Magai
“Ma’am.”
Field Value Full Name Magai Alias Gender Male Age Over 20 World Magic World Occupation Psychology College Graduate Status Alive Role Participant Team Juan Freaky Freakers, then Ultraviolent Edition Crab 3 Creator
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Magai is a participant of Crab 3, as part of the Juan Freaky Freakers. He is a semen stain left untouched for too long by a Life Wizard, which in turn gained sentience and life on its own. Only high end concepts on this tournament.
Appearance
Personality
Magai prefers to present himself as a stoic, due to having read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius in college - and even though he is perfectly capable to, he chooses not to speak due to being influenced by Nietzsche’s readings. He shows a compassionate nature, siring a family, helping Gouda through her struggles, or even achieving victory on battle through pacifistic means, like goading his enemy into a ring out.
Powers and Abilities
Magai can freely shapeshift, although he prefers to remain of a small size, developing size and musculature as he requires. His semen body is also incredibly resistant to damage, being able to tank hits from Godefroy, and quickly regenerate from the flower sisters portal attacks. He is able to grow so big as to completely wrap the Bucket with his presence, or large enough to encompass Godefroy in such a way that it seems he floated in a sea of white. However, heat-based attacks can dry and damage him.
He is an avid reader and enjoyer of philosophy, and remains always calm and in control of his emotions.
Background
History
Recruitment
Kevin was sent to scout Magai, who was in his small form. He stepped over it, but Magai then suddenly grew like a whip, hitting him, before taking on a taller, muscular form and knocking out the frog with one punch.
Round 1
Magai (lost, entry) vs Godefroy Des Ètoiles (won, entry) in Assassinate The Target. Match page: C3 R1 - Magai vs Godefroy
In Centuria, Magai joined the Brotherhood of Shadows, while Godefroy was part of the Horde.
In Magai’s reality, Godefroy awakened surrounded by white liquid, barely recalling how he got there. Using his helmet to stop the pressure on his head, he remembered having been in a match, celebrating his victory before hearing his fans scream and noticing Magai hanging from the ceiling above him. He tried to punch the semen creature, but it was like hitting rubber, and soon saw himself enveloped by it. Using his nuclear powers to burn Magai around him, Godefroy struggled against the enveloping monster and managed to rip himself out, screaming and using his energy to burn Magai - although he ultimately won, he felt frustrated over beating Magai in such a way and screamed in anguish.
In Godefroy’s canon reality, Godefroy flew to the Capital to face the Emperor’s son, who was aided by Magai as an envoy. Introducing himself and challenging the man to battle for his throne and easily stopping his bodyguard attacks, Godefroy gave the Emperor’s son four days to prepare - however, due to being sickly, the man had no chance of accepting his challenge, so he sent Magai to kill Godefroy before that day. As Magai attempted to assassinate the Frenchman, he found that his form was solidified by Godefroy’s heat which dried him, and promptly escaped. Spending the night at a hotel, as he conversed with a partner in the darkness, Magai attempted a second assault, but once again was dried by Godefroy’s nuclear energy and escaped. The next day, Godefroy went to Teresa for healing on his face due to the scars left by Magai’s attempts, and got a hello kitty bandaid. Eventually, the match began, with Godefroy presenting himself carrying the Coronation medallion, making the match officially one for the throne. With Magai assisting from above trying to kill Godefroy, a vicious fight ensued between the son and the Frenchman: ultimately, Godefroy defeated Magai and decapitated the Emperor’s Son with a kick, raining blood all around him. With Magai guiding the crowd to kill him, Godefroy began running away, crashing into Teresa’s room and taking her with him and escaping through the window. Having been promised books to pay for his job (of manipulating the events) Magai felt disappointed they weren’t the ones he wanted and decided to confront his brotherhood handlers - while Godefroy and Teresa successfully escaped.
Round 2
Magai (won, entry) vs Gouda Beemster (lost) in Konbini. Match page: C3 R2 - Magai vs Gouda
Having drunk the kemono potion (turning into a human girl) Gouda faced Magai (who took the gender-change potion or the anime/saiyan potion in his own reality) in a convenience store.
In Gouda’s reality, she was kicked out by Wietse for lazing around and wasting time having sex with Florida Man. Gouda encountered the Gamemaster who turned her human for attempting to suck his dick and threw her into Japan, where she started having a lot of sex. Gouda encountered a kombini where Magai was working, but could not find a way to get past the glass door, so Magai opened for her. Then, three people entered the store and, believing them to be thugs, Gouda murdered them, much to the bafflement of her opponent and the Gamemaster since they were just larping store regulars.
In Magai’s canon reality, Gouda lived in Japan working on a kombini, where Magai frequented, entertaining regulars while dressed as a rat. She complained day after day about her woes to the mute, listening Magai - her boss complaints, her ugliness, her job- and he comforted her. As their friendship developed, Gouda and Magai began drinking together, with him even having to somehow call a cab to take her home after she got too drunk - in the end, both became good friends.
After the Freaker’s disbandment, Magai joined Ultraviolent, scouted on the interest of Tredecima.
Round 3
Magai (won, entry) vs Rosie and Violet Mayeflowe (lost, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Magai vs Rosie and Violet
In Rosie and Violet’s reality the Sisters were transported to the arena and were surprised to see many spectators from CRAB or even other universes. They faced Magai who was described as a powerful shapeshifting finger. 4kids eat your heart out. Magai seemed disappointed his opponents were talking flowers and Violet noted the hypocrisy. He explained they would have to battle and Violet told him to hurry it up, when the battle began, they quickly rang him out with a surprise flower attack that launched him upwards.
In Magai’s canon reality, the duo was shocked to see a house in the arena, and when they attempted a surprise attack inside, found Magai enjoying lunch with a whole family he brought to the Bucket. Appalled about the ridiculousness of it, Violet asked why would he do that or if he even knew what was at stake, but Magai’s daughter responded they were waiting for all the other fights to conclude. Violet attacked, but Magai covered his daughter from the blast, losing an arm. Asking Violet to retreat, Rosie realized the house’s door had disappeared, and Magai’s family happily left to leave the father to battle the girls, though Rosie followed them to their refuge asking to talk. With Magai grabbing Rosie, an enraged Violet decided to teleport the Bucket itself, the arena, outside of Magai, first rescuing her sister from him - however as she attempted this, Rosie teleported them away without bringing the arena, causing them to be out of bounds, with Magai and his family waving at them. Realizing they had lost, both sisters shared a solemn embrace and declared their love for each other.
After Crab 3
After Brat Pack’s victory, Magai is only seen in Kome’s epilogue happily hanging out with Gouda.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
Numerous “Magai Balls” were produced by him and turned into weapons with Overkill’s expertise - those were handed to the rebellion to be used as a surprise last resort.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- His favorite band is Fountains of Wayne, he loves jazz and pop-rock.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Magai (revision 1477, 2025-01-24; by Fresbi, Kro MAGNON)
Pictures: Magai.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
