Micheal and Noot the Salamander
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Field Value Full Name Micheal Alias Gender Male (both) Age 20+ World World of Curses Occupation Musician Status Deceased Role Participant Team Hateful Eight Edition Crab 3 Creator
TAGELHARPA!.
Micheal is a participant of Crab 3, as part of Team Hateful Eight. He is a regular man from a world where people are born inheriting curses: his curse from birth is to be perpetually wet, making life around him always uncomfortable - thus he wanders in search for a way to understand his curse along with his salamander Noot, who is cursed to perpetually grow.
Appearance
Personality
Micheal is relaxed and a good man. He is used to living his life in the outside and tries to not bother people with his curse - all things considered, he accepts the shoddy cards fate puts on his table rather well.
Noot is Noot.
Powers and Abilities
Micheal is always producing water with his body, due to his curse. He does not show to have any offensive powers and -sans during Round 2 where he took a specific potion for it- he cannot control the water that comes out of his body.
Micheal is talented with the Tagelharpa. His cloak was made with straw that picked seeds that grew with his water, making it a very strong cloak and one of his most prized possessions.
Noot is possibly the strongest crab contestant in all realities (citation required).
Background
History
Round 1
Mishka (lost, entry) vs Micheal and Noot (won, entry). Match page: C3 R1 - Mishka vs Micheal and Noot
Both Mishka and Micheal joined the Forest alliance.
In Mishka’s reality, she was invited by the Alliance to compete in Taylon Tshoh, a dancing event, so she shyly asked Frankie for help to learn how to dance. Frankie happily accepted and all Odyssey members joined into teaching her. Once the event began, she competed with dancing against Micheal’s instrument playing and ultimately won with an almost-perfect score (all 10’s except for a 9.5 by Harry who is a certified ass.) On a separate reality from it, Mishka had her whole reality burn down as she learned someone had cheated in the tournament through sabotaging her creator’s computer.
In Micheal’s canon reality, a wandering Micheal found himself invited into a tavern by a quaint village, where he saw Mishka dancing. Joining in to play the tagelharpa alongside her dancing, Micheal accidentally caused Mishka to slip and lose the veil the villagers had put on her to control her. A now released Mishka requested Micheal to play something more upbeat as she slaughtered the villagers, revealed to be ghouls using objects like the veil to control and drain the life-force of unsuspecting visitors, with both Crabs celebrating the victory.
Round 2
Wanzu (won, entry) vs Micheal and Noot (lost, entry) in Hanami. Match page: C3 R2 - Wanzu vs Micheal and Noot
In Japan, Wanzu took the age elixir, becoming one of her older selves, while Micheal and Noot took the anime potion and gained the power to control water and be a ghost respectively.
In Micheal’s reality, Micheal was prancing and playing with his new power along with Noot near the forest, where he accidentally took Wanzu’s drink. Wanzu claimed it and Micheal offered to take her to a place where there were more drinks: a table in the middle of the forest, from where he had gotten his powers by drinking the anime potion. Wanzu then questioned what drinks were safe to try, but Micheal did not remember and his guess ended up being poison. Spying at them from a tree, the Gamemaster laughed and said Micheal would soon fall dead, but Wanzu offered to heal him using her arms. Instead, Micheal used her power to expel the liquid out of his body, splashing everywhere and grossing out the cat girl. He noticed then in panic Noot had become a spirit, and the Gamemaster explained Micheal had just drunk drain cleaner and Noot took one of the anime power potions, but that the effects should dissipate in about a week. He then told Wanzu she had to take a potion as well. Wanzu requested something normal, and strawberry flavored, and the Gamemaster obliged, but when she drank it, it turned out to be an age shift elixir which changed her. The older Wanzu was satisfied anyways and dragged the dehydrated Micheal to a pond among the cherry blossoms with a nice view.
In Wanzu’s canon reality, Wanzu spoke to Micheal, saying a petal’s purpose was to be flown by the wind and fall to the ground - in the same way, she was like a petal, one of many in the world. Micheal asked if she always talked in such a poetic fashion, and Wanzu replied that most of the time yes, although one of her selves did not, because she was gloomy. Micheal replied he could not picture a Wanzu that did not enjoy poetry, and then thinking about it, added that it was true everyone was like a petal, and that often when he wanted to achieve something life swept him in another direction. Wanzu said that resisting the wind was pointless, the wind would take one to many different views. Smiling, the man replied that in that regard, the inevitability of death was in a way comforting, as it was a secure fate for everyone. Wanzu agreed: with death comes certainty, so live happily. As she said this, she began to vanish, while Micheal continued, saying he had met many petals and despite their short lives, people always managed to do amazing things - much like how a cherry petal could make one think of life. He turned then, but Wanzu was already gone, leaving him alone amidst the cherry blossoms. Convalescent in a hospital, the older human Wanzu then woke up from her dream.
After this, Micheal became another “victim” of the 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗 CURSE OF WANZU. 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗, although in this case, Wanzu gently guided him to the afterlife and Noot followed him. With the man gone, as well as Desmond and Tikas, the Hateful Eight completely fell apart and dissolved.
Dr. Stitch eventually found Noot’s corpse and used it to create her ultimate golem.
After Crab 3
After the Brat Pack obtained the wish, Micheal and Noot were not revived.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
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Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He loved Noot.
- Noot!
- This Micheal is but a younger version of the original author character, who is already an old man living with the giant Noot salamander.
- His name is written as both Micheal and Michael by the author.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Micheal and Noot (revision 1780, 2025-02-09; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Micheal noot.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
