Admiral Pizza
The Pizza Hero
Field Value Full Name Fredrick Jones Pizza/Admiral Pizza Alias Gender Male Age Over 60 World United States of Craziland Occupation Admiral Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant (Crab 3, Crab 4, Crab 5) Team Monomyth (Crab 3); Deadgnosis (Crab 4); Cat Summer (Crab 5) Edition Crab 3, Crab 4, Crab 5 Creator Admiral Pizza
I fight for the right of people to eat and drink however they want!
The Admiral Pizza is a participant of Crab 3, as a member of Monomyth. He is a pizza themed superhero, as well as a US Marshal and the Admiral of Snergaville Sea and Space fleet, fighting for a world on which nobody ever goes hungry.
Appearance
Personality
The admiral is brave, bold, and bodacious. He is also benign and benevolent, and ballsy. All in all he is pretty based.
He really hates not being invited to pizza parties.
Powers and Abilities
The Admiral is a genuine powerhouse. Vampiric blood grants him longevity. The Roc feather on his hat grants him flying. He is able to conjure super-heated eye lasers, which he calls his Pizza Oven Vision. He is able to breathe fire in a similar way.
The Admiral shows almost unmatched strength, able to lift an entire cruiser and easily throw it at an opponent. She was able to tank hits by Sanctus with no effort, shrug off cannonballs and even deflect a giant pizza cutter with ease. However, he is far from invincible and can be worn down in battle.
Background
History
Crab 3
Round 1
Admiral Pizza (won, entry) vs Mogan Sae-Hyeon (lost, entry) in The Two Towers. Match page: C3 R1 - Admiral Pizza vs Mogan
In Centuria, Sae joined the Horde with most of her team, while the Admiral defended the Empire.
In Sae’s reality, the plane destroyed the towers and the Admiral died from a heart attack.
In the Admiral’s canon reality, he grabbed a giant ship and threw it at Sae-Hyeon, flattening her.
Round 2
Admiral Pizza (lost, entry) vs Sanctus Diamond (won) in Onsen. Match page: C3 R2 - Admiral Pizza vs Sanctus
In Admiral Pizza’s reality, Sanctus challenged the Admiral, who invited her to have pizza and a drink before their fight. However, the drinks had kaiju stem cells, causing both to grow giant. A battle ensued, and the Admiral tanked Sanctus’s hits and punched her through many buildings, creating a large explosion that destroyed much of the townscape.
In Sanctus’s canon reality, the Admiral went to face a hooded Sanctus on night, and the battle began with Sanctus firing her diamond beam at him, and later an exchange of blows. The Admiral came triumphant, but due to Sanctus having taken the age potion to become young, and turning old instead because the Gamemaster found it amusing. Stopping the battle, the Admiral offered Sanctus a special Pryde pizza to fix her woes, telling her to eat it and dip on an onsen to become young again. Afterwards, Sanctus was seen enjoying an onsen along with several girls (her team, Dizzy, Kome, Pe’le), and Overkill (in his crocodile form). Although Janny was invited, he refused to look at Sanctus because he could not like her older form - as the other girls reassured her, Sanctus followed the Admiral’s advice and reappeared young and naked in front of the Janitor, much to his delight. Promising him to sleep with him if he helped her win, she dropped the man and left, leaving him with a boner in front of the other Servants.
Round 3
Admiral Pizza (lost, entry) vs Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders (won, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Admiral Pizza vs Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders
In the Admiral’s reality, the Admiral faced the team in a Pizza eating contest out of anger of being left out from the Pizza team - both Luigi and the Admiral had participated in the American wars and considered each other enemies. The Crusaders began falling one after the other - Davok threw himself off the Bucket over believing himself a monster after eating too much pizza, Harry due to being caught cheating using a raccoon to eat the pizza for him, Morgan due to the pizza oil deactivating her nanomachines which she was also using to cheat, Celia not being able to handle so much sausage, and Vera dying in the timeskip with a robot skeleton she had left to eat for her running out of batteries. The Admiral messed with Luigi by eating pizza two-handed or cooling wine with ice, offending his Italian sensibilities. In the end, aeons passed as Luigi and the Admiral ate all the pizza in the world -there was no more food-, Soren became a survivor in a post apocalyptic world and went through seven timeskips, and ultimately realizing their war had ruined the world, both pizza men decided to make peace and forgive each other for their participation in the Civil War. As an angered Berbie demanded to see blood, Centurion then killed him with a punch, while Luigi and the Admiral shook hands and decided to just play videogames next.
