Dizzy Rabbit
Field Value Full Name Dizzy Rabbit Alias Contestant Zero Gender Female Age About 26 (in human years) World Occupation Status Alive (serves the Sex Master) Role Participant Team Null Stars Edition Crab 4 Creator
“What’s up CRAB? Name’s Dizzy! Grab ya knives and drop ya panties!”
Also known as “contestant zero”, Dizzy Rabbit was the first official contestant of Crab 4. Dizzy was a brash, promiscuous rabbit girl with a penchant for mischief and defiance. She was one of the original members of The Null Stars. Dizzy’s upbeat demeanor and attractiveness have made her a popular choice for art collaborations, particularly of the NSFW variety. Dizzy Rabbit also successfully competed and emerged victorious in the first annual S.H.A.F.T. OC Tournament, an OCT that specializes in NSFW Art.
Appearance
Dizzy has fairly a unique appearance: White fur with sporadic pink spots; Curly, Poofy Mint Green Hair; and Amber-Yellow Eyes with swirly pupils. Dizzy’s actual skin color is also blue beneath the fur. Other parts of her flesh, such as her inner ears, mouth, and tongue, are also blue.
In terms of dress, Dizzy has a variety of different outfits, which typically incorporate some form of clown or punk aesthetic. Her typcial outfit for Crab 4 was an open black leather jacket, a pink miniskirt, and fishnets. While her chest was exposed in this outfit, she typically covered her nipples with her signature smiley face pasties.
During Round 1, Dizzy’s Outfit resembled the traditional garb of an Egyptian Goddess: Deep Red dress with exposed breasts. She chose this outfit after passing herself off as the Ancient Egyptian Goddess Unut.
During Round 2, Dizzy’s Clone (Trixxy Rabbit) wears a special mission outfit while operating as a member of the Red Hoods. Inspired by The Red Hood’s Outfit from Batman: Arkham Knight, the Round 2 outfit included a black latex leotard with matching thigh-highs, a red hoody with bunny ears sewn into the hood, and a red leather jacket over top. Her face was obscured by a full face helmet with a visor graphic shaped like D.O.O.M.V.A.’s face.
For Round 3, Dizzy makes her return wearing an exaggerated suit and tie, with a pair of joke teeth biting into the excessively long tie.
Personality
Dizzy Rabbit is a headstrong individual who places her own personal freedom over most everything else. She’s outwardly promiscuous, and thrives on the attention it brings. She’s often witty and flirtatious when talking to other people, taking any opportunity she can to take the piss out of someone or something. While Dizzy is usually pretty smug and level-headed, she can be direct and intense under the right situation; in some cases, she’s been known to completely fly off the handle. In such cases, both her body and her mind completely destabilize (see powers and abilities).
Powers and Abilities
Compared to other contestants, Dizzy Rabbit’s abilities placed her somewhere in the “middle bracket” of overall strength and power. Dizzy was physically stronger and more dexterous than the average human, and had superior hearing and reaction time. Likewise, her rabbit legs gave her greater jumping power than most. Dizzy’s fighting style was highly acrobatic, relying on both speed and unconventional attack vectors to overwhelm her opponents. Dizzy was also known to have unnatural resilience to physical harm, possessing a self-localized form of “toon force” that enabled her body to respond to damage in strange ways. Dizzy is often depicted with her trusty hockey stick, one of the only weapons or tools she possesses. Despite her great physical prowess, Dizzy was a mentally and emotionally vulnerable person. Her overall intelligence is average to below average, though with a marked uncanny ability to engage in social engineering at times. On several occasions, Dizzy has been known to react poorly to mental and verbal triggers related to past trauma. These psychic attacks can cause her to spiral. On the worst occasions, she has “destabilized”, transforming into a great and terrible monster with unknown abilities. So far, there are exactly two known instances of destabilization in Crab 4: Once during Dizzy’s Pit Battle with Florida Man, and the other with her clone in Round 2.
