Leonard "Leon" Lizard
Leon doing what he does best.
Field Value Full Name Leonard “Leon” Lizard Alias Gender Male Age World Rockywood Occupation Space Cadet (Secret Society) Status Role Participant Team Null Stars Edition Crab 4 Creator
Leonard Casper Lizard (or just “Leon”) is the Crash Test Dummy for the Null*Stars and the “Space Cadet” for the “Super-Duper-Not-So-Secret Society of Intellectuals.” He currently resides at the Null Stars base alongside fellow Secret Society member Dolly the Deer.
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Powers and Abilities
Background
History
Pit Entry
Leon and his gang faced Florida Man in that giant yellow wasteland that the Tankman Shorts take place in. While Leon at first panicked due to Florida Man’s sheer size, all it took was Danny’s suggestion of eating him for Leon to easily take Florida Man out. (though it gave him very bad diarrhea.)
- Round 1 - Leon vs. Diesel Junkie (WON)
- Round 2 - Leon vs. ???
- Round 3 - Leon vs.
Relationships
- Null Stars - BUDDIES!!!
- Melody - One of the first people Leon met when he actually joined CR4B, so they’re very close.
- Gretchen - He hangs out with her often too, Mainly ‘cause her Apple Pies are absolutely Marvelous.
- Fluxxo - He does not understand him at all and probably never will.
- Head Inspector - Highly creeped out by him.
- Marv - Became Buddies after literally Slamming into him. (‘cause Gretchen)
- Giggles - Good Friends, though Dilly is terrified of him.
- Zehya - Nearly Tried to kill him, so he doesn’t like her very much.
- Ivo - Literally his favorite person in CRAB, bar none. (In his own words: “I Like Him, He’s Silly!”)
- Clovis - Blegh
Life Within CRAB
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Leon hails from Rockywood, a Land filled with talking animals just like him. Raised by two Dinosaurs after a Stork carelessly left him on their porch, Leon’s life would be relatively stagnant until one fateful day, when he fell into the “Intellectuals” Secret Base. Ted, needing someone to do all of the gang’s menial labor, signed Leon up, and the rest is History!
Gallery
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Trivia
- Leon has an Armadillo sister named Dilly who’s terrified of basically everything. Her being hurt or killed is one of the only things that could ever make him genuinely angry.
- Leon has a Dewlap, but he rarely ever shows it.
- Leon’s middle name is a reference to Casper the Chameleon from 64 Zoo Lane.
- He’s never managed to fully clean the Blood of Zehya’s thigh-exploded head off of his face.
- Leon once accidentally Walked into the Sex Room and, In one of their very few moments of mutual respect, Got Clovis to mind wipe him of the last Half-Hour so he’d never have to think about it again.
- According to Dizzy he’s “Very Hideable”. (whatever that means)
- When You Face Leon, YOU FACE LEGION.
- Leon is part of CRAB Tournament Homestar Runner Roleplaying Club, along with Gretchen, Berno, Jugglejack, Fluxxo, Gilroy and Clovis. Leon roleplays as Strong Sad, and also acts as the leader and organizer for the Club.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Leonard “Leon” Lizard (revision 2061, 2025-07-30; by FlabbandBabbles)
Pictures: uploaded to the wiki by FlabbandBabbles
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
