Morgan O'Reilly


BBW Femme Fatale

FieldValue
Full NameMorgan O’Reilly
Alias
GenderFemale
Age22
WorldEarth (2418 AD/19 Years Post-War)
OccupationProfessional Thief
StatusAlive (returned home)
RoleParticipant
TeamStuffed Crust Crusaders
EditionCrab 3
Creator

Lets do some analysis, shall we? Figure out how I can scam these fuckers~

Morgan is a participant of Crab 3, as a member of the Stuffed Crust Crusaders. She is a playful professional thief and occasional assassin with a colony of nano-machines inserted within her body, which she uses for her career. She is the sister of Mike, a participant of the previous tournament.

Appearance

Personality

Morgan is a thrill seeker and an adrenaline junkie, constantly looking for new entertainment, challenges, boyfriends, anything to have fun with. She can be bratty and mean to strangers, but has a softer side she can develop for those she loves. Her moral compass is rather bleak.

Much of Morgan’s attitude is due to the nanites in her body, which have their own mind and make her seek excitement.

Powers and Abilities

Morgan was attuned to a colony of nanites as a child, being the only survivor of such experiment. The nanites have their own violent will and she struggles to keep them in control - if left unchecked, they would goad her into killing everyone around her.

She can freely manipulate the nanites to turn them into armor or weapons. They were hard enough to endure the blast of a double barreled shotgun at touch-range without any seeming harm to the user, and are malleable and malicious in attacking enemies. The nanites are shown to be affected by oil, and can both serve as eyes and ears for her.

By having the nanites reflect color around them, Morgan can wrap in them and become entirely invisible.

Background

History

Round 1

Rhea Nohoa and Monkshood (won, entry) vs Morgan O’Reilly (lost, entry) in Steal Documents. Match page: C3 R1 - Rhea and Monkshood vs Morgan O’Reilly

In Centuria, both Morgan and Rhea joined the Brotherhood of Shadows.

In Morgan’s reality, the girls sent Monkshood to steal the documents they needed from a tower, which he accomplished (and disgusted Morgan by talking). Morgan and the duo conversed and argued about what was natural or not as they snuck into the tower, with Morgan explaining her smoking habits were due to the nicotine calming the violent nanomachines in her body. In the end they dispatched the imperial guards and Morgan asked Rhea to watch over the door, handing her a gun, while she stole what they needed. However, it was all a ploy - Morgan stole everything, turned invisible and surprise attacked Rhea, knocking her out and locking her cat. She then left, leaving Rhea to take the fall for the heist.

In Rhea’s canon reality, Rhea took out the guards and awaited outside while Morgan and a distrusting Monkshood entered the tower. The documents they aimed to steal were orders of the empire to attack the everglades. Morgan used her nanites to stab Monkshood and left him bleeding, and escaped leaving the two behind to take the blame. Rhea caught up with her and attacked her in her half-wolf form, battling through the forest. Ultimately, Morgan got the upper hand, wrapping Rhea in her nanites - but they were both found by the imperial soldiers then. Surrounded, Luigi appeared and rescued Morgan, although she objected she could fight - when asked about the documents, she noticed they were gone and Luigi pointed out she had been tricked. It’s revealed then Monkshood had predicted the outcomes of Rhea killing or stealing the plans from Morgan, and asked Rhea to spare her and just humiliate her. Convincing the soldiers of being a crab agent of the Empire, Rhea got their assistance on delivering the plans wherever she wanted to.

Round 2

Mishka (won) vs Morgan O’Reilly (lost, entry) in Karaoke. Match page: C3 R2 - Mishka vs Morgan O’Reilly

Having drunk the kemono potion (turning into a snake cat girl now) Mishka faced Morgan in a Karaoke battle.

In Morgan’s reality, Morgan secured a swift victory through the use of the stand granted to her by her potion, Funky Dealer, allowing her to sing her choice to perfection.

In Mishka’s canon reality, a Mishka wandering alongside a drunk Sentimia and Frankie was confronted by Davok, who tried to kill the monster-girl. Being affected by Sentimia’s alcoholism empathy-wave (alcohol stank), Davok dropped drunk, and a disapproving Morgan chose instead to solve the crab battle through karaoke. Using Funky Dealer to pick the best songs to herself Morgan began by singing Metal Gear songs - Sentimia, Frankie, Davok, and the competitors participated, yet the night ended in all of them drunkenly sleeping in a big pile.