Background
Dizzy was an artificial lifeform created by the eccentric and amoral bioengineer named Doctor Ludwig Somenrotter. While his exact reasons for creating her are unknown, Dizzy is one of a myriad of genetic experiments the doctor has created. Upon escaping from the doctor’s hidden lab, she fled into the neighboring small town of Stump, Ohio; a near-ghost-town ravaged by economic hardship, corporate colonization, and corn. From there, she tries to live her own life, free from the doctor’s or anyone’s influence. Her free-spiritedness puts her in constant conflict with local authority figures, as well as Dr. Sommenrotter and his other experiments. Prior to entering the tournament, Dizzy would regularly get into sexually charged misadventures with a variety of opponents and partners, some of which include other mutants designed by her creator. Since her arrival, Dizzy has made a wide variety of friends and rivals alike. By all accounts, Dizzy did not have a specific wish in mind, but instead was content to treat her time in the tourney as a vacation from the usual sort of trouble she got into.
History
Pit Entry
Initially, Graphic Oz was granted a pardon from creating a formal entry for admittance to the CRAB Server. This exemption was granted by G, the former Gamemaster, on the grounds of having created an introductory comic that effectively fulfilled the same requirement.
Dizzy’s Intro
Dizzy’s very first introduction to CRAB featured her playing videogames naked in her apartment. There was a knock at her door. When she went to answer, the door, walls, etc. of her apartment were shredded away to reveal the Gamemaster floating in space. He formally invited Dizzy to the tournament, on the condition that she would be permitted to have sex with as many of the contestants as she desired.
Dizzy vs. Florida Man
Despite not being required, Graphic Oz drafted a formal Pit Entry for Crab 4, purely to experience the process. Given the unique circumstances around Dizzy’s admission to the tournament, Dizzy served as the beta tester (in narrative) for the Crab 4 Pit Battle. She fought against a super-powered Florida Man, and managed to defeat him (though not without destabilizing partially).
- Round 1: Egypt (vs. Gretchen Evanborn) LOSS
- Round 2: Germany (vs. Jun-Ho) VICTORY
- Round 3: The Bucket (vs. Caddi) VICTORY
Medals: 2 gold, 1 silver
After Crab 4
Dizzy’s team, The Null Stars, was one side of a three-way tie for first place in the tournament against Xenomania and The Misfits.
This tie would be the first in CRAB history where all three teams in the tie were equally crowned champions. This decision came right off the heels of D.O.O.M.V.A.’s ousting as GM, and was enacted by former commentator turned interim GM Debbie Winters. As a result of this decision, each of the teams’ wishes was granted simultaneously. Her team’s wish was to hold the greatest party the multiverse had ever seen.
However, due to Dizzy’s participation in the rebellion against D.O.O.M.V.A. by the insurgent group known as the Clownarchy Underground Militia (C.U.M.), she was stripped of her medals, barred from her team’s afterparty, and subsequently subjected to the Misfits’ wish (let’s face it, it was basically just G’s wish at that point): The instant and painful death of all life in the multiverse, all to feed the ritual that would bring back the enigmatic figure known simply as “The Witch”. This dark wish was granted in a separate timeline distinct from the main one (the one where the party was happening). However, in a desperate move to save himself and his friends, Fluxxo used his own time machine to escape the slaughter with the rest of C.U.M. Dizzy herself was instead approached by The Sex Master, and offered a deal: Serve as SM’s commentator for CRAB’s sister NSFW tournament SHAFT, and be spared The Witch. She accepted the deal, and now serves The Sex Master in all ways.
Relationships
Dizzy has a wide array of relationships with various contestants, a comprehensive list of which is kept here.
Allies
- Kelly Foxtrot (teammate)
- Ignatius De Tenebris (teammate)
- Needle (Headliner)
- Leonard “Leon” Lizard (former teammate)
- The Birthday Knight (teammate)
- Fluxxo
- Giggles
Rivals
Dizzy’s List
Dizzy’s List is a comprehensive list of contestants who she either has had sexual relations with, or intends to at some point, if possible.
- Fluxxo (partner)
- Melody (partner)
- Saoirse Atta (partner)
- Marv (prospect)
- Clovis Cardige (prospect)
- Elikapika (no longer present)
- Ash (prospect)
- Gretchen Evanborn (unavailable)
- Debbie Winters (unavailable)
- Zehya Kovelan (prospect)
- Kelly Foxtrot (partner)
- Trixxy Rabbit (partner)
- Ignatius De Tenebris (partner)
Life Within CRAB
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
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Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Dizzy Rabbit (revision 2643, 2026-10-10; by Graphic Oz)
Pictures: Dizzy Rabbit Picture Day.jpg, uploaded to the wiki by Graphic Oz
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
