Round 2: Ikigai (Japan)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 2: Ikigai (Japan) Discipline Koinobori Location Japan Entrants Yuna (Bucket Servants) vs Victory Man (Ultraviolent) Result Yuna won
Yuna vs Victory Man was a Round 2 (Ikigai) match of Crab 3, discipline: Koinobori.
Entries
Yuna (won)
Hosted on Newgrounds by Newgrounds user wojie.
Victory Man (lost)
Hosted on Cubari (archived copy).
Recap
From the wiki page Yuna:
In Japan, Victory Man took the gender-shift potion while Yuna took on the Age Elixir.
In Victory Man’s reality, he was set on defeating Yuna, through giving birth to countless spawn and thus fixing Japan’s declining birth-rate. Flying towards the shrine where Yuna was wondering her next steps, Victory Man drank the gender-shift potion and became Victory Woman. Victory Woman gloated she was already filled with spawn and that they would all share in her victory - when Yuna tried to challenge that notion, the abomination bent her with one swift punch to the stomach, then declared her own water had broken. It flew to find a worthy place where to give birth - an Osaka media station. In front of the cameras and the running periodists it birthed a huge amount of spawn, which she ordered to go and reach maturity during the day to bolster the birthrate. After that, Victory Woman turned back into Victory Man through sheer force of will alone.
In Yuna’s canon reality, the rest of the Bucket Servant girls explained to Yuna what sex was and what her mission ensued, much to her horror and disgust. Yuna left and began by asking a random Japanese man why he didn’t have kids, but he responded with panic at her form, so she mentally manipulated him to find her normal. The man then responded work didn’t leave him any time for kids, and that Yuna reminded him of a certain person who asked people to have kids all the time. He suggested Yuna asked more people and she did, interviewing several Japanese: some were too busy with work, some too busy with gaming, some were gay, some being sick, some being depressed… When she read the compiled list of issues, she was surprised to find “baby-eating” by oni as the eighth biggest reason of low natality. Meanwhile, an oni was about to eat a baby from a house that hadn’t lit incense but was knocked out of it by Yuna launching a microwave at them, then Evelin smiting them with a hammer. After the 50th oni killed, the birthrate went from 1374 to 1400 - not much, but enough to beat Victory Man who just offered free golden homunculus pregnancies at the side of the road.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Yuna (revision 1306, 2025-01-07; by Fresbi); Victory Man (revision 1737, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
