Round 3: Fight (The Bucket)
Field Value Edition Crab 3 Round Round 3: Fight (The Bucket) Location The Bucket Entrants Evelin Griffon (Bucket Servants) vs Morgan O’Reilly (Stuffed Crust Crusaders) Result Evelin Griffon won
Evelin Griffon vs Morgan O’Reilly was a Round 3 (Fight) match of Crab 3.
Entries
Evelin Griffon (won)
Hosted on Newgrounds by Newgrounds user arkanglecomics.
Morgan O’Reilly (lost)
Hosted on Cubari (archived copy).
Recap
From the wiki page Evelin Griffon:
In Morgan’s reality, I, uh, uhhh…
In Evelin’s canon reality, Evelin and Wietse were fighting in Nuremberg, escaping from an army of gnomes, before she got caught. She was suddenly transported in front of Berbie, who told her it was time for her match. Berbie offered her angel halos, and Evelin ended up taking two as she thought more could be deadly for her. Evelin was then transported to the arena, where Morgan was waiting and gave her one minute to stand up and fight. Doing so, Evelin equipped one of the halos and immediately pulled an enormous gatling gun to fire at her opponent. Morgan hid behind a pillar, but Evelin then attacked with her sword. With Morgan using her nanites to hold onto the sword, Evelin now pulled out a double barreled shotgun and shot the thief on the chest - but the target laughed, as NANOMACHINES SON, THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA, and then began choking Evelin. In despair, Evelin then equipped the second halo, turning into a higher angelic form. Headbutting Morgan with better strength, the battle resumed, the other girl equating by surrounding her entire body with nanites. Morgan held onto the flying Evelin as they fought, even removing her blindfold halos, causing the angel to have a vision of her mother commending her - once she woke up, Evelin noticed she had dropped Morgan off the arena in her flight and autistically laughed.
During the Three Team Vote, Evelin ultimately supported Wietse’s wish to secure the win against H.A.U.N.T. and being trapped in the Bucket again.
From the wiki page Morgan O’Reilly:
In Morgan’s reality, I, uh, uhhh…
In Evelin’s canon reality, Evelin and Old Wietse were fighting in Nuremberg, escaping from an army of gnomes, before she got caught. She was suddenly transported in front of Berbie, who told her it was time for her match. Berbie offered her angel halos, and Evelin ended up taking two as she thought more could be deadly for her. Evelin was then transported to the arena, where Morgan was waiting and gave her one minute to stand up and fight. Doing so, Evelin equipped one of the halos and immediately pulled an enormous gatling gun to fire at her opponent. Morgan hid behind a pillar, but Evelin then attacked with her sword. With Morgan using her nanites to hold onto the sword, Evelin now pulled out a double barreled shotgun and shot the thief on the chest - but the target laughed, as NANOMACHINES SON, THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA, and then began choking Evelin. In despair, Evelin then equipped the second halo, turning into a higher angelic form. Headbutting Morgan with better strength, the battle resumed, the other girl equating by surrounding her entire body with nanites. Morgan held onto the flying Evelin as they fought, even removing her blindfold halos, causing the angel to have a vision of her mother commending her - once she woke up, Evelin noticed she had dropped Morgan off the arena in her flight and autistically laughed.
Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders (WON) VS Admiral Pizza (LOST).
In the Admiral’s reality, the Admiral faced the team in a Pizza eating contest out of anger of being left out from the Pizza team - both Luigi and the Admiral had participated in the American wars and considered each other enemies. The Crusaders began falling one after the other - Davok threw himself off the Bucket over believing himself a monster after eating too much pizza, Harry due to being caught cheating using a raccoon to eat the pizza for him, Morgan due to the pizza oil deactivating her nanomachines which she was also using to cheat, Celia not being able to handle so much sausage, and Vera dying in the timeskip with a robot skeleton she had left to eat for her running out of batteries. The Admiral messed with Luigi by eating pizza two-handed or cooling wine with ice, offending his Italian sensibilities. In the end, aeons passed as Luigi and the Admiral ate all the pizza in the world -there was no more food-, [Soren](https://crab.miraheze.org/wiki/Sorrento_Agostino_%22Soren%22_Santos “Sorrento Agostino “Soren” Santos on the CRAB wiki”) became a survivor in a post apocalyptic world and went through seven timeskips, and ultimately realizing their war had ruined the world, both pizza men decided to make peace and forgive each other for their participation in the Civil War. As an angered Berbie demanded to see blood, Centurion then killed him with a punch, while Luigi and the Admiral shook hands and decided to just play videogames next.
In Luigi’s canon reality, the Bucket had been filled with sand and Luigi activated the headquarters battlemode, launching two tanks with his team to hunt down the Admiral who went at them on his own (he represented the American pizza flag while they were the Soviet pizzacutter flag). The Crusaders spent a night camping preparing for battle, Harry looking at his furry girlfriend, Morgan at her fangirl, Davok drinking gasoline and Celia running out of booze. Later Berbie waited, and noticed the fight had begun, the tanks shooting at the Admiral who dodged the bullets. Morgan put her nanites on the next shot, and when the Admiral dodged it they grabbed him. Using his arm power then, Harry summoned not a sword but a giant pizza cutter against the Admiral, who punched it back at the man destroying the tank where Harry and Vera were in. Vera and Celia then began to shoot at him, with no effect - the distraction allowed Morgan to run and punch him in the stomach, launching him towards Davok who uppercut him and used his power to send him flying at max speed towards another pizza cutter summoned by Harry - with this combination, the Admiral was finally defeated and gave up, and the team saluted their leader Luigi. Meanwhile, a dejected Berbie gave a sigh as he was expecting for them to arrive to a regular pizza making competition.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Evelin Griffon (revision 1915, 2025-02-19; by ArkAngal, Fresbi); Morgan O’Reilly (revision 1798, 2025-02-10; by Fresbi, CrazyPeepeeTheWindowLicker)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
