Round 1: Quest (Centuria)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 1: Quest (Centuria) Discipline The Rejected Painter From Beyond Location Centuria Entrants Moses (Monomyth) vs Victory Man (Ultraviolent) Result Victory Man won
Moses vs Victory Man was a Round 1 (Quest) match of Crab 3, discipline: The Rejected Painter From Beyond.
Entries
Moses (lost)
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Victory Man (won)
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Recap
From the wiki page Moses:
In Centuria, Moses was part of the Forest Alliance while Victory Man belonged to the Brotherhood of Shadows.
In Moses’ reality, he remembered when he met Jesus, who sent him to the Tournament where many people were. Moses went to spare them the Lord’s wrath, who had declared the many Crabs profane for adoring other gods and flashing their sensualities. Jesus told him a demon (Victory Man) had possessed Hitler and it was Moses’ duty to defeat him and bring Auschwitz to the Lord again. He would also need to catch up on scripture. He transported then the Prophet to Centuria where he fell from the sky in thunder, declaring his intention to face Victory Man and punching the construct down into a crater made by the impact. As Victory Man tried to climb up, Moses called him disgusting and stomped him, beat his teeth out, took him by the tongue and chained him below in hell to await judgement day. Moses then asked Jesus to send him to his next task, and was transported then next to a crying Frankie, who was doubting of God’s existence. He then embraced the otter and baptized her which Frankie happily accepted.
In Victory Man’s canon reality, he landed on Centuria crashing against the ground and declared he had to find God and love him for all he had done. He found then a bush and prayed to it, learning about Moses whom he called an idolator and he went on to search. Flying through the mountains, he found his opponent. Moses called him demonic and false while Victory Man stated the bush had burned brighter for his praying than for Moses’ adoration, proving him the true messenger of heaven. A fight then ensued, but ultimately the construct tanked Moses’ staff beam attack and took the staff away with his tongue, pushing Moses below and while wishing him peace, punching the old man into a crater. He noted to Moses this was God’s will, and decided to go next to find Hitler and help him achieve victory in the arts - but not before marking the spot as he knew Moses would rise and would have to be punched down again.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Moses (revision 1707, 2025-02-07; by Fresbi); Victory Man (revision 1737, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
