Teresa Humboldt
Ultraviolent’s White Sheep
Field Value Full Name Teresa Humboldt Alias Gender Female Age Unknown World Unknown Occupation War Nurse Status Deceased (Curse of Wanzu) Role Participant Team Ultraviolent Edition Crab 3 Creator
Fine. Go heal yourselves.
Teresa (also spelled TEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!) is a participant of Crab 3, joining team Ultraviolent as replacement for Arch (who got turned into a table by Tredecima). She is a shy and anxious girl working as a nurse and soldier in a warring world - as such, she finds herself grateful when taken out of her world and into the madness of the Gamemaster.
Appearance
Personality
Teresa is quite the entire opposite of what an Ultraviolent member tends to be: she is nurturing, shy, good-natured, and unassuming. She sticks out from her team like a sex scene in a Disney movie.
Because of her low self confidence, she is easily dragged along by other characters’ antics, particularly her Ultraviolent partner Godefroy.
Powers and Abilities
Teresa’s eyepatched eye allows her to see the bodies of others in special detail - being able to detect any illness, or understand their inner workings with ease. She uses this ability to aid her nursing activities.
Background
History
Round 1
Wanzu (won, entry) vs Teresa Humboldt (lost). Match page: C3 R1 - Wanzu vs Teresa
Teresa was made to join the Horde, despite her meek personality.
Desperate to avoid failure and being turned into furniture, she tried to use her powers to heal Horde members, and got inadvertently trapped into a space ship from an alien species of the planet Jelliuska which was monitoring Centuria in order to try to find some powerful magic to fight back against their enslavers, the Squids. Under the guise of a great scientist of the aliens, Wanzu taught the aliens and Teresa magic, and they launched a counter-attack: using Teresa’s vision powers they localized the Overlord Squid core and the jelliuska leader destroyed it with the magic learned - Teresa lived for many years in peace after that…
PSYCH!
After this, Teresa got hit by the 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗 CURSE OF WANZU. 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗
A powerful side-effect of Wanzu’s utter overpowered existence which causes characters facing her to melt away from all planes of existence, effectively killing her. Her death was a great blow to Godefroy and ultimately marked the early signs of Ultraviolent’s downfall as they lacked a straight man for their antics.
Round 1
Pharaoh Tikas The Young (won, entry) vs Teresa Humboldt (lost, entry) in Yomotsu Hirasaka. Match page: C3 R2 - Pharaoh Tikas vs Teresa
Having drunk the age elixir, Tikas faced Teresa.
In “Teresa’s” reality, Godefroy dressed as Teresa to cope found a younger, gender-shifted Tikas who hit on him, hoping to suck his life-force. Godefroy got a massive boner but then it deflated, much to Tikas’s disappointment.
In Tikas’s canon reality, the Pharaoh drank the youth potion, hoping to fix his curse, but accidentally drank the wrong one and aged further, turning into dust. Now in the afterlife, he encountered the dead Teresa and offered to guide her to the other side - however, he was surprised to encounter his femboy lover in there. Happily reunited with him, his lover recognized Tikas’s soul even if his eyes and body were rotten and gone beyond repair, and telling Teresa off and sending her away, Tikas and his lover happily decided to remain in the afterlife together and away from the madness of the tournament.
After Crab 3
After Brat Pack’s victory, Teresa was not revived.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
She was in a relationship with Godefroy from her same team.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- She has armpit hair. Check the picture, she does.
- She also has a fat ass, it’s tastefully cropped out but still.
- No she fucking doesn’t.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Teresa Humboldt (revision 1762, 2025-02-08; by SireForseti, Fresbi)
Pictures: TRISH.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
