Pharaoh Tikas the Young
Not that young, really.
Field Value Full Name Pharaoh Tikas the Young Alias Gender Male Age Extremely Old World Proto Hyperwar Ancient Egypt Occupation Pharaoh Status Deceased (in the afterlife) Role Headliner, Participant Team Hateful Eight Edition Crab 3 Creator
TIKAS LIVES!
Pharaoh Tikas is a participant of Crab 3, as leader of the team Hateful Eight. A Pharaoh cursed with immortality and death-touch in order to keep him away from his dead femboy lover, he is a tired, yet powerful and dignified individual coming from hyperwar-alt-ancient Egypt, and joining CRAB in hopes of using the wish to deactivate the Giza Mass Autism Arrays plaguing his world.
Appearance
Personality
Much aligned to his team, Tikas hates most everything: young people, women, women, girls, and also the fairer sex. He has little patience, but he is not an unfair ruler.
He is old-minded and has little understanding of modern lingo and thinking, but he rolls with it in an attempt to be effective, such as repeating Guido’s childish insults as a demoralization tactic.
Powers and Abilities
Tikas is a powerful contestant, and one of the powerhouses of his team. He is under a curse - anything that he touches, as long as it’s younger than him, will have its life-force and years instantly sucked into Tikas. This makes creatures younger than him to instantly crumble to dust the moment Tikas touches them - as well as most objects to crumble in seconds when he interacts with them.
He is able to contact the god Naft, and through offering a sacrifice, summon a burning rain that all but completely destroys the Forest Alliance and turns the mystical elder tree Der Baum into ashes.
Tikas has a lot of knowledge, about magic, and is a quick learner, easily getting the grasp on modern Senjata weaponry. He is also well aware of the other plane and can find his way through the afterlife with ease - being so close to death all the time will grant one that.
Background
History
Round 1
Oji-san (lost, entry) vs Pharaoh Tikas The Young (won, entry) in Main Battle. Match page: C3 R1 - Oji-san vs Pharaoh Tikas
In Centuria, Tikas led the majority of the Horde forces, who rallied under his banner, while Oji-san was made the leader and defender of the Forest Alliance.
In Oji-san’s reality, a battle between many Crabs ensued. Sentimia dealt with an impostor pretending to be her and bullying people. She learned Oji-san had been gathering allies in the forest, being called the Prince of the Forest by his new followers. Using Senjata weaponry, Tikas quickly mowed down the Imperial defenses and advanced through it. Tikas planned to deal with the forest by sunset and take prisoners for his war against the Empire. A lone survivor of the massacre was found and saved by Hime - yet the story remained inconclusive after that.
In Tikas’s canon reality, he led an assault at the Forest Alliance, hoping to destroy Der Baum. The Forest sent Oji-san as a representative, and Oji-san requested Tikas would surrender and accept the Forest’s love and friendship. Tikas replied with a yo mama joke written by Guido, killed one of his goblins by accident by touching him, and then the next morning led his troops into battle. A fierce battle against the forest defenders ensued, the Horde powered with the Senjata weaponry given to them by Overkill. Although initially winning, the battle scales changed when Der Baum woke up and began slaughtering the invaders. Unable to destroy the tree with his curse due to it being older than him, Tikas requested a trusted goblin associate to cannon-launch him towards Oji-san, trying to turn the construct into a sacrifice for his god, Naft, in exchange for victory. Although Oji-san dodged him and Tikas ended up stuck in Der Baum, he offered instead as sacrifice to the god all the fallen souls of his enemies - the god accepted it and rained fire rain on all the forest dwellers, killing them and the elder tree.
Round 2
Pharaoh Tikas The Young (won, entry) vs Teresa Humboldt (lost, entry) in Yomotsu Hirasaka. Match page: C3 R2 - Pharaoh Tikas vs Teresa
Having drunk the age elixir, Tikas faced Teresa.
In “Teresa’s” reality, Godefroy dressed as Teresa to cope found a younger, gender-shifted Tikas who hit on him, hoping to suck his life-force. Godefroy got a massive boner but then it deflated, much to Tikas’s disappointment.
In Tikas’s canon reality, the Pharaoh drank the youth potion, hoping to fix his curse, but accidentally drank the wrong one and aged further, turning into dust. Now in the afterlife, he encountered the dead Teresa and offered to guide her to the other side - however, he was surprised to encounter his femboy lover in there. Happily reunited with him, his lover recognized Tikas’s soul even if his eyes and body were rotten and gone beyond repair, and telling Teresa off and sending her away, Tikas and his lover happily decided to remain in the afterlife together and away from the madness of the tournament.
With Tikas gone, as well as many other members, the team quickly fell apart and the remaining member, Cheras, was recruited by Ultraviolent.
After Crab 3
Tikas remained happily in the afterlife with his lover. He is seen in Kome’s epilogue giving Feddie’s antics a thumbs up.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
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Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He used to look like a turbo chad.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Pharaoh Tikas The Young (revision 1775, 2025-02-09; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Tikas.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