Round 3

Evelin Griffon (won, entry) vs Morgan O’Reilly (lost, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Evelin Griffon vs Morgan O’Reilly

In Morgan’s reality, I, uh, uhhh…

In Evelin’s canon reality, Evelin and Old Wietse were fighting in Nuremberg, escaping from an army of gnomes, before she got caught. She was suddenly transported in front of Berbie, who told her it was time for her match. Berbie offered her angel halos, and Evelin ended up taking two as she thought more could be deadly for her. Evelin was then transported to the arena, where Morgan was waiting and gave her one minute to stand up and fight. Doing so, Evelin equipped one of the halos and immediately pulled an enormous gatling gun to fire at her opponent. Morgan hid behind a pillar, but Evelin then attacked with her sword. With Morgan using her nanites to hold onto the sword, Evelin now pulled out a double barreled shotgun and shot the thief on the chest - but the target laughed, as NANOMACHINES SON, THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA, and then began choking Evelin. In despair, Evelin then equipped the second halo, turning into a higher angelic form. Headbutting Morgan with better strength, the battle resumed, the other girl equating by surrounding her entire body with nanites. Morgan held onto the flying Evelin as they fought, even removing her blindfold halos, causing the angel to have a vision of her mother commending her - once she woke up, Evelin noticed she had dropped Morgan off the arena in her flight and autistically laughed.

Admiral Pizza (lost, entry) vs Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders (won, entry). Match page: C3 R3 - Admiral Pizza vs Luigi and Stuffed Crust Crusaders

In the Admiral’s reality, the Admiral faced the team in a Pizza eating contest out of anger of being left out from the Pizza team - both Luigi and the Admiral had participated in the American wars and considered each other enemies. The Crusaders began falling one after the other - Davok threw himself off the Bucket over believing himself a monster after eating too much pizza, Harry due to being caught cheating using a raccoon to eat the pizza for him, Morgan due to the pizza oil deactivating her nanomachines which she was also using to cheat, Celia not being able to handle so much sausage, and Vera dying in the timeskip with a robot skeleton she had left to eat for her running out of batteries. The Admiral messed with Luigi by eating pizza two-handed or cooling wine with ice, offending his Italian sensibilities. In the end, aeons passed as Luigi and the Admiral ate all the pizza in the world -there was no more food-, [Soren](https://crab.miraheze.org/wiki/Sorrento_Agostino_%22Soren%22_Santos “Sorrento Agostino “Soren” Santos on the CRAB wiki”) became a survivor in a post apocalyptic world and went through seven timeskips, and ultimately realizing their war had ruined the world, both pizza men decided to make peace and forgive each other for their participation in the Civil War. As an angered Berbie demanded to see blood, Centurion then killed him with a punch, while Luigi and the Admiral shook hands and decided to just play videogames next.

In Luigi’s canon reality, the Bucket had been filled with sand and Luigi activated the headquarters battlemode, launching two tanks with his team to hunt down the Admiral who went at them on his own (he represented the American pizza flag while they were the Soviet pizzacutter flag). The Crusaders spent a night camping preparing for battle, Harry looking at his furry girlfriend, Morgan at her fangirl, Davok drinking gasoline and Celia running out of booze. Later Berbie waited, and noticed the fight had begun, the tanks shooting at the Admiral who dodged the bullets. Morgan put her nanites on the next shot, and when the Admiral dodged it they grabbed him. Using his arm power then, Harry summoned not a sword but a giant pizza cutter against the Admiral, who punched it back at the man destroying the tank where Harry and Vera were in. Vera and Celia then began to shoot at him, with no effect - the distraction allowed Morgan to run and punch him in the stomach, launching him towards Davok who uppercut him and used his power to send him flying at max speed towards another pizza cutter summoned by Harry - with this combination, the Admiral was finally defeated and gave up, and the team saluted their leader Luigi. Meanwhile, a dejected Berbie gave a sigh as he was expecting for them to arrive to a regular pizza making competition.

After Crab 3

Morgan returned to her world after CRAB. She is seen with the rest of her team in Kome’s epilogue, being made to work as a waitress by Luigi and the Admiral.

Relationships

Life Within CRAB

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Trivia

  • Morgan had a husband at some point, although she married him as a spy, she fell in love with their comfortable life for a while until he died and Mike found her.
  • She had a big fangirl little girl following her around.

Source

Text: CRAB WIKI, Morgan O’Reilly (revision 1798, 2025-02-10; by Fresbi, CrazyPeepeeTheWindowLicker)
Pictures: Morgann.png, uploaded to the wiki by Fresbi
Edited by: G
Licence: text CC BY-SA 4.0; characters, comics and art belong to their creators