Alaïsa Miantos
The young adventurer.
Field Value Full Name Alaïsa Miantos Alias Gender Female Age 12 World Unnamed Adventuring World Occupation Farmer, daughter, clandestine adventurer Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team Rockin Rosebuds Edition Crab 2 Creator SparTorpedo
We're all here making the most out of this, but there you are: head up your ass, hoping others will dance so you don't have to. Ignoring what's right in front of you.
Alaïsa Miantos is a participant of the Second Crab Tournament, as a member of Team Rosebuds. A young farmer girl who trains herself with the sword to become an adventurer, due to her actions she is one of the main protagonist forces of the tournament. She is the younger sister of previous tournament champion Taya.
Appearance
Personality
Very energetic, competitive and reckless. Easy to provoke, yet cunning at times. Respects authority but strives for dominance. A chaddish kind of little girl. To note, she stole the letter addressed to her sister to participate in the tournament (as planned by the Gamemaster).
Powers and Abilities
Alaïsa is a capable swordsman able to fight back against other trained grown men such as Alexis or Chadwick. She wields her family’s heirloom rapier and Taya’s shield - which is so massive in comparison to her body that nearly allows her to block any frontal hit directed to her person.
She carries as well a sharp knife, a slingshot and smoke bombs for use. She shows herself to be a very reliable fighter able to think fast on the spot and come with inventive solutions to beat mightier opponents.
Background
History
Round 1
Alaïsa (won, entry) vs Prince Alexis (lost, entry) in Fencing. Match page: C2 R1 - Alaïsa vs Prince Alexis
In Alexis’s reality, Alaïsa attacked first and got a point. She explained they were using magical swords that paralyzed, and she got his tail. Alexis had thought it was a love letter competition, but decided to fight seriously, transforming his blade into a rose. Alexis took a blade from Akio (insulting Akio due to his nuts being out) and Alaisa one from Kevin in a princess dress, both Utena style. They clashed and Alexis pushed her back, but Alaïsa would not give in. So he turned into a dragon and farted on her until she fainted. This is true. It’s right there in the entry.
In Alaïsa’s canon reality, both Alexis and Alaïsa refused to wield fake blades and instead preferred to go with paralyzing stabs, which the GM could heal. She got stabbed first, then used her shield to disperse his dragon form and got another point. They tried to bring extra weapons or powers but the Gamemaster forbade it as it was a fencing duel. In the end, they continued fighting more or less equally, and ultimately she got the final win by sliding under his legs and using a blade attached to her braid to strike at his heart. Alaïsa congratulated his fencing and Alexis smiled.
Round 2
Shin Chuckson and Maiden 4 (won, entry) vs Alaïsa and Vivian (lost, entry) in Heist. Match page: C2 R2 - Chuckson and Maiden 4 vs Alaïsa and Vivian
In France, Alaïsa took on the age potion becoming a baby, Vivian became a male baby, Chuckson became a baby, Maiden 4 became a milf.
In Vivian and Alaisa’s reality, Alaïsa took on two of the potions, thinking it would give her magic spells and her adult form, but instead became a baby like Vivian (and accidentally spilling the gender one on GM). She was sent to recover a painting of GM-Tan the French had stolen. As Maiden 4 soothed a scared Chuckson, Alaïsa and Vivian used the pointy hat to break the glass and stole it, but it was snatched by Maiden. Alaïsa tricked Chuckson into activating the gas security and both fell asleep, with Vivian immune snatching her and the painting. However Maiden turned into another Alaïsa and chased Vivian. Once Vivian was outside, he returned to his adult form and defeated Maiden 4, leaving her trapped for the guards to find.
In Chuckson and M4’s canon reality, Maiden broke into the museum with baby Chuckson whom she directed to watch the cameras. She was confronted by baby Vivian and Baby Alaisa, she beat up the first to a paste - however the paste turned into a crowd of them chasing her while Alaïsa made out with the painting. The real guard grabbed Chuckson as well. Maiden 4 managed to avoid the sprouts and recaptured baby Alaïsa and the painting, finally coming to meet the guard. She bonked the guard and rescued baby Chuckson who hugged her.
Round 3
Chadwick (lost, entry) vs Alaïsa (won, entry). Match page: C2 R3 - Chadwick vs Alaïsa
In Alaisa’s canon reality, intertwined with flashbacks of her being with her family, hearing about Taya’s victory and her dad explaining her their tradition in making popcorn, she faced Chadwick who suggested a game of chance and shooting Berbie to play with her. When he actually fired a gun at the bird, Alaisa jumped to defend him, disappointing him. They proceeded to fight then and Chadwick cornered her, asking what kind of wish could she have that compared to his. Alaisa told him off, saying she had wanted to be like him but she could notice he was just lost and using others to fill his void. This provoked Chadwick enough to try to stomp her, but she quickly pushed his leg out of bounds and won. Despite being seemingly about to pop, Chadwick ultimately laughed it off and let her go.
In Chadwick’s reality, he attempted to kill Alaisa before the match, but was stopped by Jed, Mike and Bernard, before a fight broke out between Chadwick supporters and opposers. He and Alaisa began fighting then in the rubble of the Bucket, and ultimately despite getting badly wounded and even losing his eye he achieved the victory and took hold of the wish for himself.
After Crab 2
Despite her victory, Chadwick’s team won and he got hold of the wish. She was trapped in Eternal Crab along her team, until they were all returned to their worlds by Berbie during the events of Crab 3.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
People played TIC-TAC-TOE on her forehead.
She got along well with her team, being a sort of daughter for them in their found family dynamic.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- She is the 5th child out of 9, making her the middle child.
- ESFP MBTI type.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Alaïsa (revision 2568, 2026-06-01; by ArkAngal, Spar, Fresbi)
Pictures: Alaisa Transparent.png, uploaded to the wiki by Spar
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
