Round 2: Cooking (Ormon Jango)
Field Value Edition Crab 1 Round Round 2: Cooking (Ormon Jango) Discipline Main Course Location Ormon Jango Entrants Susumu and Pikralida (The Cleanup Crew, The Pryde Doughboys) vs Emily and Super J (Team Powerhouse, Sunshine Over the Farm) Result Emily and Super J won
Susumu and Pikralida vs Emily and Super J was a Round 2 (Cooking) match of Crab 1, discipline: Main Course.
Entries
Susumu and Pikralida (lost)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R2: Pikralida and Susumu VS Super J and Emily”.
Emily and Super J (won)
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 R2 Super J and Emily VS Susumu and Pikralida”.
Recap
From the wiki page Susumu:
In Pikralida and Susumu’s reality, Pikralida was going through the forest half dressed and tired when the Gamemaster found her and went AWOOGA, which made her throw a cleaver at his face. Pikralida collected herbs and hunted a bird, later donning a huntress attire. Later she woke up somewhere, wondering where she was, and Susumu said she had been trying to cross the dimensional border like him to leave the tournament and was captured. Susumu politely pointed out Pikralida was half naked and she went to change (the GM went AWOOGA again and got a cleaver on the face again). Pikralida then dressed and went on to collect herbs and hunt the bird again (no clue why it repeats, maybe pages are out of order or Pikralida anon drew it twice). Meanwhile Susumu negotiated with an old lady of the forest who gave him a knife. Using it all, they both began cooking together and made numerous meals. The old lady judged the food a ten out of ten, and Wietse liked it, but Berbie said it smelt like roadkill and got a stroke after eating it, dying.
In Super J and Emily’s canon reality, both duos were at the kitchen together ready for the cook off. Franken girl said she wanted brains to eat, Berbie asked Wietse if he didn’t think they were trapped in a Douglas Adams fanfic comic as Super J put on his mask, Pikralida put on a bikini much to Berbie’s taste. Both teams planned to do simple classic dishes. Emily decided to trust Super J’s recipe: a turkey dinner. His strategy was called “Rooted Together”, to gather all Crabs to enjoy a dinner together and be grateful. Using his powers, he summoned Frisky Fridge who created numerous vegetables and ingredients, which both began hunting and slashing for their pot, with Super J declaring he would not allow Nova’s death to be in vain. Emily then plugged herself into the oven in order to keep the temperature perfect. Although cooked, the tethering made the turkey escape the oven alive, so Emily burned it with a laser - in his final words it declared they would hold a vigil for Nova, and all Crabs enjoyed the dinner together.
From the wiki page Pikralida:
In Pikralida and Susumu’s reality, Pikralida was going through the forest half dressed and tired when the Gamemaster found her and went AWOOGA, which made her throw a cleaver at his face. Pikralida collected herbs and hunted a bird, later donning a huntress attire. Later she woke up somewhere, wondering where she was, and Susumu said she had been trying to cross the dimensional border like him to leave the tournament and was captured. Susumu politely pointed out Pikralida was half naked and she went to change (the GM went AWOOGA again and got a cleaver on the face again). Pikralida then dressed and went on to collect herbs and hunt the bird again (no clue why it repeats, maybe pages are out of order or Pikralida anon drew it twice). Meanwhile Susumu negotiated with Mooma who gave him a knife. Using it all, they both began cooking together and made numerous meals. The old lady judged the food a ten out of ten, and Wietse liked it, but Berbie said it smelt like roadkill and got a stroke after eating it, dying.
In Super J and Emily’s canon reality, both duos were at the kitchen together ready for the cook off. Franken girl said she wanted brains to eat, Berbie asked Wietse if he didn’t think they were trapped in a Douglas Adams fanfic comic as Super J put on his mask, Pikralida put on a bikini much to Berbie’s taste. Both teams planned to do simple classic dishes. Emily decided to trust Super J’s recipe: a turkey dinner. His strategy was called “Rooted Together”, to gather all Crabs to enjoy a dinner together and be grateful. Using his powers, he summoned Frisky Fridge who created numerous vegetables and ingredients, which both began hunting and slashing for their pot, with Super J declaring he would not allow Nova’s death to be in vain. Emily then plugged herself into the oven in order to keep the temperature perfect. Although cooked, the tethering made the turkey escape the oven alive, so Emily burned it with a laser - in his final words it declared they would hold a vigil for Nova, and all Crabs enjoyed the dinner together.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Susumu (revision 1526, 2025-01-26; by Fresbi); Emily (revision 1605, 2025-01-30; by Fresbi); Super J (revision 1765, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi); Pikralida (revision 1649, 2025-02-06; by BrianPillman, Fresbi)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
