Godefroy Des Ètoiles
Wrestler Nuclear French Knight
Field Value Full Name Godefroy Des Ètoiles Alias Gender Male Age Unknown World France Occupation Wrestler Status Alive (returned home) Role Participant Team Ultraviolent Edition Crab 3 Creator
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Godefroy Des Ètoiles is a participant of Crab 3, working for Team Ultraviolent. A wrestler knight with a powerful nuclear reactor built inside him, he spends his life being an obnoxious French asshole and dominating opponents in the ring and outside of it.
Appearance
Personality
Godefroy is French. He hates the Brits and he is very opinionated but also inconsistent, full of chaotic energy. Although outside the ring he is laid back he is always generally brass and loud and will go into rooms by breaking walls because doors are for faggots. He enjoys being the center of attention, wine and women, hon hon hon.
After his teammate and lover Teresa died, Godefroy broke into a deep depression which the other Ultraviolent members couldn’t get him off from. He spent most of the CRAB Tournament screaming TEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and moping and that overrode most of his personality. By Round 2, he at least managed to find in the memory of Teresa enough motivation to keep fighting, however the delusions of being with her kept growing in his head to the point he was fully dreaming of Teresa after Yuna beat his ass.
He got along really well with his teammates as they are all violent and deranged like him and is shown to be friendly to Sae, Pe’le and Tredecima. He also shared with Victory Man being a fightfag.
Powers and Abilities
Godefroy is a skilled wrestler and showman, who can easily grab the attention. He proved his might multiple times - can beat up men with ease, crash through walls, and other feats. His main ability is to emit nuclear heat from the reactor inside him, allowing him to burn everyone around him. The energy within is almost endless, and it is however difficult for him to control eventually burning up his own body, so he prefers to rely on his own skills than to use this power unless necessary.
In the final round, he achieved a perfect fusion form allowing him access to the full power of the sun. He could then perform some dragon-ball z like feats, flying, and shooting massive bursts of nuclear power and to burn everything around him. However overuse of the power can burn him to a crisp so he must remain careful when using this form.
He knows swordplay and practices all sorts of sports.
Background
History
Round 1
Magai (lost, entry) vs Godefroy Des Ètoiles (won, entry) in Assassinate The Target. Match page: C3 R1 - Magai vs Godefroy
In Centuria, Magai joined the Brotherhood of Shadows, while Godefroy was part of the Horde.
In Magai’s reality, Godefroy awakened surrounded by white liquid, barely recalling how he got there. Using his helmet to stop the pressure on his head, he remembered having been in a match, celebrating his victory before hearing his fans scream and noticing Magai hanging from the ceiling above him. He tried to punch the semen creature, but it was like hitting rubber, and soon saw himself enveloped by it. Using his nuclear powers to burn Magai around him, Godefroy struggled against the enveloping monster and managed to rip himself out, screaming and using his energy to burn Magai - although he ultimately won, he felt frustrated over beating Magai in such a way and screamed in anguish.
In Godefroy’s canon reality, Godefroy flew to the Capital to face the Emperor’s son, who was aided by Magai as an envoy. Introducing himself and challenging the man to battle for his throne and easily stopping his bodyguard attacks, Godefroy gave the Emperor’s son four days to prepare - however, due to being sickly, the man had no chance of accepting his challenge, so he sent Magai to kill Godefroy before that day. As Magai attempted to assassinate the Frenchman, he found that his form was solidified by Godefroy’s heat which dried him, and promptly escaped. Spending the night at a hotel, as he conversed with a partner in the darkness, Magai attempted a second assault, but once again was dried by Godefroy’s nuclear energy and escaped. The next day, Godefroy went to Teresa for healing on his face due to the self-inflicted scars during Magai’s attempts, and got a hello kitty bandaid. Eventually, the match began, with Godefroy presenting himself carrying the Coronation medallion, making the match officially one for the throne. With Magai assisting from above trying to kill Godefroy, a vicious fight ensued between the son and the Frenchman: ultimately, Godefroy defeated Magai and decapitated the Emperor’s Son with a kick, raining blood all around him. With Magai guiding the crowd to kill him, Godefroy began running away, crashing into Teresa’s room and taking her with him and escaping through the window. Having been promised books to pay for his job (of manipulating the events) Magai felt disappointed they weren’t the ones he wanted and decided to confront his brotherhood handlers - while Godefroy and Teresa successfully escaped.
