Round 1: Quest (Centuria)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 1: Quest (Centuria) Discipline The Rejected Painter From Beyond Location Centuria Entrants Wietse Johannes Willemsma ((B)Rat Pack) vs Awesoman (Monomyth) Result Awesoman won
Wietse vs Awesoman was a Round 1 (Quest) match of Crab 3, discipline: The Rejected Painter From Beyond.
Entries
Wietse (lost)
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Awesoman (won)
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Recap
From the wiki page Wietse Johannes Willemsma:
In Centuria, Wietse was begrudgingly made an agent of the Forest Alliance, while Awesoman went to serve the Empire like most of his team.
In Wietse’s reality, Wietse had been spending the last week in Vienna, helping Hitler enter art school, a mission he found bothersome at the least. It had turned out that the Empire wanted to isekai Hitler into Centuria to aid them in the war, so the Forest Alliance had chosen him to stop this, opening a portal and throwing him back to the past, back to the past Samurai Jack before Hitler turned evil. To do so, Wietse had to help Hitler enter the art academy, for which he even brought Loomis with him, but found that Hitler just sucked and would spend the day sleeping, or changing ideas continuously and dropping them, or drawing without any guidance. By day five, Wietse resorted to beating Hitler up in order to force him to practice fundamentals. He recognized that in the end, he saw a bit of himself in Hitler: an artist struggling to “make it”. On the day of the entrance exam, Wietse cheered for Hitler, when Awesoman broke from the roof, and threatened to kill Hitler. Wietse told the to-be-dictator to run to his admission exam, and asked the hero to not kill Hitler, to which Awesoman asked if Wietse was insane since that was literally Hitler. He admitted that after those seven days of knowing the guy, perhaps he wanted to see Hitler achieve his dreams, making Awesoman ask if he meant the Holocaust (he meant the artistic dreams). As the arguing got louder, they both prepared to fight… Before Awesoman deflated and called the mission stupid. They both sat down then and conversed about the mission and how neither liked it, and how the conflict was inevitable due to the Empire needing to rely on coal and wood from the Forest as a source of energy. Awesoman then had an idea, which he told the teenager, and both shook hands and the hero flew away. Spying at the exam door through the keyhole, Wietse saw Hitler had been admitted. He was warped then back to Centuria before he could congratulate the Austrian, thinking how grateful he felt to Hitler to make him realize they could all make it (on Centuria, he later discovered they developed nuclear bombs).
In Awesoman’s canon reality, he was sent by a rude Imperial officer to find a replacement general for the Empire, an artist from another world, and carried a scroll with instructions he was decreed to only open once he was there by the scryers. He was sucked then to the past in Austria, though he mentioned he didn’t know any Austrian painters. The Narrator replied he might know this one. Opening the scroll he was baffled to see his target to recruit was meant to be Hitler, and he questioned the wisdom of both the Gamemaster and the Imperial generals given that Hitler had lost his war. He ultimately decided he would instead kill Hitler to save his future victims, reasoning the chances to win the tourney were slim anyways and even if he deleted himself, he would get deleted anyways if his team lost. He flew then to the academy of arts, where Wietse was hanging with Hitler, and burst through the ceiling declaring his intention to kill the dictator, who recognized him as the ubermensch. Wietse pleaded with the hero to not kill Hitler. In the end, grabbed by the clothes, he asked Awesoman if he wouldn’t take a chance to stop Hitler without killing him. Awesoman ended up admitting that he would. They both then conversed and talked shit about how stupid the mission was, and wondered if there was any way to make peace between their factions, with Wietse stating as long as the Empire used fuel from the Forest as energy it would be impossible. Hearing this, Awesoman got an idea and bid Wietse good luck before flying away. As the imperial grand wizard noticed the time portal shifting, Awesoman returned and punched him unconscious telling him his mission sucked. He had brought instead of Hitler, Oppenheimer from Los Alamos, who quickly acquainted himself with the imperial dwarves to teach them about nuclear energy. The Narrator questioned why Awesoman did not bring Enrico Fermi, and the hero started fearing Oppenheimer would build a bomb, which the Narrator confirmed the man would absolutely do.
