into an exchange of fists, kicks and bites, both opponents falling to the ground and rising at the same time, then trading more and more blows. Once again, now weakened, Janny remembered Vivian pushing him, Louis, and Kevin, and punched the clown in the stomach hard enough to almost drop him to his knees. Hanging from Janitor, it seemed Fernando was at his limit and they both closed lips, but it all was a trick from the Troupe member to attempt to stab Janny - who grabbed the wrist, flipped Fernando upside down and knocked him out cold with a wrestling move. In the end, Janitor refused to kill his opponent, saying there was something right about Fernando, just not right in his head, and marched singing away with his victory.
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