Round 1: Quest (Centuria)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 1: Quest (Centuria) Discipline Peace Negotiation Location Centuria Entrants Florida Man (Juan Freaky Freakers) vs Sentimia (Bucket Servants) Result Sentimia won
Florida Man vs Sentimia was a Round 1 (Quest) match of Crab 3, discipline: Peace Negotiation.
Entries
Florida Man (lost)
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Sentimia (won)
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Recap
From the wiki page Florida Man:
In Centuria, both Sentimia (along with Oji-san) was made one of the leaders of the Forest Alliance, while Florida Man rose to become a Horde warlord along with Tikas.
In Florida Man’s reality, the Freaks were chilling in their base when Round 1 rules were announced. Teleported into Centuria, Florida Man had no trouble quickly befriending the horde monsters. A few days after, Sentimia awaited for a peace treaty with the horde along with fellow Alliance elves. Seeing Florida Man approach (having risen through the ranks now a full fledged warlord) Sentimia began feeling sick from his mere presence, having a severe allergic reaction. She sent muses of emotions to disrupt Florida Man, but they were quickly dealt with by his dark aura. Florida Man injected some epipen on Sentimia, but this made the alliance believe he was stabbing her - as a result a big fight broke out during the peace negotiation. Having already defeated Hime, Overkill aided this conflict by dropping empire car batteries into the river, cutting down the Alliance’s main means of transport. In the end Florida Man was victorious and turned Sentimia into his pony.
In Sentimia’s canon reality, the goddess was ready to convince the horde to become peaceful, thinking the beauty of the forest and nature should be enough. She refused Vera’s insistence that they should fight and instead ordered them to stand, even though the mere presence of Florida Man started giving her an allergic reaction. Florida Man saw her head like a football and kicked it, sending the small goddess flying. Realizing it would be difficult, Sentimia tried to negotiate again but Florida Man barely paid attention. Sentimia tried to use her powers on the enemy, but noticed he truly lacked any empathy to be manipulated. Instead, she realized he was motivated merely by instincts like hunger. Seeing there was no way to calm down Florida Man other than to feed him, she offered him vegetables, but Florida Man angrily refused. A heroic elk called Sir Prancelot offered himself as a food sacrifice for the deranged freaker, who ate him raw, allowing him to calm down and accept Sentimia’s peace proposal. Later Frankie comforted Sentimia.
At some point between the two rounds, Tredecima approached and made a short-lived alliance with him, trying different experimental drugs on him to turn him into a demon version of himself. The freaks then went on to plan against the Gamemaster.
From the wiki page Sentimia:
In Centuria, both Sentimia (along with Oji-san) was made one of the leaders of the Forest Alliance, while Florida Man rose to become a Horde warlord along with Tikas.
In Florida Man’s reality, the Freaks were chilling in their base when Round 1 rules were announced. Teleported into Centuria, Florida Man had no trouble quickly befriending the horde monsters. A few days after, Sentimia awaited for a peace treaty with the horde along with fellow Alliance elves. Seeing Florida Man approach (having risen through the ranks now a full fledged warlord) Sentimia began feeling sick from his mere presence, having a severe allergic reaction. She sent muses of emotions to disrupt Florida Man, but they were quickly dealt with by his dark aura. Florida Man injected some epipen on Sentimia, but this made the alliance believe he was stabbing her - as a result a big fight broke out during the peace negotiation. Having already defeated [Hime Mashima|Hime]], Overkill aided this conflict by dropping empire car batteries into the river, cutting down the Alliance’s main means of transport. In the end Florida Man was victorious and turned Sentimia into his pony.
In Sentimia’s canon reality, the goddess was ready to convince the horde to become peaceful, thinking the beauty of the forest and nature should be enough. She refused Vera’s insistence that they should fight and instead ordered them to stand, even though the mere presence of Florida Man started giving her an allergic reaction. Florida Man saw her head like a football and kicked it, sending the small goddess flying. Realizing it would be difficult, Sentimia tried to negotiate again but Florida Man barely paid attention. Sentimia tried to use her powers on the enemy, but noticed he truly lacked any empathy to be manipulated. Instead, she realized he was motivated merely by instincts like hunger. Seeing there was no way to calm down Florida Man other than to feed him, she offered him vegetables, but Florida Man angrily refused. A heroic elk called Sir Prancelot offered himself as a food sacrifice for the deranged Freaker, who ate him raw, allowing him to calm down and accept Sentimia’s peace proposal. Later Frankie comforted Sentimia.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Florida Man (revision 1469, 2025-01-24; by Fresbi); Sentimia (revision 2144, 2025-09-01; by Fresbi, TheBrianPillman, CrazyPeepeeTheWindowLicker, Xxaoazz)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
