Balkari
Drunk World Hazard
Field Value Full Name Balkari Alias Gender Female Age 600-800 World Yokai!Earth Occupation Wandering Demon Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team Tea Party Edition Crab 2 Creator
Get it into your heads! I'll beat up ALL OF YOU! COME AND GET ME IF YOU CAN!!
Balkari is a participant of the second Crab Tournament, as a member of Team Tea Party. A tiger demon girl of world-shattering strength, she is also a depressive drunkard who wanders causing destruction by accident and problems for everyone.
Appearance
Personality
Balkari is perpetually depressive, preferring to ignore her problems and sleep most of the day. Coming from her demonic soul, she is often propense to inadvertently cause harm to others, which turns her even more depressive. Balkari is known to find refuge in drinking, of which she is dependant to stay content. When faced with a difficulty, she will often just ignore it or overcome it with her overbearing strength.
Balkari can however become increasingly agitated or fierce if challenged with the concept of losing a battle, after which you can be certain she will showcase her power. Much of this however is merely a mechanism born from the nature of the demon inside her, which was created by a desire to never lose.
She is an idiot, cannot read and must be pushed to do effort. She considers the world her oyster - no house is from anyone because they would not be strong enough to defend it from her, things are just there to be taken. However despite these attitudes of her she never truly means wrong to others and she grows to like her team and some other Crabs.
Powers and Abilities
Balkari is, at base level, one of the physically strongest Crab contestants, with her full potential already unlocked since the start of the tournament thanks to the nature of her abilities. The tiger-demon is powerful enough to shake continents or to destroy an entire planet with enough blows - she can decimate towns using her braid, and will instantly master any kind of fighting style upon seeing it once. Balkari is also able to roar at loud enough volumes to disperse matter, jump high enough to bypass a mountain, and was said to turn other demons into mist with a single punch just from the sheer force exerted onto them, by using a technique that stops shock from traveling outside of her target.
She is, however, not particularly bright, unable to read, and propense to emotional lows that leave her completely unmotivated to do anything outside of sleeping or drinking. Although she is incredibly resistant to damage, she also still requires air to breathe and is light enough to be easily launched by other contestants.
Background
History
Recruitment
Balkari met her team, and agreed with Amy they seemed lousy seeing how excited the others were to win.
Round 1
Maiden 4 (lost, entry) vs Balkari (won, entry) in Parkour. Match page: C2 R1 - Maiden 4 vs Balkari
Balkari competed in parkour against Maiden 4. In Maiden 4’s timeline, the assassin exploited Balkari’s lack of wits to win by creating a fake of herself with her mass, distracting the demon for enough time to rush past her to the finish line. In Balkari’s canon timeline, Balkari went asleep at first, before jumping over the entire arena in order to pass Maiden 4. After Maiden 4 launched her away, Balkari flipped the arena to have her opponent fall and win, then using Maiden 4’s help launched herself to the falling arena and pulverized it before it crushed the other contestants.
Maiden 4 would come to take revenge from this defeat by winning a “Who is hotter?” poll later in the tournament.
Round 2
Balkari (won, entry) vs Carolyn (lost, entry) in Drinking. Match page: C2 R2 - Balkari vs Carolyn
Balkari (de-aged to her human self) faced Carolyn (aged to her milf self) in a drinking contest. In Carolyn’s timeline, Balkari inevitably lost to Carolyn’s infinite facehole. In Balkari’s canon timeline, Carolyn pretended to be defeated in order to give the young girl the victory and stopping her from drinking. It was later revealed Bear had only been serving her apple juice. Both realities coincided in Carolyn carrying an asleep Balkari away.
A young human Balkari and Carolyn converse.
After the round, Balkari woke up in Carolyn’s house, where she bid the Eldritch adieu and good luck in her round. She pretended to not remember anything about the other night - in reality, having been turned into her young human self had given her back her memories of her time as a human and everything she had lost.
Round 3
Balkari (won, entry) vs Akio (lost, entry). Match page: C2 R3 - Balkari vs Akio
(Technically both forfeited).
In Round 3, Balkari faced Akio, who reminded her of the person who caused (according to her) her depression. In the canon timeline, an enraged Balkari was stopped by the remaining Manarchy members to keep attacking Akio, after which a great fight ensued between Balkari and every other Crab member outside of her team (and Scrimblo, whom she dared not to attack). Balkari ultimately managed to defeat every other contestant, although she went down in the process from her wounds. After talking with Akio and being encouraged to believe in being better, she lost her motivation to keep fighting and quit the match. In Akio’s return timeline, an enraged Balkari began pummeling Akio, who activated the power of BELIEVE in order to break her ego and take away her powers. Though Akio seemingly forgave her crimes, his monster girlfriends did not and beat her up.
After Crab 2
Balkari became trapped in the Bucket under Chadwick’s rule, forced to live CRAB after CRAB. However, she thrived there. Although her tiger demon had been absorbed by the Gamemaster, she made a deal with several demon Crabs (Boberon, Merachne, Paulus, Amy) who did not want to endure the Bucket and absorbed their souls into herself, coming to terms with her witch heritage. Taking Penelope’s mantle, she led then the rest of her faction and constantly pestered the Chads stronghold with attacks.
She mostly lived at Dex and Ormand’s house, uninvited. She had a kid with Kevin (yes) whom both raised in a divorced-parents way although they occasionally met each other. She quit drinking and began learning to read - her situation kept her active and motivated.
After Crab 3, Balkari was returned to her world again without memories of CRAB. Although depressive at first, what to her seemed to be a long dream motivated her to find peace in her life.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
She was depressed and her team had to push her to bathe, which she hated.
She was friends with Dex, respected Penelope and called her glorious leader, and got along with Amy a lot - especially after they shared a body. She got along with Pauline and Tammy as well.
Saw Carolyn as a bit of a mother figure she never had. Don’t ask.
Raped Kevin one rare night of heat - since he could regenerate he could survive the event.
Because of Akio reminding her of a certain someone, she wanted to beat him up. She recovered her memories of being human during Round 2 which made her lash out against everyone in the end.
Balkari thought Chadwick was a bastard who had to be put down. She got along with Leuca and they trained together. She treated Jed as an enemy even after he defected from the Chads because she kept forgetting. She thought Vivian was a bitch. She liked Alaisa. Found Dragon Lady annoying.
Ormand had a crush on her at first, but she never noticed and thought he was weak or gay.
Did not remember most other Crabs because she is an alcoholic moron.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- Her favorite drinks are vodka and sake but she will drink anything with alcohol.
- Balkari believes movies are real, the reason why she destroyed Penelope’s television during a Tea Party movie night.
- Balkari will jump at her limit speed if faced with a cucumber.
- The stripes on her body are demon-marks showing the union with her tiger-demon. They happen to match the wounds she got as a young girl when being punished for stealing.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Balkari (revision 2585, 2026-06-04; by Fresbi)
Pictures: uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