Wietse was seen later comforting his team after their losses or bad experiences, and later celebrating a bender with them despite their bad showing to lift their spirits.
From the wiki page Awesoman:
In Centuria, Wietse was begrudgingly made an agent of the Forest Alliance, while Awesoman went to serve the Empire like most of his team.
In Wietse’s reality, Wietse had been spending the last week in Vienna, helping Hitler enter art school, a mission he found bothersome at the least. It had turned out that the Empire wanted to isekai Hitler into Centuria to aid them in the war, so the Forest Alliance had chosen him to stop this, opening a portal and throwing him back to the past, back to the past Samurai Jack before Hitler turned evil. To do so, Wietse had to help Hitler enter the art academy, for which he even brought Loomis with him, but found that Hitler just sucked and would spend the day sleeping, or changing ideas continuously and dropping them, or drawing without any guidance. By day five, Wietse resorted to beating Hitler up in order to force him to practice fundamentals. He recognized that in the end, he saw a bit of himself in Hitler: an artist struggling to “make it”. On the day of the entrance exam, Wietse cheered for Hitler, when Awesoman broke from the roof, and threatened to kill Hitler. Wietse told the to-be-dictator to run to his admission exam, and asked the hero to not kill Hitler, to which Awesoman asked if Wietse was insane since that was literally Hitler. He admitted that after those seven days of knowing the guy, perhaps he wanted to see Hitler achieve his dreams, making Awesoman ask if he meant the Holocaust (he meant the artistic dreams). As the arguing got louder, they both prepared to fight… Before Awesoman deflated and called the mission stupid. They both sat down then and conversed about the mission and how neither liked it, and how the conflict was inevitable due to the Empire needing to rely on coal and wood from the Forest as a source of energy. Awesoman then had an idea, which he told the teenager, and both shook hands and the hero flew away. Spying at the exam door through the keyhole, Wietse saw Hitler had been admitted. He was warped then back to Centuria before he could congratulate the Austrian, thinking how grateful he felt to Hitler to make him realize they could all make it (on Centuria, he later discovered they developed nuclear bombs).
In Awesoman’s canon reality, he was sent by a rude Imperial officer to find a replacement general for the Empire, an artist from another world, and carried a scroll with instructions he was decreed to only open once he was there by the scryers. He was sucked then to the past in Austria, though he mentioned he didn’t know any Austrian painters. The Narrator replied he might know this one. Opening the scroll he was baffled to see his target to recruit was meant to be Hitler, and he questioned the wisdom of both the Gamemaster and the Imperial generals given that Hitler had lost his war. He ultimately decided he would instead kill Hitler to save his future victims, reasoning the chances to win the tourney were slim anyways and even if he deleted himself, he would get deleted anyways if his team lost. He flew then to the academy of arts, where Wietse was hanging with Hitler, and burst through the ceiling declaring his intention to kill the dictator, who recognized him as the ubermensch. Wietse pleaded with the hero to not kill Hitler. In the end, grabbed by the clothes, he asked Awesoman if he wouldn’t take a chance to stop Hitler without killing him. Awesoman ended up admitting that he would. They both then conversed and talked shit about how stupid the mission was, and wondered if there was any way to make peace between their factions, with Wietse stating as long as the Empire used fuel from the Forest as energy it would be impossible. Hearing this, Awesoman got an idea and bid Wietse good luck before flying away. As the imperial grand wizard noticed the time portal shifting, Awesoman returned and punched him unconscious telling him his mission sucked. He had brought instead of Hitler, Oppenheimer from Los Alamos, who quickly acquainted himself with the imperial dwarves to teach them about nuclear energy. The Narrator questioned why Awesoman did not bring Enrico Fermi, and the hero started fearing Oppenheimer would build a bomb, which the Narrator confirmed the man would absolutely do.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Wietse Johannes Willemsma (revision 1363, 2025-01-22; by Fresbi, TheBrianPillman); Awesoman (revision 1856, 2025-02-13; by Fresbi, Phantogasm)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
