Illwill
Field Value Full Name Illwill Alias Gender Age World Occupation Status Role Participant (Crab 4, Crab 5) Team VII: The Chariot (Crab 4); Cat Summer (Crab 5) Edition Crab 4, Crab 5 Creator
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Illwill is a participant of Crab 4 and Crab 5. He was a member of Team VII: The Chariot in Crab 4 as Ana’s sidekick and was a member of Cat Summer in Crab 5. He is a living doll who would eventually grow into a insect-like humanoid.
Appearance
In Crab 4, he takes the form of a small clown doll with a purple jester’s hat adorned with bells, a purple vest, and a flowing light purple garment. His skin is pale blue and he has a red eye.
In Crab 5, he is an adult male with a pale face, a black carapace body with gray underbelly, and a 6’8”, slender, toned figure. He has long black hair, a pointy nose, black eyes, and a black jaw. He wears a long tattered cape, which is stained blue from his own blood, boots, black underwear, and an APEX self-delete collar around his neck in the event he disobeys CRAB protocol.
As Cat Summer’s cabana boy, he wears and unbuttoned blue Hawaiian shirt, a Sisyphus branded blue speedo, and black sunglasses.
Personality
Illwill is cold and calculated, often keeping relationships at arms length. Post-Crab 4, he sees people as nothing but tools to complete his goals or obstacles to overcome. Despite this, he still holds his former companion Ana dearly, is still supportive of his C.U.M. Alliance brethren, and has grown to like his Cat Summer teammates.
Powers and Abilities
Illwill has segmented limbs that can separate into sharp insect like appendages for close range combat and a durable carapace exoskeleton that helps him withstand damage. He possesses a Saint’s Eye, an ancient artifact in his eye that can see hidden things.
Background
Pre Crab 4
Before arriving at the Bucket, he was part of an organization that sanctioned intelligent undead that perpetrated a zombie uprising.
A young Illwill took the form of a small doll based on an old cartoon show.
History
Crab 4
After Crab 4
Illwill is a prisoner of the Bucket following his participation in the C.U.M. Rebellion.
Pit Entry
Ana & Illwill (WON) versus Florida Man (LOSS)
Illwill defeats the Houndclops in a test performed by the Crab 4 staff.
Round 1: Egypt
Ana & Illwill (LOSS) versus Marox (WON)
Round 2: Germany
Ana & Illwill (WON) versus Jugglejack (LOSS)
Round 3: Bucket
Ana & Illwill (WON) versus Fishimote (LOSS)
Crab 5
Pit Entry
Illwill (WON) versus Houndclops (LOSS)
Illwill defeats the Houndclops in a test performed by the Crab 4 staff.
Round 1: Hell
Illwill (LOSS) versus Bucket (WON)
Canon
Bucket defeats Illwill.
Non-canon
Illwill defeats Bucket.
Following the Round 1 defeat, Illwill dropped from the competition, but stayed in Cancer’s Case as Cat Summer’s cabana boy. Following his duties with Cat Summer, he received an exhibition match against Trixxy Rabbit.
Role in CRAB
Illwill acted primarily as Ana’s sidekick in Crab 4. In Crab 5, his role was to bring a conclusion to the C.U.M. Rebellion story arc from the end of the previous CRAB.
Cameos
Round 3
Locket (canon): Illwill appears in the front rows of Locket and Edric’s wedding.
Side Stories
Cat Summer team comic (Locket): Illwill sits on the sofa being gripped by Illwill and watching pornography in the common area. She partakes in Locket’s stolen cookies.
Cat Summer team comic (Kabloouie): Illwill appears frightened in a dark room with 17ling behind him giving a devilish smile of ill intent.
Relationships
Friends
- Ana
- Locket in the Woods (Headliner)
- Doe Deerly (Teammate)
- 17ling (Teammate)
- Kabloouie (Teammate)
- Steel (Teammate)
- Admiral Pizza (Teammate)
- Cali
- Fluxxo (C.U.M. Alliance)
- Dizzy Rabbit (C.U.M. Alliance)
- Giggles (C.U.M. Alliance)
- Jugglejack (C.U.M. Alliance)
- Trixxy Rabbit (C.U.M. Alliance)
Enemies
- D.O.O.M.V.A.
- Maiden 4
- Debbie Winters
- DM
- G. Marion-ette
- Puppetmaster
- Bucket
Likes
- Ana
- 17ling
Life Within CRAB
Gallery
Gallery
Trivia
- Illwill is one of three Crab 4 characters to compete in Crab 5 as a contestant, along with Trixxy Rabbit and Admiral Pizza.
- Illwill is one of ten characters to go winless in Crab 5, along with Doe Deerly, 17ling, Jev, Mimi, Lotte, Bethany, Mystic Hand Natum, S.H.A.E., Flower the Ghost, and Trixxy Rabbit.
- Illwill is the basis for the :suswill: emoji.
Source
Text: CRAB WIKI, Illwill (revision 2682, 2026-10-17; by TheCittiverse)
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators
