No'e
ZAMN SHE 16?!
Field Value Full Name No’e Alias Gender Female Age 16 World World in the Waves Occupation Island Guardian Status Alive (returned home) Role Headliner, Participant Team The Cleanup Crew Edition Crab 1 Creator GoodDraws
Gotta kick ass!!
No’e is a participant of Crab 1, as headliner and leader of her team, the Clean-Up Crew. She is a fighting-fag young girl from a sea world who has water related power as the Champion of the Water Scale.
Appearance
Personality
Headstrong and spunky, No’e is an island guardian with an ego to match. While her skills easily commanded respect, she often did not respond well to critique. She is impulsive and enjoys proving herself. She also likes strong handsome men and fancies meeting one. She met Janny instead.
Powers and Abilities
In her quite successful role as island guardian, No’e possesses stellar combat skills that allow her to beat opponents twice her size. She’s a capable spear-wielder and has water manipulation abilities, being able to shoot a blast of water from her mouth, this due to the Scale of Water which also grants her some degree of superhuman fitness and agility.
Background
History
Recruitment
No’e found a message in a bottle lying in the sea pointed out by her turtle friend. Excited, she opened it - and by doing so allowed the Gamemaster to kidnap her.
Hosted on Imgur, “Crab 1 Introduction - Noe”.
Round 1
No’e and Larkspur (lost, entry) vs Linda May Lieu and Terriful (won, entry, part 2) in Dance. Match page: C1 R1 - No’e and Larkspur vs Linda and Terriful
In No’e and Larkspur’s reality, Berbie declared it was dance time and formed the teams. Although initially excited, No’e was down due to being paired with Larkspur whom she assumed to be an old man. However seeing the rest of her team he noted it could have been worse. Nonetheless she encouraged herself saying they had to kick ass and told Larkspur to not fall behind, to which he replied sure. They both appeared then in gala and danced for the crowds.
In Linda and Terriful’s canon reality, Joseph and the team wondered where Linda and Terriful were as they hadn’t seen them for a while, and they both burst through the door prepared. Linda said if Terriful fucked up she would neuter him and he replied he had never been this ready. A dancing number then began which honestly exceeds the tournament by far too much, with No’e watching scornful and the other Crabs, Berlo, and the Gamemaster vibing to it. In the end even Larkspur was vibing and No’e was shocked. Terriful launched Linda upwards and Wietse noted to Berbie that Linda, usually a cranky lady, was filled with optimism and smiles, the vibe shift so great it made the bird faint. The vibe shift was in fact so strong that the Gamemaster told Berlo to stop dancing as he had felt a disturbance in the cosmic order - lightning struck the flying dome where they danced and Bodycount was sucked from within the airlocks to the outside space.
Round 2
Justin Franciscus Willemsma and No’e (lost, entry) vs Joseph Pryde and Conqueror (won, entry) in Main Dish. Match page: C1 R2 - Justin and No’e vs Joseph and Conqueror
In Justin and No’e’s reality, she asked him what they would cook and Justin said they would make fries with fried ham slices and corn salad, which was what they could make with what Nova had brought them. No’e doubted fries were a good choice but Justin convinced her with his confidence. He then peeled and cut the potatoes, fried the ham and cooked the corn, and with her powers No’e cooled the fries. Mooma was excited to try it but behind her back Berbie and Wietse wondered why Justin would make fries. In the end, Mooma found them delicious, and Berbie and Wietse approved with less enthusiasm, Wietse noting he did not like the sauce. Later No’e tried some leftover fries and was thoroughly pleased.
In Joseph and Conqueror’s canon reality, Conqueror noted he had never seen those ingredients in his life, and Joseph confused pointed out that was a tomato. Fascinated Conqueror asked if he knew the ingredients and the man said he was a cook. Conqueror then gave a grand speech about Joseph letting his ambitions take them out of these circumstances and change the world, and the pizza boy was confused. He began giving instructions to Conqueror but Conqueror did not know the terms for the foods, so Joseph told him to follow his lead. And so they began cooking with the ingredients provided by Taya and Asha and Conqueror declared he had made a pizza (with help). The jury Mooma liked it, Wietse complained the pizza had carrots and an exhausted Joseph said he just wanted to go home as he returned to his team with the victory.
Round 3
No’e (lost) vs Emily (won, entry). Match page: C1 R3 - No’e vs Emily
In Emily’s only and canon reality, the fight began and soon No’e threw herself at the robot girl, trying to hit her with her spear. Emily dodged as No’e broke the arena, and she kept running in circles and avoiding her opponent, seemingly panicked. No’e stopped then and told Emily she knew the robot did not want to fight but that to survive was to do sometimes things one did not want, like hurting others. Although saddened, Emily ended up agreeing, and she then instantly blasted No’e in the face with her laser cannon, defeating her and looking upset as she was declared the winner.
After Crab 1
After Pryde Pizza’s wish, No’e went safely back to her world, along with the other contestants of Crab 1.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
As a voted headliner of Crab 1 (along with Linda, Asha and Justin), No’e was the team captain for the Cleanup Crew. She showed some of that prowess and charge for her Round 1 team-up with Larkspur. But, as the tournament went on, not much of No’e’s participation was to be noticed.
Ultimately she apparently lost her will to fight and just provoked Emily who BTFO’d her the FUCK out with precision you never seen before in this crab, mark my fucking words.
No’e had a sexual encounter with Janny (it’s legal in the Bucket). From there an unfortunate child called Tubby was born which neither really recognizes.
In Crab 2 she was seduced by Louis from Team Manarchy which broke Janny’s heart. However this let him meet Vivian so it was a happy ending for everyone.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- Her whole hair is in the shape of a bait.
- She smells like a turtle.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, No’e (revision 1632, 2025-02-01; by Fresbi)
Pictures: Noe.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators

















