Round 1: Quest (Centuria)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 1: Quest (Centuria) Location Centuria Entrants Wanzu (Light Magic Club) vs Teresa Humboldt (Ultraviolent) Result Wanzu won
Wanzu vs Teresa was a Round 1 (Quest) match of Crab 3.
Entries
Wanzu (won)
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Teresa (lost)
No entry link is recorded on the source wiki.
Recap
From the wiki page Wanzu:
Teresa was made to join the Horde, despite her meek personality, while Wanzu was part of the Brotherhood of Shadows.
Desperate to avoid failure and being turned into furniture, she tried to use her powers to heal Horde members, and got inadvertently trapped into a space ship from an alien species of the planet Jelliuska which was monitoring Centuria in order to try to find some powerful magic to fight back against their enslavers, the Squids. Under the guise of a great scientist of the aliens, Wanzu taught the aliens and Teresa magic, and they launched a counter-attack: using Teresa’s vision powers they localized the Overlord Squid core and the jelliuska leader destroyed it with the magic learned - Teresa lived for many years in peace after that…
PSYCH!
After this, Teresa got hit by the 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗 CURSE OF WANZU. 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗
A powerful side-effect of Wanzu’s utter overpowered existence which causes characters facing her to melt away from all planes of existence, effectively killing her.
Wanzu was seen afterward commenting the results of the round with the Gamemaster, admitting on being entertained. She regretted the fact all participants would, ultimately, perish.
From the wiki page Teresa Humboldt:
Teresa was made to join the Horde, despite her meek personality.
Desperate to avoid failure and being turned into furniture, she tried to use her powers to heal Horde members, and got inadvertently trapped into a space ship from an alien species of the planet Jelliuska which was monitoring Centuria in order to try to find some powerful magic to fight back against their enslavers, the Squids. Under the guise of a great scientist of the aliens, Wanzu taught the aliens and Teresa magic, and they launched a counter-attack: using Teresa’s vision powers they localized the Overlord Squid core and the jelliuska leader destroyed it with the magic learned - Teresa lived for many years in peace after that…
PSYCH!
After this, Teresa got hit by the 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗 CURSE OF WANZU. 𓀱𓁜𓂂𓁿𓂚𓀗
A powerful side-effect of Wanzu’s utter overpowered existence which causes characters facing her to melt away from all planes of existence, effectively killing her. Her death was a great blow to Godefroy and ultimately marked the early signs of Ultraviolent’s downfall as they lacked a straight man for their antics.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Wanzu (revision 1731, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi, Writer-sama); Teresa Humboldt (revision 1762, 2025-02-08; by SireForseti, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
