Outtake
Can you zap me to death?
Outtake is a participant of the Second Crab Tournament, joining the F-Slurs. He is an immortal experiment in constant agony who cannot die.
Appearance
Personality
He is depressed and wants to die. Also sometimes does things out of impulse.
Powers and Abilities
He cannot fight for shit but he is absurdly durable and it’s almost impossible to kill him.
Background
History
Round 1
Akio and Amable (lost, entry) vs Outtake and Bear (won, entry) in Tug Of War. Match page: C2 R1 - Akio and Amable vs Outtake and Bear
In Outtake’s canon reality, he easily lost but then cried so much his tears blew Akio away. In Bear’s canon reality, he devised two plans to win, one to put a mirror so that Manarchy also thinks they are hunks, another to create a system of levers with the rope. However he did the math wrong and in the end the rope just broke, luckily to their side. Despite the obvious cheating and them ending up badly hurt from it, the Gamemaster approved it. In Akio and Amable’s reality, they pulled the rope, but from the effort one of Akio’s balls was exposed under his Naruto shorts. This distracted Outtake who tripped over Bear and lost.
Round 2
Femboy Elf (lost) vs Outtake (won, entry) in Dating. Match page: C2 R2 - Femboy Elf vs Outtake
Both took the gender changing potion becoming girls.
In Outtake’s canon reality, the GM tricked him into drinking the potion telling him it would kill him, then sent him to a date. Outtake responded to flirting by describing a way to kill himself. His constant suicidal dialogue upset Femboy Elf’s own date, who proceeded to leave the place. Outtake’s date instead went mad and started cannibalizing her.
Round 3
Merachne (won, entry) vs Outtake (lost, entry). Match page: C2 R3 - Merachne vs Outtake
In Merachne’s canon reality, Outtake asked to die. Merachne rejected it, as it would accomplish Outtake’s dream but wouldn’t grant him the victory he wanted. They then stared at each other for apparently a millennium, with most spectators dying in the wait. Tired of that, Gamemaster ordered them to fight, so Merachne killed Outtake with one touch. In Outtake’s reality, Merachne gave him a gun to kill himself but he accidentally shot Merachne. Merachne tried to stab him and behead him but Outtake kept coming back. In the end Merachne lunged at him but crashed against a wall and out of the arena, losing.
After Crab 2
Outtake was finally dead due to Merachne so he didn’t experience Eternal Crab.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He at least once or twice got classes from Penelope.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He has no genitals.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Outtake (revision 2510, 2026-05-27; by ArkAngal, Fresbi)
Pictures: Outtake.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
