Luigi
Grumpy Pizza Dog
Field Value Full Name Luigi Alias Gender Male Age Over 30 World Alt Earth Occupation Pizza Chef Status Alive (returned home) Role Headliner, Participant Team Stuffed Crust Crusaders Edition Crab 3 Creator Dinomancer
I'm doing this so that NONE in mia famiglia get hurt in this war! Don't put me with those bastards!
Luigi is a participant of Crab 3, as headliner for his team, the Stuffed Crust Crusaders. He is an immigrant dog who served in the American Civil War and after finishing put on his own restaurant, a not so popular place called Little Luigi’s Big Fat Mama-Mia Pizzeria, where he worked with a couple of friends.
Appearance
Personality
Although he acts like a grumpy grandpa, Luigi seems to care enough for his team to do unsavoury acts in order to save them, such as infiltrating and manipulating the Forest People. He seems to view his team as a family, perhaps in replacement to the allies he lost in the past.
Luigi is regretful of the death of his friend, Mr Buo, something that reflects on the blood stain on his forehead, which he cannot remove. This is what pushes him to work for his team and to win the tournament.
He hates a lot of things and is very particular with his food, like any Italian. Hates people who complain, yet will complain himself all the time. Really he is a tsundere dog old man.
Powers and Abilities
He is a good chef.
While Luigi has no particular powers or abilities, when faced with an overpowered character the bloodstain on his forehead can turn into the spirit of Buo, granting him the ability to cancel all kind of overpowered abilities involved in battle against him such as time-manipulation, Gods, fate-warping, etc, dragging the battle to a normal level.
His secret technique is doing puppy eyes, but he refuses to ever use it.
Background
History
Round 1
Pe’le (lost, entry) vs Luigi (won, entry) in The Siege. Match page: C3 R1 - Pe’le vs Luigi
In Centuria, Luigi belonged to the Brotherhood of the Shadows, while Pe’le was made a captain of the Horde.
In Pe’le’s reality, the pirate queen laughed at the idea of allying with anyone and sowed destruction with no distinctions. Sent to stop her, Luigi attempted to attack her but was ultimately burned to a crisp, and afterwards Pe’le launched an attack on the city they were in, declaring her intention to take all of Centuria’s gold to herself.
In Luigi’s canon reality, he was sent as an intermediary for the Forest being attacked by the Horde due to the popularity of his Pizza Place, trying to negotiate a good deal for his faction (in reality, he worked for the Shadows). Ocapon approached Luigi and asked him to deliver a certain package to the enemy leader. Walking to the Alliance forests with his new hippie shirt, Luigi encountered Vera, and upon seeing her “boy” shirt, vegan pizzerias, and other things, he wanted to kill himself due to working for hippies, but decided to power through for his team. Meanwhile, Pe’le and an army of the Horde (quickly overtaken by Tredecima) prepared for the meeting, Pe’le seeking to capture Frankie from the Forest Alliance in order to dom her. Listening to members of the alliance discuss matters regarding the magic restriction, taking on horde refugees, and so other beings, Luigi headed for the reunion to deliver their terms, not before having a chat with Violet, another spy from the Brotherhood, and delivered to her some drugs they were using on Alt Baum, the sacred tree, in order to keep the magic of the forest alliance limited. Disgusted with these actions, Violet called out Luigi as a coward, but he insisted he was doing this to protect his own team and new family. Before finally getting to the meeting, Vera gave Luigi a portable Sack with the ability to turn into a car. Ultimately, Luigi and Pe’le met, with the first offering the Horde food and education, which the Pirate accepted once Luigi added Frankie to the offer. Luigi trolled Pe’le by giving her a Pele (the futbolist) tshirt and escaped alongside Vera in the Sackmobile. A few days later the Horde people went on to integrate the Forest Alliance.
Round 2
Janitor (lost, entry) vs Luigi (won, entry) in Salaryman. Match page: C3 R2 - Janitor vs Luigi
For Round 2, Luigi drank all the potions becoming a fat old lady.
In Janitor’s reality, a salaryman Janitor accidentally bumped into old lady Luigi, who started shouting at him and saying he would not get away with it. As she threw a barrage of disrespect and insults at him, Janitor opened up his shirt, but it was only because he felt hot. The anger at Janitor not caring gave Luigi a brain attack and knocked her out, with Janitor observing she had overworked herself to death.
In Luigi’s canon reality, Janitor had been wageslaving in Japan when he noticed fat old mama Luigi and fell in love. He followed her to a Book Club where a few other Crabs enjoyed cheap romance novels, and once saw the opportunity and helped her get up, being crushed by the old lady’s ass, fulfilling his intentions.
Round 3
Admiral Pizza (lost, entry) vs Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders (won, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Admiral Pizza vs Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders
In the Admiral’s reality, the Admiral faced the team in a Pizza eating contest out of anger of being left out from the Pizza team - both Luigi and the Admiral had participated in the American wars and considered each other enemies. The Crusaders began falling one after the other - Davok threw himself off the Bucket over believing himself a monster after eating too much pizza, Harry due to being caught cheating using a raccoon to eat the pizza for him, Morgan due to the pizza oil deactivating her nanomachines which she was also using to cheat, Celia not being able to handle so much sausage, and Vera dying in the timeskip with a robot skeleton she had left to eat for her running out of batteries. The Admiral messed with Luigi by eating pizza two-handed or cooling wine with ice, offending his Italian sensibilities. In the end, aeons passed as Luigi and the Admiral ate all the pizza in the world -there was no more food-, Soren became a survivor in a post apocalyptic world and went through seven timeskips, and ultimately realizing their war had ruined the world, both pizza men decided to make peace and forgive each other for their participation in the Civil War. As an angered Berbie demanded to see blood, Centurion then killed him with a punch, while Luigi and the Admiral shook hands and decided to just play videogames next.
In Luigi’s canon reality, the Bucket had been filled with sand and Luigi activated the headquarters battlemode, launching two tanks with his team to hunt down the Admiral who went at them on his own (he represented the American pizza flag while they were the Soviet pizzacutter flag). The Crusaders spent a night camping preparing for battle, Harry looking at his furry girlfriend, Morgan at her fangirl, Davok drinking gasoline and Celia running out of booze. Later Berbie waited, and noticed the fight had begun, the tanks shooting at the Admiral who dodged the bullets. Morgan put her nanites on the next shot, and when the Admiral dodged it they grabbed him. Using his arm power then, Harry summoned not a sword but a giant pizza cutter against the Admiral, who punched it back at the man destroying the tank where Harry and Vera were in. Vera and Celia then began to shoot at him, with no effect - the distraction allowed Morgan to run and punch him in the stomach, launching him towards Davok who uppercut him and used his power to send him flying at max speed towards another pizza cutter summoned by Harry - with this combination, the Admiral was finally defeated and gave up, and the team saluted their leader Luigi. Meanwhile, a dejected Berbie gave a sigh as he was expecting for them to arrive to a regular pizza making competition.
After Crab 3
After Brat Pack’s victory, Luigi returned to his world and to rework his restaurant, but not before celebrating surviving with his team.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He was initially convinced he would be part of a furry team along with Lenard and Frankie, and Guido.
He put Gouda to work as a Pizza Mascot to pay for her tab.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He is a Welsh terrier.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Luigi (revision 1742, 2025-02-08; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Dawg.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