Round 2
Boxing Wizard (lost, entry) vs Godefroy Des Ètoiles (won, entry) in Shinkansen. Match page: C3 R2 - Boxing Wizard vs Godefroy
Having drunk the kemono potion (turning into a horse) Godefroy faced a seemingly unchanged wizard who took the aging potion.
In the Boxing Wizard’s reality, both encountered each other at the train, and the Wizard opened by punching Godefroy several times in his chest. Godefroy took out his kemono potion, but the Wizard exploded it with another punch and hit the Frenchman hard enough to send him flying. However, for the first time after that the Boxing Wizard raised his guard, seemingly wary as light emerged from where Godefroy had fallen.
In Godefroy’s canon reality, Godefroy was sitting on the train, reminiscing of his adventures, when the thoughts were interrupted by the memory of his first wife, which turned him to tears. Distracted then by the Wizard appearing and training his boxing in the wagon, Godefroy observed the attitude was similar to how she trained her magic for fun, living for herself. With the decision to live for himself then, he prepared to face the enemy for fun as well.
Round 3
Yuna (won, entry) vs Godefroy Des Ètoiles (lost, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Yuna vs Godefroy
In Godefroy’s reality, a savage battle was ensuing, exchanging punches, then Godefroy kicking a table to Runa who returned it to him with her telekinesis before he broke it. Runa happily told Godefroy he could keep punching her, it would not bring Teresa back - this angered the Frenchman enough to transform into her sun form, and teleported behind the toa, doing a series of attacks that launched her up in the sky, then appearing above and pulling a mighty lariat all the way to the ground. Victorious and burned, Godefroy was met by Sae and Tredecima who highfived him and congratulated his victory, then Teresa who hugged him and told him he was dumb for risking his body that way. It was shown in the end he had been soundly knocked out at some point by Runa, and was just hallucinating in his sleep.
In Yuna’s canon reality, Yuna was meditating as Runa tried to convince her to put on the mask, promising her back her power and violence. Though hesitant, Runa argued everyone would be erased if she didn’t win, so Yuna ultimately acceded to let her out, switching masks just as Evelin walked in and watched in shock. Later then the fight began, Tenebris introducing Runa and then Godefroy, before Godefroy told him to shut up and snatched the microphone to introduce himself and challenge his opponent to a friday night funky battle. They danced to the beat, until Runa got tired and used telekinesis to give Godefroy testicular torsion, making him drop to the ground in pain. Furious, Godefroy flew and began blasting Runa with several fire attacks, which she stopped with one hand, then Runa also flew towards her opponent, dodging more and more blasts. An incredibly quick exchange of blows ensued through the sky, Godefroy powered up, and threw an enormous nuclear beam attack, to which Runa responded with her own massive energy attack, both beams collapsing dragon ball style. Runa then appeared herself behind the Frenchman, and attacked him from the back, knocking him out and defeating him, Godefroy landing on the ground unconscious.
After Crab 3
After the tournament ended, Godefroy was returned to his world. He is seen in Kome’s epilogue hanging with Janitor and J who seem nonplussed about his presence. It is unknown if he even asked the Bratheon to bring TEEEREEEEESAAAA back but it seems unlikely.
Relationships
Life Within CRAB
He met TEREEEEESAAAAAA and bullied her and they became a couple, then she died.
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- He is a clean freak and extremely self conscious of his hygiene.
- Went from hyper to flat enjoyer.
- Had he won, his wish was to bring Teresa back to life.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Godefroy Des Ètoiles (revision 1959, 2025-02-26; by SireForseti, Fresbi)
Pictures: God.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
