Akio
Isn’t he cute? You better believe it!
Field Value Full Name Akio Alias Gender Male Age Unknown World The Legend of Akio Occupation Fucker of Your Mom Status Role Participant Team Total Manarchy Edition Crab 2 Creator
Because I believe, I can be anything!
Akio is a participant of the Second Crab Tournament, as one of the core members of Team Manarchy. A wannabe Samurai from Mexico, he wanders wooing spirits and having fun, empowered by his own belief in himself.
Appearance
Personality
Akio is an optimistic, wannabe samurai. At his weakest, he is a role-playing idiot who wields a decorative sword enchanted with power lent to him by his fire-breathing rooster spirit guide, Tuco, barely scraping by with hard work and the luck of the devil. At his strongest, he is a God that wields the metaphysical power of belief.
He is generally relaxed and well natured. He is also a flirt who sleeps with all sorts of women and men, both human and monsters, and has a harem of monster girls willing to fight for him he gained alongside the tournament.
Powers and Abilities
The power of Believing. The Power of Believing allows Akio to warp reality, initially at minor scale such as empowering his luck. In the final round however, awakening the power truly ascends him at the level of a god, able to warp reality to his will out of the pure conviction he holds.
Fire powers granted by his Spirit Guide, Tuco, in order to exorcise spiritual beings and completely erase the existence of evil. Akio is as well able to fight with his katana.
Background
History
Video Links
Intro
Round 1
Akio and Amable (lost, entry) vs Outtake and Bear (won, entry) in Tug Of War. Match page: C2 R1 - Akio and Amable vs Outtake and Bear
In Outtake’s canon reality, he easily lost but then cried so much his tears blew Akio away. In Bear’s canon reality, he devised two plans to win, one to put a mirror so that Manarchy also thinks they are hunks, another to create a system of levers with the rope. However he did the math wrong and in the end the rope just broke, luckily to their side. Despite the obvious cheating and them ending up badly hurt from it, the Gamemaster approved it. In Akio and Amable’s reality, they pulled the rope, but from the effort one of Akio’s balls was exposed under his Naruto shorts. This distracted Outtake who tripped over Bear and lost.
Round 2
Princess Athena “Dex” Dexterity (unknown) vs Akio (won, entry) in Catacombs. Match page: C2 R2 - Dex vs Akio
On Round 2, Dexterity used the wizard hat, while Akio became a slightly older version.
Dex and Akio went into the catacombs. In the canon timeline, Akio entered with Dex, who got scared away. He however noticed all the monsters in the catacombs were hot girls and so he seduced them, ending up tied up in a BDSM scene. In Dexterity’s timeline, she was baffled by his relaxed attitude and wanted to go away. They asked each other powers and he introduced his fire, his desire to bang ghosts, and his katana, almost slashing the French tour guide.
Round 3
Balkari (won, entry) vs Akio (lost, entry). Match page: C2 R3 - Balkari vs Akio
(Technically both forfeited).
In Round 3, Balkari faced Akio, who reminded her of the person who caused (according to her) her depression. In the canon timeline, an enraged Balkari was stopped by the remaining Manarchy members to keep attacking Akio, after which a great fight ensued between Balkari and every other Crab member outside of her team (and Scrimblo, whom she dared not to attack). Balkari ultimately managed to defeat every other contestant, although she went down in the process from her wounds. After talking with Akio and being encouraged to believe in being better, she lost her motivation to keep fighting and quit the match. In Akio’s return timeline, an enraged Balkari began pummeling Akio, who activated the power of BELIEVE in order to break her ego and take away her powers. Though Akio seemingly forgave her crimes, his monster girlfriends did not and beat her up.
After Crab 2
Akio retired from CRAB. He likely spent Eternal Crab banging his girlfriend Lustless.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He was mainly close with the core Manarchy, Alexis, him and Louis.
He had a relationship with Lustless, who became his girlfriend. They were hyper sweet with each other.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- Akio was the first crab to obtain a girlfriend, Lustless, after grabbing her boob during Round 0. Their relationship would quickly develop into a tournament-wide story of true love in the most unlikely of places.
- In his Round 2 entry, “Bustin’,” Akio has sex with ghosts instead of slaying them because according to his doujinverse, ghosts are attracted to the power of his rooster spirit guide. They quite literally want his “cock.”
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Akio (revision 2435, 2026-05-23; by BriBriMeese, Fresbi)
Pictures: Akio.png, uploaded to the wiki by BriBriMeese
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