In Luigi’s canon reality, the Bucket had been filled with sand and Luigi activated the headquarters battlemode, launching two tanks with his team to hunt down the Admiral who went at them on his own (he represented the American pizza flag while they were the Soviet pizzacutter flag). The Crusaders spent a night camping preparing for battle, Harry looking at his furry girlfriend, Morgan at her fangirl, Davok drinking gasoline and Celia running out of booze. Later Berbie waited, and noticed the fight had begun, the tanks shooting at the Admiral who dodged the bullets. Morgan put her nanites on the next shot, and when the Admiral dodged it they grabbed him. Using his arm power then, Harry summoned not a sword but a giant pizza cutter against the Admiral, who punched it back at the man destroying the tank where Harry and Vera were in. Vera and Celia then began to shoot at him, with no effect - the distraction allowed Morgan to run and punch him in the stomach, launching him towards Davok who uppercut him and used his power to send him flying at max speed towards another pizza cutter summoned by Harry - with this combination, the Admiral was finally defeated and gave up, and the team saluted their leader Luigi. Meanwhile, a dejected Berbie gave a sigh as he was expecting for them to arrive to a regular pizza making competition.
After Crab 3
After Brat Pack won, the Admiral returned to his world and continued his pizza heroics. He is seen in Kome’s epilogue enjoying a pizza alongside the Stuffed Crust Crusaders.
Crab 4
Admiral Pizza was a Bench participant in Crab 4, where he appeared in a new form as a merman. Admiral Pizza was called up to compete for Deadgnosis in Round 3 in a three-way match-up against Jun-Ho and Scarlet.
Round 3: The Bucket
Admiral Pizza (LOSS) versus Scarlet Beryl (WON) and Jun-Ho (LOSS)
Canon
Admiral Pizza arrives to Scarlet and Jun-Ho’s battle late, opting to help Jun-Ho. Scarlet runs after being outmatched to the city. The brawl continues, eventually heading back to the Bucket. Admiral Pizza and Jun-Ho do a sky launch attack, but launch to high, leaving the threshold of in bounds and giving the win to Scarlet.
Non-canon
In Admiral Pizza’s entry, he fights Scarlet and Jun-Ho in the arena, defeating both.
In Jun-Ho’s entry, Admiral Pizza admonishes Jun-Ho for rushing into battle, but is then subsequently stabbed and defeated by Jun-Ho.
Round 1
Gretchen (Canon) - Admiral Pizza appears in the crowd at Min’s Festival.
Dizzy (Non-canon) - Admiral Pizza does not physically appear, but advertising for the Admiral Pizza brand is shown in Egypt.
Round 2
Gretchen (Canon) - Admiral Pizza sits at a booth with Leon Cosmico and Rubber Golem. He agrees with Leon’s complaint of Melody changing her family recipe, adding that he likes that the elf is “sticking to tradition.”
Crab 5
Admiral Pizza was a Bench participant in Crab 5, where he appeared in a new form as an elderly man. After a pre-season branding deal made with Locket in the Woods, Admiral Pizza was called up late to replace a departed 17ling on Cat Summer. His addition to the team last minute elevated them to third in rankings, giving them some much needed bench medals and tipping the scale so they win the Round 3 trinket, the Static Paintbrush.
Pit Entry
Admiral Pizza (WON) v. Houndclops (LOSS)
An aged Admiral Pizza has forgotten to fight the pit monster required to be on the bench. He bemoans his age and the distractions of life, but finds strength in a pizza-based hero. The Houndclops appears and is quickly destroyed by Admiral Pizza, securing his spot on the bench.
Round 1: Hell
Admiral Pizza (WON)
Admiral Pizza descends the layers of Hell and explores pizza’s relationship to each sin.
Round 2: Hawaii
Admiral Pizza (LOSS)
Riding a skateboard, Admiral Pizza is tasked with collecting coconuts for the big Luau.
Round 3: The Bucket
Admiral Pizza (WON) versus Puppetmaster (LOSS)
Admiral Pizza traverses the forest battlefield on his skateboard to fight the Puppetmaster herself in a boss battle, defeating her.
Round 1
Locket (Canon) - Admiral Pizza is at the finish line in the crowd with the other bench Crabs laughing at Mystic Hand Natum’s loss in the race.
Round 2
Locket (Canon) - Admiral Pizza is shown entering the hotel with other Bench Crabs.
Round 3
Locket (Canon) - Admiral Pizza is shown attending Locket and Edric’s wedding.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
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Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He is one of the most respected Crab participants.
- His favorite toppings are pineapple and anchovies.
- The Admiral has a grandson, a son, and a wife.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Admiral Pizza (revision 2672, 2026-10-12; by Fresbi, TheCittiverse)
Pictures: Admiral.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
